01:13 <nshire> launch in 2 hours from vsfb

01:29 <nshire> all cloudy on the western front :/

09:36 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

09:36 <LunchBot> No Mission for you. You get Carth instead. Your orbit is so large that it's more of an orbyte.

09:36 <Eddi|zuHause> sounds like a snack.

14:13 <sandbox_> !mission

14:13 <LunchBot> Due to an undetected incorrect autocorrection, Rev. Raymond Tubes *is* your computer interface. The customer ambassadors are requested to listen for any unusual noise and vibration once the journey commences.

14:53 <packbart> chattering teeth: not good. quiet humming: all ok

15:25 <Eddi|zuHause> who knows what kind of other xerox-corrections have gone into the design specs :)

18:50 <raptop> !choose onion|orion

18:50 <LunchBot> onion

18:52 <sandbox> !choose onion|the onion

18:52 <LunchBot> onion

18:59 <Althego> onion it is

18:59 <Althego> the oracle has sponek

18:59 <Althego> spoken

19:04 <raptop> !nonwords add sponek

19:04 <raptop> LunchBot?

19:04 <LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,word,non-word,nonword,help} help.

19:04 <raptop> !nonword add sponek

19:04 <LunchBot> Added non-word: sponek

19:04 <raptop> Anyway, all hail Project Onion

19:16 <packbart> Onion staging with spherical fuel tanks?

19:40 <XXCoder> ;mission

19:40 <LunchBot> You install all of the realism mods. Time warp causes Jeb to hibernate.

19:40 <XXCoder> realistic.

20:02 <raptop> I'm not convinced that hibernation is realistic

20:02 <raptop> packbart: unfortunately, I feel like you'd end up with tanks that look more like hexagons

20:03 <XXCoder> we arent kerbals, we dont know what they can do lol

20:04 <XXCoder> I had jeb orbit ker by himself for entire year before could get him back. hibernating makes sense

20:04 <raptop> Good thing kerbals don't have a SAN meter

20:04 <XXCoder> nor osha apparently

20:47 <Eddi|zuHause> humans have the ability to hibernate, some cultures in europe did that until about 100 years ago

20:49 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

20:49 <LunchBot> You discover mountain dew in the seas of Eve. The raptor's banhammer has been located.

20:49 <Althego> actually humans are really hard to hibernate

20:49 <raptop> Intermediate steps, LunchBot

20:50 <Eddi|zuHause> maybe the banhammer turns water into mountain dew?

20:54 <Eddi|zuHause> in a battle between a banhammer and a nothammer, who would win?

20:54 <Althego> what is a nothammer?

20:55 <raptop> Does it make things cease to exist?

20:55 <Althego> or is it emergency hammer?

20:56 <Althego> whatever that would be

20:59 <Eddi|zuHause> yes, indeed. it is an "emergency hammer". as in "when in emergency, smash this window"

20:59 <Althego> ah that one

21:02 <raptop> hm

22:03 <Mat2ch> Eddi|zuHause: Well, you can cool down people (not freeze them) so they go into a hibernation state...

23:29 <nshire> World-wide delivery in 30 minutes or less (or next one is free)

23:29 <nshire> https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gl33d/worldwide_delivery_in_30_minutes_or_less_or_next/

23:37 <nshire> if you think about it a turbofan is just a turboprop with a shroud

23:42 <nshire> hmm that minuteman slogan seems wrong. 30 minutes seems low for a ballistic trajectory to the other side of the planet.