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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You construct a Salt-Water Zubrin Thruster. Wow, is it VℓIλλ already? You better hurry up.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to go to space with an orbital airship. The most notable result is a manhole cover ejected vertically at 6 times escape velocity.
<Eddi|zuHause>
we don't actually know how fast the manhole cover went?
<Eddi|zuHause>
only a minimum speed, because of the frame rate
<packbart>
why does your orbital airship even have manholes?
<Eddi|zuHause>
you're right, it's an archaic term and needs to be gender-neutral
<XXCoder>
if there was 2 frames with it, we'd know
<XXCoder>
but there was only one
<XXCoder>
so that distance in single frame is minium
<XXCoder>
(ie picture of it covering a hole, then capture has it high up in air. next it arent in frame)
<XXCoder>
minium assumes first frame is instantly before it flew but it could be much closer to the second frame which would make it so much faster
<XXCoder>
"To offer an idea of just how fast the manhole cover was going, a high-speed camera was placed in front of the explosion as it happened. This camera recorded the nuclear test at one frame per millisecond, and yet, the manhole cover showed up in only one frame. A mere millisecond later, it was gone for good."
<XXCoder>
wow I cant find picture at all, but I still remember it
<XXCoder>
it was halfway out of top of frame
<XXCoder>
did it go to space? who knows. some say it burned up on way up and got desroyed, some say its large enough to live though it but lost enough speed to deorbit, and some say it went to space and are flying away still
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, we'll probably never know
<XXCoder>
yeah. unless someone have time machine or in least time viewer
<Eddi|zuHause>
we could recreate the experiment :p
<LunchBot>
Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin. You completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the Kerbal population, but that is not your mission.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You store Wagyu beef cuts in the propulsion compartment because it's cold. This causes misalignment of key system components. It turns out that this rocket design is Turing complete.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
the boring kind of turing complete, or actually infinite?
<XXCoder>
good question
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You randomly twist Mersenne. Kerbin spins up until its equator is moving at orbital velocity.
<XXCoder>
hm must have been kerbin spin setting
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<Mat2ch>
Global (Global@services.esper.net): [Network Notice] kbuck - Good news everyone: We are in the process of deploying a new DNS server to restore service. This will allow us to continue operating for the near future. We are continuing to work on restoring other backend services.
<Mat2ch>
Guess we are staying.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to do a return flight from Jool. Skill Issue.
<Mat2ch>
Not getting home.
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<darsie>
1337
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<Judge_DedD>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Buy-one-get-one-free pizza.
<Judge_DedD>
I'll take both
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with a part testing contract from Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spacecraft Parts Company. The part being tested is their art-of-the-state Bone Remover 3000 radial attachment science pod. The required test volunteers will be provided (and paid $60) by the aforementioned company via an exciting new recruitment policy and stringent waiver system. Nobody hears you.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
There's science to do.
<sandbox>
still alive
<Judge_DedD>
There will be cake, though.
<Mat2ch>
tldr
<Pinkbeast>
I see esper has had a stay of execution
<Judge_DedD>
Oh?
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<Mat2ch>
Judge_DedD: Posted the news aroun 4 hours ago
<Judge_DedD>
Oh, so you did! Thank you Mat2ch!
<Althego>
so what happened?
<Judge_DedD>
<Mat2ch> Global (Global@services.esper.net): [Network Notice] kbuck - Good news everyone: We are in the process of deploying a new DNS server to restore service. This will allow us to continue operating for the near future. We are continuing to work on restoring other backend services.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to find the cactus. It's the worst day of your life so far... again.
<Mat2ch>
cactus was point I guess?
<Eddi|zuHause>
is it because i found the cactus, the cactus found me, or i didn't find the cactus?
<Althego>
some art is interesting because the interpretation is left to the viewer :)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to build a rocket that goes up using that weird green slime thingy. Fluber something? You accidentally unleash AGC-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.
<XXCoder>
noes rocket bought it in
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You confuse brachistochrone and brachiosaur trajectories. You run out of rations and start eating landing legs.
<XXCoder>
sucks when mission takes few extra days longer. good thing I made landing legs out of very dense protein
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<Deddly>
Does anyone keep logs from this channel? Looking especially for something that goes back to the early days.
<Deddly>
Maybe someone with a bouncer or a bot?
<darsie>
Deddly: I have logs from when I was online. Not necessarily the "early days".
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<sandbox>
not since my hard drive fried in 2014
<sandbox>
many memories were lost
<sandbox>
there's a chance it could've been restored
<Mat2ch>
Who is Melanie? Why is this relevant? (I don't get it :(
<darsie>
You could watch the video.
<darsie>
idk why she's relevant. She's not a rocket scientist.
<Mat2ch>
It's just a song
<darsie>
Well, there's ... .mission rollerskates
<darsie>
.mission rollerskates
<LunchBot>
To keep your microlight microlight, you omit the landing gear and cut holes in the cockpit floor. The pilot is to be equipped with rollerskates.
<darsie>
.mission pair of rollerskates
<LunchBot>
Gene has a brand new pair of rollerskates, Jeb has a brand new key.
<Mat2ch>
So someone just liked the song?
<darsie>
probably
<Mat2ch>
I'm still confused.
<Mat2ch>
But also bored.
<sandbox>
.mission combine harvester
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "combine harvester".
<raptop>
!8ball Are combine harvesters what you use to collect headcrabs?
<LunchBot>
No chance.
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<Deddly>
Much appreciated Darsie!
<darsie>
:)
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<Mat2ch>
Deddly: if you find something interesting, please let us know. :D
<Deddly>
IRC client crashes every time I try to copy and paste, lol
<XXCoder>
well thats something interesting lol
<raptop>
o_O
<Deddly>
That's a really tiny log file
<Deddly>
I only see 10 mins of logs, Darsie
<darsie>
It's just my first #kspofficial logfile. I have lots more.
<darsie>
Want them all?
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<Deddly>
How complete do you think the logs might be? (Sorry about all the disconnects)
<darsie>
They cover my on time.
<Deddly>
Nice. I'll wait a bit and see if anyone running a bouncer or something has complete logs. Maybe X has them?
<Deddly>
Or FLHerne
<darsie>
ok. Looks like I've been a regular here only since 2016.
<FLHerne>
Deddly: mine aren't nearly that old
<sandbox>
I wonder which year it was when I first came here
<Deddly>
Hmm how old are yours, FLHerne?
<FLHerne>
hm, I do have some back to 2014, but they'll be patchy
<Deddly>
I might be able to find someone else who has early logs but not later ones
<FLHerne>
I didn't have a bouncer on esper until 2017 or something
<FLHerne>
and then those logs mostly died in a fire
<Deddly>
That'll be a project for another day, I think
<Deddly>
aaw
<FLHerne>
I have pretty complete logs from about 2021
<Deddly>
OK that is useful
<Deddly>
Thanks.
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: I'm curious, what is your plan?
<darsie>
train an AI?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You bolt a sepatron to an EVA suit, just to see what will happen. You fail ISO 9000 certification due to your complete lack of formal process or even any documentation of your space program.
<raptop>
KSPGPT
<darsie>
.mission ai
<LunchBot>
Jeb's spray-paint powered EVA pack leads to some questionable markings on the exterior of your vessel.
<raptop>
(please ignore that gliptic has done silly stuff related to that elsewhere)