<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
<raptop>
!outcome add You end up taking down critical email and DNS servers.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You end up taking down critical email and DNS servers.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Your mind shatters and you experience all possible outcomes at once.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your mind shatters and you experience all possible outcomes at once.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You go to space, but not in the way you expected.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You go to space, but not in the way you expected.
<raptop>
!outcome add The nav computer confirmed that you successfully completed the contract, but has also started referring to you as "brigador" for some reason.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The nav computer confirmed that you successfully completed the contract, but has also started referring to you as "brigador" for some reason.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Karen Kerman asks to speak to your manager.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Karen Kerman asks to speak to your manager.
<raptop>
hm
<raptop>
!outcome deep space karen
<LunchBot>
The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Darth Kraken finds your lack of faith disturbing.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Darth Kraken finds your lack of faith disturbing.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to use a slide rule. It turns out you were in a computer game the whole time. Timothy Spall frustratedly analyzes your screw-ups and directs you to the Recuperation Lounge.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
slide rule allows to determine whether you're in a game?
<XXCoder>
seems so. expecially if you used old intel cpu with error in calculation for certain numbers
<Eddi|zuHause>
the pentium bug. legendary
<XXCoder>
yeah I still remember it years later lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
the xerox scanner bug is much "better" though
<Azander>
Sony DRM Rootkit
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<XXCoder>
yeah that was nasty
<XXCoder>
allows anyone to name files right way and user cant even find it
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You talk up the efficiency of Munar Orbital Rendezvous over Direct Ascent. The Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<XXCoder>
what I wonder why I was talking about rendezvous.
<Althego>
hehe kerbals in black
<XXCoder>
who?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You confuse warp 10 with 10x warp. The joy... the joy...
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a quasi-autonomous non-governmental rocket. kmath has been forbidden to discuss the outcome without a lawyer present.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the evil government suppressed it!!!
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<Mat2ch>
Again!
<KrazyKrl>
Azander: Fun fact, the anticheat included with Helldivers 2 is also a rootkit... and is published by sony.
<Mat2ch>
better play it on linux then.
<Mat2ch>
Has Gold rating with Proton.
<Eddi|zuHause>
wouldn't surprise me that wine is nowadays good enough that even the rootkit runs on wine
<Mat2ch>
it does. :D
<Mat2ch>
But in its own jail
<Mat2ch>
and to further harden it run steam in a firejail.
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<sandbox>
what is it with sony and rootkits?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb challenges you to beat his record of pencils-stuck-in-the-ceiling. GreeningGalaxy spends the next hour talking about Homestuck.
<raptop>
I think that's what happens when kerbals and/or IRC memebers get terminally bored
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<FLHerne>
.outcome two-word
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "two-word".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You spend 5 minutes repeating "Wait. I can explain. Please listen to me. I can explain. Please let me explain.", but never shout the two-word explanation.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You spend 5 minutes repeating "Wait. I can explain. Please listen to me. I can explain. Please let me explain.", but never shout the two-word explanation.
<LunchBot>
You fill all your tanks with soda pop. It proves awkward to dock your craft, because there's a music festival on and all the ordinary docking ports are taken.
<Eddi|zuHause>
imagine having to carry all that soda pop from some offroad-parking in the middle of nowhere
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You must develop a reusable transport and lander for the local Kerbin system. You receive the prestigious Kerman Prize for Idiocy in Spaceflight, presented by Jebediah Kerman himself.
<packbart>
Instructions unclear. Landed the whole Kerbin system on a planet
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<Mat2ch>
They wanted a lander, they got a lander. What's to complain?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to invent plasmabraking maneuvers. Everyone mistakes you for a forum moderator.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that happens occasionally
<XXCoder>
interesting. I wonder wgat connection was lol
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mix up "teller" and "tell her," which leads to some confusion. And thus the world was doomed.