00:56 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

00:56 <LunchBot> You slam the table with the pamphlet containing your thesis on astrological engineering. kmath despairs at your choices and resets its database.

00:56 <Eddi|zuHause> i think instead of "screwed opinion" maybe "skewed opinion" would be better?

05:55 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

05:55 <LunchBot> You fashion a sort of industrial strength Faberge egg – intricate, wonderfully worked, refined beyond all ordinary desires, a museum piece from the start. The Uranium Director is supercritical of your activities in the Enrichment Center, and bans you.

05:56 <Eddi|zuHause> he wasn't fancying my uranium-hardened faberge egg?

06:10 <Althego> hehe

06:41 <XXCoder> seems not lol

06:41 <XXCoder> methinks the director was too critical

06:41 <XXCoder> ;mission

06:41 <LunchBot> You incorrectly stage the parts within your fairing. The area is so contaminated with radiation that it'll be uninhabitable for aeons to come.

06:42 <XXCoder> probably staged that egg in the fairing

06:49 <Eddi|zuHause> i think you need a bit more than just uranium for that kind of radiation :p

06:50 <XXCoder> probaly but its totally the egg fault

06:50 <XXCoder> what the orion drive? nahh its the egg

06:51 <Eddi|zuHause> i just read "onion drive"

06:51 <XXCoder> lol

07:57 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

07:57 <LunchBot> You reject traditional drugs and substitute your own. There's blood all over the floor, but it's the wrong colour to be yours.

07:58 <Eddi|zuHause> must have been great drugs

10:14 <sandbox> !mission

10:14 <LunchBot> You update Windows. A weird pointy dog comes to you via magic.

10:15 <sandbox> magic Wandows

10:38 <sandbox> !mission

10:38 <LunchBot> You discover a form of rat on Dres. Things go from bad to worse.

10:40 <Althego> rat infestation

10:40 <Althego> call the exterminator

10:40 <Althego> maybe you will make cheese string in the end

13:56 <sandbox> !mission

13:56 <LunchBot> You've closed 1,288 issues (and some of them weren't even duplicates or anything!) Your KSP install is Cursed.

14:11 <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/screwed/skewed/

14:11 <LunchBot> New text is: You develop a skewed opinion on computer operating systems.

14:11 <FLHerne> I agree

14:11 <FLHerne> .outcome lenore

14:11 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "lenore".

14:13 <FLHerne> .outcome add But the silence is unbroken, and the stillness gives no token, and the only word there spoken is the whispered word, "Lenore?"

14:13 <LunchBot> Added outcome: But the silence is unbroken, and the stillness gives no token, and the only word there spoken is the whispered word, "Lenore?"

15:36 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

15:36 <LunchBot> You invent and deploy a virally-distributed antihypoxiant that will make Kerbals almost impossible to kill. You wait patiently for an outcome, but none occurs. Finally, in a fit of pique, you do it again.

15:44 <Althego> oops i did it again

15:45 <darsie> hmm?

15:45 <Althego> "in a fit of pique, you do it again."

15:56 <FLHerne> .outcome add The annals of aviation history contain no comparable accident. In fact, the sequence of errors, reckless decisions, and baffling misbehavior that enable the disaster surpass all but the most irredeemable blunders of the past

15:56 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The annals of aviation history contain no comparable accident. In fact, the sequence of errors, reckless decisions, and baffling misbehavior that enable the disaster surpass all but the most irredeemable blunders of the past

18:59 <sandbox> !mission

18:59 <LunchBot> You go to war with the tardigrade colony. All of kerbin's citizens lost the ability to sleep that day.

19:21 <XXCoder> yeah war nervousness

19:21 <XXCoder> ;mission

19:21 <LunchBot> You look for ways to spice up tedious rescue missions. The PrefixCactus finds you. Soon, nothing else matters.

19:21 <XXCoder> uh no more resuces so yay I guess?

20:11 <darsie> https://0x0.st/XrAk.png https://0x0.st/XrAU.52.webm#wheeldrop

20:11 <darsie> I only noticed when I landed on Eeloo.

20:11 <Mat2ch> oh

20:11 <Mat2ch> hehe

20:12 <Mat2ch> great

20:15 <Althego> lo

20:15 <Althego> ll

20:17 <darsie> I had a fairing, ofc.

20:17 <darsie> during Kerbin ascent

20:18 <Pinkbeast> Nice of KSP2 to give you the "oh huh I forgot to fit XYZ" experience without having to forget anything yourself

20:19 <darsie> Built the rover horizontally, then turned it vertically, switched to vertical workspace and built the rocket undre it or so.

20:20 <darsie> First stage was a great SSTO, though.

20:20 <darsie> 600 m/s left

20:21 <darsie> The Tumpet has PID issues. It swayes.

20:32 <Pinkbeast> Built the rover horizontally etc> yeah, I did that for the Minmus Elcano, maybe the Mun, solid approach.

20:41 <darsie> Doesn't lose wheels when I launch with the last/landing stage, though.

21:38 <darsie> It happens when I release the launch clamp and there are wheels on struts: https://0x0.st/Xrme.56.webm#wheeldrop

21:39 <darsie> Solution: Don't use launch clamps.

22:23 <darsie> Dang, lost wheels again during stage sep.

22:43 <darsie> The wheels reattached during time warp.

23:24 <nshire> someone in some government datacenter is going to wonder why I'm doing calculations with the coordinates of vandenberg space force base