egg|nomz|egg changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
<kmath> <groby> @fugueish Since C++11 it's constexpr screaming, please.
<UmbralRaptor> [Undefined Screaming]
<SnoopJeDi> LOL
* iximeow_ optimizes out 'screaming' because it's UB
iximeow_ is now known as iximeow
<bofh> LOL
<awang> !wpn -add:adj iridescent
<Qboid> awang: Adjective added!
<awang> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a divergence
<awang> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a Turing-complete kingfisher
<awang> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor an infinite suitcase
<iximeow> !wpn awang
* Qboid gives awang an optional [DATA EXPUNGED]
<iximeow> oo
<iximeow> q:q
<iximeow> wrong window...
<UmbralRaptor> Does Qboid want, a to live like Erdos?
<awang> !wpn iximeow
* Qboid gives iximeow a phosphorus scalar
* UmbralRaptor 🔪 fingers.
* UmbralRaptor also 🔪 sleep.
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: I mean I'm pretty sure I'm the one closest to adopting an Erdős-like lifestyle here...
<iximeow> i eagerly await the "bofh number"
<UmbralRaptor> If it gets you coauthor on hundreds of papers…
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn Erdős number
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
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<SnoopJeDi> discovery: my rats quite enjoy having Schneier's Applied Cryptography read to them. I guess this is how I learn some more crypto
<kmath> <SethBaum> Announcing my new paper: ⏎ ⏎ A Model for the Probability of Nuclear War ⏎ ⏎ With @rdeneufville & Tony Barrett/… https://t.co/GemNcqAMVR
<kmath> <Newpa_Hasai> A-stars are cursed. ⏎ (So are OB stars, but those aren't really in the solar neighborhood)
<kmath> <FioraAeterna> today's mood is i just discovered the album "Chrono Jigga" and this fuckin' slaps https://t.co/jfpfaFDdGg https://t.co/2tP2FkvEhw
<egg|zzz|egg> meow
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: UmbralRaptor: oh there's a proposal for U+2BC9 NEPTUNE FORM TWO http://www.unicode.org/L2/L2017/17366r-n4922-5th-ed-pdam2-2-chart.pdf
<bofh> rofl incredible
* egg|zzz|egg seems to have a cold of sorts
* egg|zzz|egg stabbity
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: unfortunately France doesn't seem to have an active NBR in JTC 1/SC 2/WG 2, so there won't be a national body comment asking to change the name of this UCS character to "LE VERRIER"
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a bipartite decompressor
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Fiora
* Qboid gives Fiora a sub-calibre summation
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark an unamused ellipsoid/ZVP4424 hybrid
<bofh> egg|zzz|egg: damn, b/c that would be awesome were it to be named that. also correct.
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: is there an NBR for canada in this WG,
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a serpentine decorator
* egg|zzz|egg pokes principia with sanitizers
<bofh> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a peeled cup of tea
<egg|zzz|egg> hmm
<egg|zzz|egg> !choose get out of bed and drink bofh's tea|stay in bed because cold & sick
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: Your options are: get out of bed and drink bofh's tea, stay in bed because cold & sick. My choice: stay in bed because cold & sick
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<UmbralRaptor> !wa Altair vsini
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Seems that Wolfram is unable to understand that.
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<UmbralRaptor> egg|work|egg: Altair spins with an equitorial velocity >200 km/s. Δ♑ is "only" 90 km/s, because it's an eclipsing binary. Sirius A is weirdly metal polluted. Deneb makes Sirius and Altair look normal by being a supergiant.
* UmbralRaptor suspects that Procyon was an A star, but its leaving the main sequence, so…
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<awang> !u Δ♑
<Qboid> U+0394 GREEK CAPITAL LETTER DELTA (Δ)
<Qboid> U+2651 CAPRICORN (♑)
<bofh> wat
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<UmbralRaptor> …
<APlayer> Hi!
<UmbralRaptor> lo
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<egg|zzz|egg> stabbity fever (39,5)
<awang> !slap egg's fever
* Qboid moves egg's fever to /dev/null
<awang> !wa 39.5 deg celsius to fahrenheit
<Qboid> awang: convert 39.5 °C (degrees Celsius) to degrees Fahrenheit: 103.1 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)
<awang> :(
<awang> Get better soon!
<egg|zzz|egg> !wa 39.5 °C in Kelvin
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: convert 39.5 °C (degrees Celsius) to kelvins: 312.65 K (kelvins)
* APlayer applies pressure to start fusion
<APlayer> Increase your monitor's photon output for optimized power generation
<egg|zzz|egg> what happened to bofh
<APlayer> egg: More seriously, go drink some tea instead of doing maths, physics, computer stuff or whatever I imagine you're doing right now with all the symptoms of such a fever
<SnoopJeDi> did he send you some tea, egg|zzz|egg?
<SnoopJeDi> oh, nvm, I just saw the Qboid context
<egg|zzz|egg> APlayer: I'm mostly lying around in bed and staring at IRC
<APlayer> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg an extensional attribute
<kmath> <stephentyrone> @eggleroy @bofh453 https://t.co/HmqKkvcDHO
<APlayer> I hoped Qboid would give you an aspirin
<APlayer> Cat!
<APlayer> Anyone could check if tea is a wpn too?
<egg|zzz|egg> well cup of tea is, at least
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn SnoopJeDi
* Qboid gives SnoopJeDi a neptunium क्र‌ैश
<APlayer> Alright, cup of tea qualifies
<SnoopJeDi> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a queue
<SnoopJeDi> Hm, do the Swiss queue? I know very little of the language.
<APlayer> The Swiss don't queue, they have such optimized processes that nothing ever has more demand than supply and requires waiting
<SnoopJeDi> Having been in Switzerland past the twilight hour of 3 PM, I beg to differ ;P
<SnoopJeDi> (shops closed quite early in the places I stayed, although admittedly I spent a lot of that time in the highlands)
<SnoopJeDi> The SBB was remarkable though
<APlayer> I misread that as "The SRB was remarkable though"
<APlayer> Now I wonder what an SBB is
<egg|zzz|egg> SnoopJeDi: yeah things close early
<UmbralRaptor> *3 pm?* Even banks stay open later than that here.
<egg|zzz|egg> !acr -add:SBB Schweizerische Bundesbahnen
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: I added the explanation for this acronym.
<SnoopJeDi> SBB is the Swiss rail system, I don't recall the acronym because je ne parles pas francais
<SnoopJeDi> oh yep there we go
<egg|zzz|egg> !acr -add:CFF Chemins de fer fédéraux suisses
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: I added the explanation for this acronym.
<SnoopJeDi> (sorry for conflating you with French, Swiss-German)
<egg|zzz|egg> !acr -add:FFS Ferrovie federali svizzere
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: I already know an explanation for FFS! (Update it with !acr -update:FFS Ferrovie federali svizzere)
<egg|zzz|egg> FFS?
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: [FFS] => Roughly translates to: "Oh, come on!"
<egg|zzz|egg> !acr -update:FFS Ferrovie federali svizzere
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: I updated the explanation for FFS
<SnoopJeDi> comment dit on "Swiss-German" anyhow?
<APlayer> LOL that "Oh, come on!"
<egg|zzz|egg> suisse allemand
<SnoopJeDi> UmbralRaptor, 3 PM is a bit flippant (mostly because of a CERN tunnel tour I missed out on after several hours of travel to Genève), but yea things that aren't bars do close up rather early AFAIK
<egg|zzz|egg> or Schweizerdeutsch
<SnoopJeDi> which do people use when referring to the distinct language? the latter?
<egg|zzz|egg> or Schwiizertüütsch
<egg|zzz|egg> SnoopJeDi: depend which language they are speaking :-p
<SnoopJeDi> lol
* egg|zzz|egg overheating again
* egg|zzz|egg beeps
<APlayer> I guess we'll have omelette soon?
<SnoopJeDi> Switzerland's language is fascinating, although I bet it's sometimes quite frustrating to live there
<SnoopJeDi> OTOH work-life balance \o/
<egg|zzz|egg> meow?
* APlayer reboots egg
<APlayer> Also, /me supplies a constant feed of tea to egg
* egg|zzz|egg liquid-cooled
* egg|zzz|egg stares at котяpics
<SnoopJeDi> I had the delight of explaining how a swamp cooler works to my labmate the other day.
* egg|zzz|egg wonders what happened to bofh
<SnoopJeDi> I assume his client went bonkers and it hasn't grabbed his attention yet
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: what does delta-capricorn mean
<UmbralRaptor> SnoopJeDi: The Egyptian-Akkadian curse is now available in emoji!
<UmbralRaptor> !w delta capricorni
<UmbralRaptor> !g delta capricorni
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Capricorni [Delta Capricorni - Wikipedia] (8650 results found, took 0.45s)
<UmbralRaptor> ^
<egg|zzz|egg> ah
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<kmath> <stephentyrone> @jfbastien I mean, I want a pony, too. A unicorn pony.
<SnoopJeDi> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh an Abelian bird
<SnoopJeDi> hexaflexabirb?
<egg|phone|egg> Bofh!
<egg|phone|egg> What happened to your client
<bofh> egg|phone|egg: DigitalOcean account issues -_- resolved now
<bofh> I'm really annoyed I spent 3 hours staring at my monitor refreshing a ticket with no activity, then tweeted at their twitter account and got it resolved in 2 minutes flat.
<SnoopJeDi> gross
<egg|phone|egg> Huh
* awang gives egg a heat pump
* egg|phone|egg now down to 37,9 °C
<bofh> So I *think* they're a bit swamped due to issues surrounding hypervisor reboots in two of their datacenters for Meltdown mitigations, but ffs my issue was billing, not technical. And trivial to fix.
<egg|phone|egg> Thanks, ibuprofen. Thibuprofen.
<awang> !wa 37,9 °C in Fahrenheit
<egg|phone|egg> Also water cooling
<Qboid> awang: {37, convert 9 °C (degrees Celsius) to degrees Fahrenheit}: {37, 48.2 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)}
<awang> Um
<awang> !wa 37.9 °C in Fahrenheit
<Qboid> awang: convert 37.9 °C (degrees Celsius) to degrees Fahrenheit: 100.2 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)
<awang> !wpn -add:adj liquid-cooled
<Qboid> awang: Adjective added!
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn heat pump
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn heat sink
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn radiator
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
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<awang> !wpn -add:wpn state machine
<Qboid> awang: Weapon already added!
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a statistical demon
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn refrigerator
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn engine
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn engine
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon already added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn pump
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon already added!
<SnoopJeDi> !wpn -add:adj Carnot
<Qboid> SnoopJeDi: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:adj heat
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:adj Brayton
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Adjective added!
<SnoopJeDi> !wpn -add:adj Oslo
<Qboid> SnoopJeDi: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:adj Rankine
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Adjective added!
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<awang> !wpn -add:wpn scale
<Qboid> awang: Weapon already added!
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, a treat for you if you've not seen this yet: https://markusmeister.com/2018/03/20/death-of-the-sampling-theorem/ cc Ellied
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<iximeow> !wpn -add:wpn bugcheck
<Qboid> iximeow: Weapon added!
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn BSoD
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> We've noticed a few pop-up blockers block our request for you to agree the new terms, and this may interfere with the download. Our records state you have not yet agreed to the EULA. Try turning off your pop up blocker or try a different browser and let me know what happens.
<UmbralRaptor> … I listed 3 different browsers in my email.
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: what the hell site is that?
<UmbralRaptor> kerbalspaceprogram.com
<UmbralRaptor> FTR, I distinctly recall accepting the EULA on the site. And forum. And wiki.
* UmbralRaptor 🔪
<bofh> wtf does their new EULA need javascript to function, anyhow?
<UmbralRaptor> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<UmbralRaptor> (This is an annoyingly useful emoticon)
<egg|phone|egg> Meow
* egg|phone|egg overheating again
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: agreed
<kmath> <thatcks> Forcing an opt-out study down the throats of @Firefox Nightly users is certainly a great way for @mozilla to encour… https://t.co/QfYQe4G6Qf
<bofh> let's also get into the fact that DNS over HTTPS is a fucking idiotic idea in the first place and WTF Mozilla.
<SnoopJeDi> I know literally nothing about DoH but gee it sure didn't take long for Mozilla to turn to the ways of Mammon
<UmbralRaptor> Anyway, I accepted the EULA in Edge and Chrome, and got the same error.
<UmbralRaptor> Just so we're clear, this is now 4 browsers on 2 different OSes.
<UmbralRaptor> On multiple networks!
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a Hamiltonian decompressor/trie hybrid
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn whitequark and котя
* Qboid gives whitequark and котя a chain observable
<APlayer> egg: We shall install a SCRAM panic button on you to prepare for the next overheating event
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<APlayer> Anyway, I've got to go for today. See you!
<APlayer> Also, egg: Drink tea, sleep well and enable active cooling mechanisms by tomorrow.
<APlayer> Alright, bye!
<UmbralRaptor> 'night, APlayer
<UmbralRaptor> … does the tea contain boron?
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<egg|phone|egg> Should I take baths in borated water
<UmbralRaptor> Hrm. What do the neutron detectors show?
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<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a Terran detector
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a squeeze ocaml iBod
* UmbralRaptor detects several terrans.
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn Ellied
* Qboid gives Ellied a panzer wyvern which vaguely resembles a cross-compiler
<Ellied> !wpn egg|phone|egg
* Qboid gives egg|phone|egg a keen trellis Turing machine
<egg|phone|egg> This cat is eggstremely cute https://mobile.twitter.com/whitequark/status/975291353037860864
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn variant
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
<egg|phone|egg> !acr -add:LECA Last Eukaryotic Common Ancestor
<Qboid> egg|phone|egg: I added the explanation for this acronym.
<UmbralRaptor> !choose Find a eukaryotic volunteer|Hire a prokaryot
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Your options are: Find a eukaryotic volunteer, Hire a prokaryot. My choice: Find a eukaryotic volunteer
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