egg|nomz|egg changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
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<kmath> <artologica> Science life #InternationalCatDay https://t.co/bpktn4vf3G
<UmbralRaptop> citizen science galaxy project? https://twitter.com/tompeterken/status/1027105048931835905
<kmath> <tompeterken> Who fancies looking at pretty pictures of galaxies AND helping me with my PhD? Yeah that sounds great doesn't it?!… https://t.co/kxdJV5o1LQ
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<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: hm, it's going to be hard to bring that sincos below 50 cycles
<egg|zzz|egg> (latency)
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: also I am fascinated at how consistently Horner is terrible :-p
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* UnethicalRaptor pokes training videos with a stick.
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<egg|zzz|egg> !u ⟼
<Qboid> U+27FC LONG RIGHTWARDS ARROW FROM BAR (⟼)
<egg|zzz|egg> !u ↦
<Qboid> U+21A6 RIGHTWARDS ARROW FROM BAR (↦)
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: btw do you have any idea why the following character has the name it has:
<egg|zzz|egg> !u ⧧
<Qboid> U+29E7 THERMODYNAMIC (⧧)
<UmbralRaptop> current status: angry that the references include links to papers on closed access journals, but skip it for open access ones.
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* UmbralRaptop 🔪 📶
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptop: Ꙩ_ꙩ
* egg|zzz|egg wonders whether bofh is sleeping
<UmbralRaptop> egg|zzz|egg: online research ethics training thing
* UmbralRaptop uses a ☕ to cast "summon bofh"
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptop: so you're stabbing the online citation ethics of the training about online citation ethics?
<egg|zzz|egg> metastabby
<UmbralRaptop> Eggsactly
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:adj stochastic
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Adjective already added!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:adj systematic
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:wpn error
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Weapon already added!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:wpn noise
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:adj noise
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -remove:adj noise
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Adjective removed!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:adj noisy
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn -add:wpn signal
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptop> [Is this a 🦋 voice] Is this a Venn diagram? https://photos.app.goo.gl/tQVdQ4DqVUhWPzBA8
<UmbralRaptop> Er, pigeon. Whatever.
<kmath> <✔NASA_TESS> TESS Mission Update: Successfully downlinked through @NASASCaN #DSN the first 2 weeks of @NASA_TESS science data!… https://t.co/qT8zxodNXw
<UmbralRaptop> You mispelled "the sci-hub author" https://photos.app.goo.gl/qKoyuuXNgCzLXh5B8
<UmbralRaptop> (Or the author with arχiv submission access in some fields)
<UmbralRaptop> ;choose email at 0250|don't
<kmath> UmbralRaptop: email at 0250
<UmbralRaptop> !choose email at 0250|don't
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: Your options are: email at 0250, don't. My choice: don't
<UmbralRaptop> I really hope that they use do not disturb mode.
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<bofh> https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1027321537299279873 feeling extremely attacked right now
<kmath> <devonzuegel> Vegetables 300kcal ⏎ Fruit 150kcal ⏎ Meat & fish 600kcal ⏎ Dark chocolate 3,600kcal ⏎ Grains 400kcal ⏎ someone who is good at… https://t.co/dRaRil8RJD
<bofh> egg|zzz|egg: sec
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: also, I'm getting different numbers from IACA 2.x's latency analysis and from looking at the latency of the initial iteration in IACA 3's trace
<UmbralRaptop> bofh: just burn 4750 kcal/day!
<egg|zzz|egg> (IACA 3 doesn't directly have a latency analysis, but it shows you a trace of the first iterations of its throughput analysis so you can read the latency off that...)
<UmbralRaptop> !wa 4750e3*4.184/86400
<Qboid> UmbralRaptop: 4750×10^3×4.184/86400: 230.0231481481481481481481481481481481481481481481481481481...
<bofh> egg|zzz|egg: so at this point I want to benchmark it using RDTSC-in-a-loop (i.e. what we actually use to benchmark lavc, since it gives more useful real-world numbers compared to, say, IACA).
<bofh> UmbralRaptop: I mean I think my absurd chocolate consumption is actually good atm since I think I'd be running a caloric deficit otherwise. Keep in mind I sleep little, am on stimulants and have been walking, like, 3-7km a day for the past month, among other things. :p
<UmbralRaptop> heh
<APlayer> UmbralRaptop: Did you just calculate the wattage of bofh?
<UmbralRaptop> Yes
<APlayer> Which means that bofh is approximately 30.8% of a horse
<bofh> APlayer: UmbralRaptop: I am now reminded of: https://git.reactos.org/?p=reactos.git;a=blob;f=dll/win32/winemp3.acm/mpegl3.c;h=b28519f835a53f8928ad365aa413a04a1c438071;hb=HEAD#l424
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<egg|phone|egg> Bofh: I have benchmarks too, but it's hard to get cycle resolution there
<bofh> egg|phone|egg: cycle resolution is too noisy to be useful, what you want is microsecond resolution for some large number of retries of the function (so it's guaranteed to be in cache or whatnot)
<bofh> I mean if you want cycle resolution, Agner Fog has tables of throughput and latency per each instruction, but it takes a few minutes to realize if you add those numbers up your actual function ovten takes much more or much less and it's variable per run too.
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<egg|work|egg> bofh: yeah what i mean is that microsecond on large number of retries is too noisy to get cycles on the base function; also it means I have to be running it on the actual arch, so I need to switch computers to compare SNB and SKL, and I don't have a HSW
<egg|work|egg> this makes it quite messy to try to figure out the effect of smol optimizations
<bofh> and my point is "cycles on the base function" is almost always meaningless and quite often not even well-defined :P
<egg|work|egg> bofh: e.g. evaluating a polynomial as ax + (bx + cx * x^2) * x^2 is has lower latency than ax + (b + cx^2) * (x^2 * x) on SNB according to IACA 2.x and same on HSW according to both IACAs, but checking that by hand is going to be tedious (in particular because I've been working on that on my SKL laptop :-p)
<egg|work|egg> (also i might have pinged x)
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<bofh> egg|work|egg: also is that difference at all meaningful? (latency differences of 1 cycle virtually never are).
<kmath> <ParisAMDParis> Le chat du comptoir Paris https://t.co/Bbs1eBJ0NB
<egg|work|egg> bofh: probably not? what is this meaning you speak of
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<egg|work|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a berkelium fennec
<bofh> !wpn egg|work|egg
* Qboid gives egg|work|egg a curium van
<egg|work|egg> bofh: curium seems like an impractical material for a van
* egg|work|egg pokes bofh with ⧧
<egg|work|egg> it seems to actually be a thing? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27108991
<__awang__> HSW?
<egg|work|egg> haswell
<__awang__> Oh, haswell
<bofh> egg|work|egg: huh, interesting.
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<egg|work|egg> !u ⟺
<Qboid> U+27FA LONG LEFT RIGHT DOUBLE ARROW (⟺)
<egg|work|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a Brayton UmbralRaptor
<UmbralRaptop> … why is there a superheater attached to me?
<egg|work|egg> SteamedRaptor
<egg|work|egg> !u ⯒
<Qboid> U+2BD2 GROUP MARK (⯒)
<egg|work|egg> !u ⧧
<Qboid> U+29E7 THERMODYNAMIC (⧧)
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh an expanding cup of tea
<egg|zzz|egg> !meow bofh
* Qboid meows at bofh
<kmath> <✔mbeisen> my shopping list for today includes 8 lbs of chocolate
<bofh> 16:50:08 * Qboid gives bofh an expanding cup of tea
<bofh> I could use this, tbh.
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: expanding cup of tea meme
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<__awang__> egg|work|egg: Have you tried llvm-mca in addition to IACA?
<__awang__> An expanding cup of tea sounds messy
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<bofh> egg|zzz|egg: best meme
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<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: whitequark: weird inclinations #1890
<Qboid> [#1890] title: RSS has the weird inclinations. | I noticed that axial tilt works, but RSS still has the super weird inclinations even though axial tilt works, | https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/principia/issues/1890
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptop
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptop a devirtualized sharp Sagan
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn __awang__
* Qboid gives __awang__ a mission
<UmbralRaptop> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a stinging table/sumerogram hybrid
<UmbralRaptop> It's a table of cosines
<__awang__> !mission
<__awang__> ;mission
<__awang__> Erm
<__awang__> What bot did the mission thing again?
<UmbralRaptop> Mission is kill
<kmath> <allymcleangames> Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself https://t.co/b36mKleVnv
<__awang__> :(
<kmath> <worddroppings> This is what playing looks like when she's tired. ⏎ . ⏎ #cats #reytheimp #dabird https://t.co/gtPKvBQd36
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark an unionized constructor
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptop
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptop a gaseous strontium eidolon-like triode
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn cats
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<UmbralRaptop> <xdroop> 44ate2seven!
<UmbralRaptop> <xdroop> welp
<UmbralRaptop> <xdroop> I guess that password's useless now
<UmbralRaptop> <toby1> not to me!
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<__awang__> That reminds me, I should probably change my mac password at some point
<__awang__> Made the same mistake, unfortunately
<__awang__> Hmmm
<__awang__> Debian sid, Arch, OpenSUSE tumbleweed, or something else
<__awang__> How can I made development as miserable as possible
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: #1893
<Qboid> [#1893] title: For a few cycles more | This gains between 9 and 10 cycles, from about 55 to about 45 (benchmarked on Skylake).... | https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/principia/issues/1893
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh: which is of course a follow-up on #1889, which has the appropriate branch name
<Qboid> [#1889] title: Improve the latency benchmark | Compute (cos bitand 2 ** 52 - 1) bitxor sin to induce a data dependency without reading from precomputed random inputs or doing a couple of floating-point additions.... | https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/principia/issues/1889
<kmath> <xzqx> I’m at a cocktail making class at a cat cafe. The cats are being antisocial though https://t.co/Ywm96ozvPA
<bofh> egg|zzz|egg: sec, I want to benchmark this myself.
<egg|zzz|egg> !pet bofh
<Qboid> (1,2): error CS1660: Cannot convert `lambda expression' to non-delegate type `object'
<Qboid> System.Func`1[System.String]
<Qboid> (1,2): error CS0103: The name `bofhtime' does not exist in the current context
* Qboid pets bofh
<egg|zzz|egg> !pet whitequark
* Qboid pets whitequark
<egg|zzz|egg> ah yes bofhtime does not exist
<__awang__> Wait, where did the "time" part come from
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<egg|zzz|egg> __awang__: it's just broken commands in the evaluator
<egg|zzz|egg> I should clean that up someday
<egg|zzz|egg> !bofhtime
<egg|zzz|egg> I tried defining that command, and added junk to the Qboid evaluator in the process
<egg|zzz|egg> !csharp bofhtime()
<Qboid> 2018-08-09T06:05:05,539
<__awang__> !pet bofh
* Qboid pets bofh
<egg|zzz|egg> also that's wildly inaccurate right now
<__awang__> Hmmm
<__awang__> Sort of makes sense
<__awang__> Why does !pet bofh work for me but not for you?
<__awang__> Non-deterministic failures sound fun
<egg|zzz|egg> it works for me too
<egg|zzz|egg> it's just when Qboid starts up
<__awang__> Ah
<egg|zzz|egg> the first time someone !pets
<egg|zzz|egg> maybe !meow too
<egg|zzz|egg> but not !wpn
<__awang__> Hm
<__awang__> Interesting
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<__awang__> Well that's stupid
<__awang__> Apparently Mutter can't work in the background
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<egg|zzz|egg> !u 0
<Qboid> U+0030 DIGIT ZERO (0)