02:41 <funkenstein> ;mission

02:41 <LunchBot> You enlist the help of Ensign Sulu. You are abducted by Greys.

02:43 <funkenstein> ;outcome triioxide

02:43 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "triioxide".

02:43 <funkenstein> oops

02:43 <funkenstein> ;outcome triodide

02:43 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "triodide".

02:43 <funkenstein> ;outcome triiodide

02:43 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "triiodide".

02:44 <funkenstein> ;mission triiodide

02:44 <LunchBot> You bolster your snacks' nutritional value by adding nitrogen triiodide.

02:44 <funkenstein> ;outcome unrelated

02:44 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "unrelated".

02:44 <funkenstein> ;outcome your research

02:44 <LunchBot> Senator William Proxmire provides an accurate description of the value of your research.

02:45 <funkenstein> ;outcome everything explodes

02:45 <LunchBot> Your efforts are misdirected and fail to address the underlying problem. Everything explodes.

08:12 <XXCoder> ;mission

08:12 <LunchBot> Jeb's hibernation suit fails mere weeks into his return journey from Eeloo. Through years of total isolation in the blackness of space, his mind is warped beyond recognition. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433MHz computer running Windows 98.

08:12 <XXCoder> Jeb somehow warped my bind so I breaks space-time

08:12 <XXCoder> *mind

08:21 <darsie> I remember mailmans python (?) scripts keeping my pentium 60 (90?) busy.

08:22 <darsie> MHz

08:22 <Althego> that must have been more than 25 years ago

08:22 <darsie> mhm

08:22 <darsie> My first PC was a 386 40 MHz

08:22 <Althego> back then i didnt even know python existed

08:23 <darsie> A flatmate had C64 and Amiga 1000.

08:26 <darsie> I was so upset when the Pentium came out after the 486 ... and the PCs were shipped with Windows.

08:36 <XXCoder> dang yours was bit fancy

08:36 <XXCoder> mine was 386 sx 33 mhz

08:36 <XXCoder> none of that math coprocessor crap

08:41 <darsie> Didn't have a FPU, either.

08:43 <XXCoder> i was so poor then

08:44 <XXCoder> took me months to buy part a time till could build a pc

08:48 <darsie> ;mission add You destroy 6 Thargoids on a C-64, but the last one gets you.

08:48 <LunchBot> Added mission: You destroy 6 Thargoids on a C-64, but the last one gets you.

09:03 <Althego> kikkerikii

09:03 <Althego> the "australian" collab

11:02 <raptop> Ah, "australian", australian*, australian, and australian

11:02 <raptop> (yes, haachima gets an asterisk)

11:06 <Mat2ch> !mission

11:06 <LunchBot> You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preperation of porkchop plots. Your siblings email you asking you to print out a web page and fax it to them because their printer is broken.

11:07 <raptop> Once again LunchBot has skipped several steps

14:02 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg cargo dragon docking

14:21 <Althego> heh of course during docking is dark

14:21 <Althego> always

14:21 <Althego> at least in ksp

14:34 <Mat2ch> Bring lights!

14:34 <Mat2ch> Many of them...

14:37 <Althego> if the docking is slow enough the station could get back to the day side

14:37 <packbart> Tracking lights are cool, too

15:22 <packbart> *bonk*

18:06 <Althego> kikkerikii

18:10 <raptop> .

18:55 <FLHerne> ;mission add You launch a mission to recover the crew of the mission to recover the crew of the mission to recover the crew of your first Eve lander.

18:55 <LunchBot> Added mission: You launch a mission to recover the crew of the mission to recover the crew of the mission to recover the crew of your first Eve lander.

23:33 <raptop> !outcome add The kraken attacks during a cutscene.

23:33 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The kraken attacks during a cutscene.

23:58 <funkenstein> ;mission

23:58 <LunchBot> You look into the laser with your remaining eye. The flying spaghetti monster invites you for tea.