11:37 <darsie> 1337

11:37 <Althego> yes

11:37 <Althego> i noticed it this time

11:37 <darsie> 1337

11:38 <darsie> hmm

11:38 <darsie> I put it there, but when I hit enter, it didn't send it, so I sent it again. Couldn't reproduce the failure.

12:19 <Kalpa> Lö kokkemoo with you too

12:37 <FLHerne> 1337

12:40 <FLHerne> ;mission add LunchBot leaves out 30-50 feral hogs.

12:40 <LunchBot> Added mission: LunchBot leaves out 30-50 feral hogs.

12:49 <darsie> explain

12:52 <FLHerne> raptop's fault

13:57 <packbart> !mission

13:57 <LunchBot> You commission a combination memorial obelisk/space elevator. Your website is blacklisted from Google due to <h1> tag abuse.

13:58 <packbart> <h1><blink>Who wants a moustache obelisk ride?</blink></h1>

14:41 <Althego> 3d bird today

15:25 <funkenstein> :outcome add The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.

15:25 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.

15:27 <funkenstein> ;mission add A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

15:27 <LunchBot> Added mission: A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

15:27 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:27 <LunchBot> You try to play Orbiter. Your beard becomes so thick.

15:28 <Althego> so mastering it took some time

15:30 <funkenstein> or perhaps a frequency generated by your pc's fans while trying to do so stimulates hair growth

15:31 <funkenstein> science: no comic-book-ish narrative tool; yes

15:33 <funkenstein> ;outcome add You salvage your damaged return vehicle using a trick you learned from an episode of Duck Tales.

15:33 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You salvage your damaged return vehicle using a trick you learned from an episode of Duck Tales.

15:34 <funkenstein> ;mission add You try to make an emergency flare using one of the countless bicycle frames found on the Mun.

15:34 <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to make an emergency flare using one of the countless bicycle frames found on the Mun.

15:34 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:34 <LunchBot> You slow down to speed up. Moist.

15:34 <funkenstein> oh

15:34 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:34 <LunchBot> You get a gravity assist from Jool. You lose contact with mission control when peer resets your connection.

15:35 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:35 <LunchBot> Someone asks for your help on #kspofficial. You get your SI prefixes mixed up.

15:35 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:35 <LunchBot> You spike your fuel with red mercury. kmath stares at you.

15:35 <Althego> ;mission add The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

15:35 <LunchBot> Added mission: The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

15:35 <Althego> oh no i wanted an outcome

15:36 <Althego> ;mission del The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

15:36 <LunchBot> Deleted mission: "The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window."

15:36 <Althego> ;outcome add The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

15:36 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

15:42 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:42 <LunchBot> You cook up a really nice batch of random. The remainder of the crew are internally referred to as "red shirts".

15:43 <funkenstein> ;mission

15:43 <LunchBot> Jeb has been cooking with gas - again... At least your crew capsules can be easily repurposed as spy satellites.

15:43 <funkenstein> gassed the crews I guess

15:56 <FLHerne> clearly I need to add a rate-limit

15:56 <raptop> probably

16:32 <Althego> thermodynamics already did

16:58 <Althego> hehe

17:02 <Althego> bird

17:05 <Althego> kikkerikii

17:21 <Kalpa> I saw a pheasant mother with seven chicks today

17:22 <packbart> "The Big Bang Never Happened--The Science of the Censored Papers" - is this the Flat Earth of Cosmology? ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlFpq49Ri8Y tl;dw )

17:24 <sandbox> I wish... that show was awful

17:26 <packbart> I just read the description and it was all about "Big Science is censoring this work!11"

17:31 <Pinkbeast> grift, I guess - LPP crowdfunds fusion research, scientists say it won't work, crackpot theory that, by a happy coincidence, will also make their fusion device feasible. If, y'know, they can get a bit more money

17:34 <Althego> ah the constant free energy people who just need a bit more money

17:35 <SporkWitch> as the saying goes, fusion is just 10 years away, just like it was 10 years ago, and the 10 years before that...

17:35 <sandbox> it's 30 years away

17:36 <SporkWitch> technically speaking we cracked fusion 50 years ago. A hydrogen bomb uses fusion, and will provide you unlimited energy for the rest of your life ;)

17:36 <Althego> hehehe

17:36 <packbart> so, just build a Dyson sphere around a hydrogen bomb. Profit!

17:39 <SporkWitch> i forget the consensus, would a dyson sphere be stable? I know a niven ring wouldn't be

17:40 <SporkWitch> I want to say most of the serious discussion these days is a "dyson swarm"; instead of a solid shell, a dense constellation of satellites, so they're actually in stable orbits and you don't have to balance gravity

18:17 <FLHerne> Kalpa: I bet that won't last long, pheasants are pretty daft things

18:18 <FLHerne> SporkWitch: no

18:18 <FLHerne> it's pretty much a 3D version of the ring

18:18 <FLHerne> not actively unstable, but it'll drift

18:18 <SporkWitch> i couldn't remember if the thinking was that since it's completely enclosing it, as long as you balanced it right, it would be stable. But yeah, much easier to just do a swarm

19:18 <raptop> "The second paper shows, with the latest data, how large-scale structures could not have formed in the time since the hypothesized Big Bang—and how they really formed from plasma filamentation."

19:18 <raptop> Ahah

19:18 <raptop> Along with the whole free-energy scam thing, they're pushing plasma cosmology stuff (like electric universe, but usually a bit less in crank-land)

19:20 <SporkWitch> This is why you don't do drugs

21:41 <raptop> !mission

21:41 <LunchBot> You attempt to reduce your trajectory calculations to a quadratic equation. The Kraken bakes and then devours Gilly.

21:41 <raptop> !nextlunch add A Gilly-sized potato.

21:41 <LunchBot> Added lunch: A Gilly-sized potato.

23:01 <packbart> !mission

23:01 <LunchBot> You invite everyone in IRC to try your Sausage Rocket Boosters, cooked on your hand-made poodle engine style BBQ. The result cannot be renormalized.

23:02 <packbart> of course. the heat denaturalizes the proteins in the Sausage Rockets

23:02 <packbart> I would not *want* to even try to re-normalized a cooked Sausage Rocket Booster

23:03 <raptop> :D