00:13 <SporkWitch> naw, gotta jump from a building with a fire axe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqdHkgdXr0

00:14 <raptop> I'm not batman, though!

01:22 <funkenstein> ;mission

01:22 <LunchBot> You attempt to simulate KSP with Minecraft computers. The universe packs up and leaves.

01:22 <funkenstein> sounds about right

01:23 <funkenstein> ;mission add You put a rover in a fairing on a rocket in a fairing on a rocket on a rover.

01:23 <LunchBot> Added mission: You put a rover in a fairing on a rocket in a fairing on a rocket on a rover.

01:26 <SporkWitch> not quite kerbal, but still works http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/078/495/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-crashing-so-i-put-windows-in-your-car-so-you-can-crash-while-you-crash.jpg

01:46 <funkenstein> that was precisely my thinking

01:46 <funkenstein> a fairing in my fairing so I can deploy while I deploy

01:47 <funkenstein> (not exactly, I actually intend to deploy much later)

01:48 <SporkWitch> ;outcome add You have a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

01:48 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

01:48 <SporkWitch> ;outcome fixup s/have/experience/

01:48 <LunchBot> New text is: You experience a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

03:40 <funkenstein> ;mission add You turn Duna into an enormous satellite.

03:40 <LunchBot> Added mission: You turn Duna into an enormous satellite.

04:19 <Izaya> it's already a satellite of Kerbol, no?

06:19 <Althego> chinese launch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2gUAwAvV0

06:19 <Althego> another station module

06:59 <funkenstein> ;mission

06:59 <LunchBot> You install every mod you can find. Supernovy makes a pun out of your predicament.

07:33 <XXCoder> ;missiom

07:33 <XXCoder> ;mission

07:33 <LunchBot> You attempt to power your craft with copious amounts of dubstep. You accidentally call Laythe "Lathe" in a letter to your parents, and they assume a horrible fate has befallen you.

07:34 <XXCoder> me, using dubstepping>? my parents is right

08:01 <UmbralRaptop> !mission

08:01 <LunchBot> You ask Clarence for clearance on your new plane and Victor your vector but Roger does not roger and you can't take off. This kills the kerbal.

08:02 <UmbralRaptop> oh no

08:02 <UmbralRaptop> anyway

08:03 <XXCoder> just quicken another one from clone vats'

08:09 <UmbralRaptop> well, yes

09:14 <funkenstein> ;mission

09:14 <LunchBot> You imagine six impossible things before breakfast. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.

09:17 <Izaya> Speaking of matching orbits wrong, returning from the Mun, I matched orbits to get an intercept in LKO but once I actually left the Mun's SOI, the intercept was gone and Pe was like 4 days later. Is this a side-effect of patched conics?

09:17 <funkenstein> not sure about the conics or what those are but it happens to me all the time

09:18 <funkenstein> I just eyeball a lil puff of dv and it fixes itself

09:18 <Izaya> it was way out, wrong side of the orbit even

09:18 <Izaya> I'd planned for an intercept in like 1 day but the time I'd actually be there is in 5 days

09:20 <funkenstein> wow

09:20 <funkenstein> that only ever happens with minmus for me

11:52 <darsie> .

13:34 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuXdtORWrpg

13:34 <Althego> starlink launch

13:36 <SporkWitch> increasing the count for patched conics can give more accurate results, but there's still a margin of error when you change SOI (and yes, this is one of the flaws of patched conics; it's an approximation technique, though more accurate in KSP than IRL, since the SOIs are "real" in KSP).

13:37 <SporkWitch> As mentioned, though, it usually just takes apuff of RCS to correct after the SOI change, assuming you had a decent itercept in the first place

16:56 <funkenstein> it also seems to fix the flashing maneuver node glitch about two thirds of the time.

16:59 <funkenstein> ;outcome add Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!

16:59 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!

17:34 <funkenstein> ;mission

17:34 <LunchBot> You adopt the Korolev Cross as a religious symbol. A small dog accidentally eats the subsequent interstellar war.

17:38 <Althego> hehe

18:00 <raptop> Shortest religious war ever

23:25 <funkenstein> I tried to research hwat the shortest religious war ever really was, and I can find results only for which was the longest.

23:26 <funkenstein> what*

23:26 <funkenstein> ;mission

23:26 <LunchBot> You ask a model rocketeer to send a compass up in that rocket of theirs. Not even Scott Manley can save you now.

23:28 <raptop> I guess there technically could be an ongoing one between some zoroastrians and some hindus

23:48 <funkenstein> perhaps

23:48 <funkenstein> there should be an option to pack extra flags on missions

23:49 <funkenstein> if I can bring extra EVA fuel I should be able to bring extra flags to plant.

23:50 <funkenstein> also, I just watched an eclipse from the surface of Duna

23:50 <funkenstein> or Jeb did, rather.

23:58 <raptop> Ike, causing problems again

23:59 <funkenstein> as per usual