raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.3 http://bit.ly/ksp112update | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Δv is real, and will hurt you
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<SporkWitch> ISS resupply mission
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<SporkWitch> sorry, correct stream link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnowEqqMiFs
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<raptop> !outcome bodies
<LunchBot> You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
<XXCoder> totally not from your mission
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to play marbles with asteroids. The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.
<XXCoder> asteroid powder is mean
<raptop> XXCoder: I mean, while that's a bad outcome it's considerably better than what happens if you *do* recognize the bodies in the water
<XXCoder> ;mission add You plan a launch to Mun to snort powder found there.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You plan a launch to Mun to snort powder found there.
<XXCoder> rap true lol
<raptop> cave johnson endorses this mission
<XXCoder> yep
* raptop wonders if there's a way to get more SCPs into more or less relevant missions/outcomes
<SporkWitch> i support this goal; SCP is awesome
<SporkWitch> why the game Control was so good haha
<XXCoder> ;outcome add You succed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You succed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
<raptop> ;outcome fixup s/succed/succeed/
<LunchBot> New text is: You succeed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
<XXCoder> thanks
<funkenstein> ;outcome add The Mün dust makes you bleed, so you set off in search of Even Crazier Spacedust.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The Mün dust makes you bleed, so you set off in search of Even Crazier Spacedust.
<XXCoder> lol
<funkenstein> ;outcome add Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀
<SporkWitch> ...
<funkenstein> I'm blaming that thought process on xxcoder's fixup
<raptop> uh
<raptop> This feels like the sort of thing that forces ops to make judgement calls
<SporkWitch> i vote remove it; it's arguably not kid-friendly, and it's not even funny, thus not in the spirit of the bot
<XXCoder> agreed
<funkenstein> ;outcome del Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀
<LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀"
<funkenstein> ;mission add You give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely scarlet
<LunchBot> Added mission: You give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely scarlet
<funkenstein> ;mission fixup s/scarlet/scarlet./
<LunchBot> New text is: You give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely scarlet.
<raptop> I mean, the red boosters *do* have more Δv...
<SporkWitch> this aligns with the theory that kerbals are Warhammer 40k Orks. They BELIEVE the red makes it go faster, so it does
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<funkenstein> ;outcome add You delete your mods, realising you were playing the wrong game the whole time.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You delete your mods, realising you were playing the wrong game the whole time.
<funkenstein> ;mission add You invoke the wrath of Werhner von German.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You invoke the wrath of Werhner von German.
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<Izaya> concept: combined docking port and airlock part
<funkenstein> I wonderedwhy that isnm't a thing
<SporkWitch> it's definitely a bit weird what lets you out and what doesn't. I wish there were a visual indicator if you've obstructed the port, too
<Izaya> yeah port obstruction is extreme pain
<funkenstein> also, LFO tanks properly sized to fit the juno/wheesley engines
<funkenstein> perhaps a right click tab that tells you the port is obstructed
<funkenstein> right next to autostrut
<SporkWitch> why would you need LFO tanks for those? they're air-breathers...
<funkenstein> I don't but I would assume an appropriately sized rocket engine would come with
<funkenstein> furthermore, tiny rapiers!
<Izaya> maybe I should poke at modifying some parts and seeing what breaks
<SporkWitch> there's always tweakscale
<Izaya> was looking at the Helios landers in For All Mankind and they're sort of uhhhh
<funkenstein> yeah
<Izaya> [) shaped, with a docking port on one end
<Izaya> was thinking it'd be neat to copy them but building them with an offset CoM would be a pain >.>
<funkenstein> they look like a star wars cargo crate mated with an at-st
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You murder a microwave for its magnetron and install it in your rocket. Your computer says "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave", and you ditch the project to try to figure out who the hell is this "Dave" that messed up your computer.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You fly out to Eeloo in search of Things What Make You Fight Good. You never stop screaming, ever.
<Izaya> sidenote if you have tantares this makes a cute lander https://shadowkat.net/tmp/53dc.jpg
<Izaya> airlock module and 3-seater soyuz style return module parts, 4-seater lander that can do Mun descent and ascent with a little extra tankage
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<darsie> 1337
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You build a lightning gun. Your space program is considered a hoax.
<XXCoder> well I have handy weapon to go attack those people
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<Azander> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to capitalise your capacity of flux capacitors. The Trio gets banned for profanity.
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<Althego> guh
<Mat2ch> Yes?
<sandbox> hug
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<raptop> hugs are usually good
<raptop> !outcome add Your save is corrupted, and now you have to be a fee of several thousand funds for each time you enter a building.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your save is corrupted, and now you have to be a fee of several thousand funds for each time you enter a building.
<sandbox> ?
<raptop> corruption as in data damage vs corruption as in paying bribes
<raptop> oh, my grammar is... wonky
<sandbox> ^
<raptop> I thought I typed "pay" not "be"
<raptop> ;outcome fixup s/to be a fee/to pay a "fee"/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your save is corrupted, and now you have to pay a "fee" of several thousand funds for each time you enter a building.
<raptop> ;outcome fixup s/ for / /
<LunchBot> New text is: Your save is corrupted, and now you have to pay a "fee" of several thousand funds each time you enter a building.
<sandbox> I think "you must pay" would be better
<raptop> probably
<raptop> ;outcome fixup s/have to/must/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your save is corrupted, and now you must pay a "fee" of several thousand funds each time you enter a building.
<SporkWitch> raptop: if you go with "your save is corrupt" you get the double entendre you seem to be going for, as using that grammar, the meaning could be in the data sense or the moral sense
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* Deddly just discovered the existence of Pallas cats
<Deddly> THE BODY IS *ROUND*
<Althego> or just fluffy
<Deddly> It's actually round
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<Deddly> Cool https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/208531-im-back-from-the-dead-and-thank-all-of-you/#comment-4143127
<raptop> kitty!
<Deddly> ^
<raptop> (also cool about the aerospace engineering degree)
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You give your spaceplane a bad attitude. Read error: Connection timed out.
<raptop> That feels extremely like a loss of contact as a robotic craft is destroyed on reentry
<funkenstein> heh
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> A question weirdly phrased you ask. You celebrate by crashing an asteroid into the Mun.
<funkenstein> if only crashing an asteroid into the mun or any other body would result in a crater which could be explored for nw science
<funkenstein> new*
<raptop> Well, there's the whole seismic thing
<funkenstein> yes, but I'm not clear with that...do I have to send a lander to the body just after starting an asteroid towards the surface? wouldn't physics range mean I can't crash the asteroid and test the seismic forces on the other side of the mun
<funkenstein> or do I bring an asteroid with me and try to land before it does
* raptop is unclear, I think you need to land first
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You decide to save weight on your fuel tanks by replacing them with plastic bags. You stumble upon a team of faux-scientists arguing dimensions.
<funkenstein> ;outcome add 5000m up, your fuel bags rupture, showering everyone below.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: 5000m up, your fuel bags rupture, showering everyone below.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Wolfram confuses kilobytes with trilobytes. Your day just goes downhill from there. Literally nothing happens.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You hire thousands of high-stupidity kerbonauts. yoha obliterates you.
<funkenstein> I use the worst of them as inentional sacrifices
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<raptop> an acceptable use
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<funkenstein> goo for the goo god
<raptop> science for the science tree^H^H^H^H^Hthrone
<raptop> tech tree, whatever
<funkenstein> ;outcome add goo for the goo god.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: goo for the goo god.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You sell your soul to The Kraken. The Kraken dines on your vessel.
<funkenstein> wow
<Mat2ch> Well, if that's all
<Mat2ch> I take it.
<Mat2ch> I hope he likes, uh, some frozen peas
<funkenstein> was that in reference to the urine tank levels
<funkenstein> lol
<funkenstein> ;mission add You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop of space pigs.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop of space pigs.
<funkenstein> ;outcome add Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
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