00:26 <raptop> !mission add You ask a rubber duck for help with debugging your kOS script.

00:26 <LunchBot> Added mission: You ask a rubber duck for help with debugging your kOS script.

00:26 <raptop> This is perhaps a bad choice of mission, because it's a reasonable idea

00:32 <FLHerne> .outcome

00:32 <LunchBot> You are termination shocked.

00:32 <FLHerne> the results aren't great though

00:33 <raptop> ow

00:34 <raptop> Also, Drive is *great* at doing "the galaxy is in danger, but there is still time for silly hats"

06:30 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You drop the hammer.

06:30 <LunchBot> Added mission: You drop the hammer.

06:30 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add It lands on your toes.

06:30 <LunchBot> Added outcome: It lands on your toes.

06:32 <xxcoder> lol

06:32 <xxcoder> ;mission

06:32 <LunchBot> You lose your new craft not long after launch, then spend years inventing a sensor system to relocate it. Four and a half hours later the IT team charge back into the Administration Building, loudly singing some sort of victory song in Latin. Apparently, the computer has been successfully killed or turned off or negotiated with.

06:32 <xxcoder> so thats why craft was lost...

08:13 <sandbox> !mission

08:13 <LunchBot> You electronics, and do not know about the psy-technologies do not tell Jeb. You discover a race of sapient lampreys.

08:16 <xxcoder> perfectly un-understandable mission and outcome

08:16 <Althego> how is electronics a verb?

08:17 <xxcoder> dunno unless its VERY obscure way to say "you ai"

10:02 <FLHerne> <ma5ter> where I can talk about 'mind control devices' ???

10:02 <FLHerne> <ma5ter> You electronics, and do not know about the psy-technologies do not tell me, because most of the civilized countries in the world possess the technology and the progress is very obvious ....

10:02 <FLHerne> (this was in ##electronics years ago)

10:02 <FLHerne> the sapient lampreys seem perfectly reasonable

10:03 <FLHerne> and yes, I really like DRIVE's silly hats, particularly the literal ones

12:35 <Judge_DedD> !mission

12:35 <LunchBot> You debone a porkchop plot. C'est ouf.

15:58 <LunchBot> You settle the question of "best space YouTube personality" with a build-and-pilot-your-own-rocket competition. Your speed becomes negative.

15:58 <sandbox> !mission

17:54 <raptop> !mission

17:54 <LunchBot> You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. You accidentally call Laythe "Lethe" in a press conference, causing everyone to forget about going to space today.

17:54 <raptop> Probably for the best, since I no longer have to explain using aerospikes

18:01 <Pinkbeast> They got me off Eve, which was nice of them

20:44 <sandbox> !mission

20:44 <LunchBot> You try to reach orbit with a portal gun. It...seems to work, so far. Well done!

20:50 <FLHerne> convenient

20:50 <FLHerne> what did you shoot the portal onto, though?

20:50 <raptop> Portals can do odd things with momentum

22:44 <darsie> You could reach orbital speed by making a portal above and below you, in a vacuum chamber, but how to get to space, then?

22:45 <darsie> Make a portal on the Moon.

22:47 <Izzy> why do you think they paint spacecraft white? it's to support portals, obviously.

22:48 <darsie> Shoot the ISS.

22:49 <darsie> Or an F9 on the launch pad.

22:53 <Izzy> the ISS radiators look to be just the right size to fit a portal

22:59 <raptop> A portal with one end on the lunar surface and the other on the ISS would result in some silliness

23:06 <darsie> https://youtu.be/Q2FzZSBD5LE?list=RDNCtzkaL2t_Y&t=185 Portal to space

23:09 <darsie> The Moon's albedo is too dark. It just appears white.