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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You confuse 'corium' with 'corundum' and embark on a woefully ill-advised expedition to Chernobyl to mine for sapphires. At least you got a lot of XP from all those kerbals you killed.
<xxcoder>
woot
<xxcoder>
vats will be busy
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. The Sandwich Lunch System is once again delayed.
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Steak and ale pie and a pint of milk.
<Deddly>
I would love to eat that if I had a steak here
<Deddly>
...or ale
<Deddly>
...or flour
<Deddly>
...or milk
<Deddly>
So I guess beans on toast will have to be close enough
* Mat2ch
is going for the breakfast
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a tower out of rocket engines and fuel tanks. The whole experience is Type 3 fun.
<Deddly>
I can imagine
<Deddly>
!mission add You smuggle some baked beans on toast with you into space and take it out of your pocket a couple of hours into the flight.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You smuggle some baked beans on toast with you into space and take it out of your pocket a couple of hours into the flight.
<Deddly>
!outcome add The SCE to Aux switch malfunctions.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The SCE to Aux switch malfunctions.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You convert your cargo bay into a Michael Bay. Your aerospike powered rocket becomes the largest jart on record.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The flight is extremely normal for the first 36 seconds and after that it gets very interesting.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The flight is extremely normal for the first 36 seconds and after that it gets very interesting.
<sandbox>
what do you call people from Weardale?
<sandbox>
weird alien
<KrazyKrl>
a waredale? is that some sort of NASCAR-Wolf hybrid?
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<FLHerne>
lovely
<FLHerne>
can't beat a good torus
<FLHerne>
I really hope someone builds a real one soonish
<FLHerne>
[%/||)
<Mat2ch>
With Starship we would have the capabilities to assemble one in orbit
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<packbart>
just give me good old gravity plates and inertial dampers
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<Deddly>
!mission add You attempt to invent gravity plates and inertial dampers.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to invent gravity plates and inertial dampers.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You construct an aircraft powered by a laser-inertial-confinement fusion engine. The explosion of your ship breaches the barrier between this universe and the afterlife, solving your crew shortage at one stroke of luck.
<Deddly>
Who would ever have thought that fusion would have so many uses?
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Chicken in white sauce with sweet potato fries & petit pois.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In some ways, your mission plan seems to write itself; that is, in writing it, you have a strong feeling that the universe seems to want to address people directly, and it is doing so through you. The most notable result is a manhole cover ejected vertically at 6 times escape velocity.
<Deddly>
The universe just can't deal with manhole covers
<xxcoder>
just remember that it was *minium* velocity they can figure from single frame.
<xxcoder>
it could be much greater speed
<sandbox>
maxium
<packbart>
so, we fired the first shot in the coming interstellar war
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are deliberately cryptic when trying to communicate important knowledge. You don't get punished because you were playing "Duel of the Fates" on your grandfather's gilded limited edition heirloom kazoo.
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<xxcoder>
fancy way to escape conquences lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You deploy a probe to analyze the static interference caused by certain asteroids. This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.
<xxcoder>
dangerous rocks
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<packbart>
why did you make the probe out of infinite kerbals?
<xxcoder>
didn't. it destroyed all universes
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<packbart>
well, at least there's room for the new hyperspace bypass
<xxcoder>
yep
<xxcoder>
;mission add You decide to add the hyperspace byass at Duna.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to add the hyperspace byass at Duna.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a rocket with the goal of reaching a distance of one hellameter from the sun. Unfortunately, um, the prognosis for Commander is relatively... uh... uh... 'tenuous', you'll say at this point, to keep it generic.