Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat |
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You assume that all cows are spheres flying through a vacuum. A miscalculated leap for the hatch lands you squarely on your solar panels, snapping them off.
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<xxcoder> so bad assumes and fail
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<Azander> yep
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You taunt Happy Fun Ball. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to perform reentry entirely during your kerbals' iframes. Your rocket implodes, you repair it, then it explodes, you repair it again and launch it.
<packbart> iframes or I-Frames?
<Mat2ch> <iframe> of course
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<FLHerne> .outcome add Your lack of success endears you to kerbals around the globe.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your lack of success endears you to kerbals around the globe.
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<FLHerne> .mission add You put safety third, behind productivity and awesomeness.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You put safety third, behind productivity and awesomeness.
<Mat2ch> Awesome!
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<FLHerne> .outcome add Of course, in this situation you might need to react a little more instinctively.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Of course, in this situation you might need to react a little more instinctively.
<sandbox_> !mission
<LunchBot> You socket Amn+Ral+Mal+Ist+Ohm in your Terrier. The prolonged climb exacerbates duractance flux in the compressor phase in the high-bypass engines fitted to your craft, and its turbo-encabulator fails.
<raptop> I haven't touched Diablo II in ages, what runeword is that?
<sandbox_> heh
<sandbox_> I thought that's what it was
<raptop> Call to Arms, which is apparently quite good?
<Mat2ch> !outcome add You get partially eaten by rioters.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You get partially eaten by rioters.
<raptop> Mat2ch: Outcomes that only happen if you're a Dutch politician?
<Mat2ch> maybe ;)
<Althego> .outcome add When the police arrive, you escape the party by climbing down the drainpipe.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: When the police arrive, you escape the party by climbing down the drainpipe.
<raptop> Huh, the de Witt brothers were killed and eaten in The Hague
<sandbox_> huh
<sandbox_> !mission
<LunchBot> You open several dozen of the 1000 boxes on this floor and assemble a very unusual rocket, indeed. You sink your mandibles into a reflective metal posterior.
<FLHerne> .outcome add Wow!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Wow!
<Mat2ch> So Bender was in the box?
<raptop> Warehouse 23 / Futurama crossover
<xxcoder> bender was assembled with rocket
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<Mat2ch> Warehouse 23 is so big, there should be a bender in there.
<xxcoder> hah
<xxcoder> interesting. seems it isnt easily removable or something?
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<raptop> !mission add You decide that your bets are sufficiently hedged and hedge some hogs instead.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You decide that your bets are sufficiently hedged and hedge some hogs instead.
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<xxcoder> ;mission add You decide to go back to old roots of space program, the rocket trees.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to go back to old roots of space program, the rocket trees.
<xxcoder> sadly I cant find that old comic that mission is based from
<sandbox_> !mission
<LunchBot> You decide to use taco bell food for all dietary needs for the long term space mission. The Kraken dines on your vessel.
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<darsie> .mission add You build an experimental rocket nozzle from a taco bell.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You build an experimental rocket nozzle from a taco bell.
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You remain resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You remain resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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<darsie> .outcome add You run out of fuel so you get out of your vehicle and push.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You run out of fuel so you get out of your vehicle and push.
<xxcoder> yep did exactly that before lol
<xxcoder> deorbiting
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