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<LunchBot>
You anger Batman. You must now answer to the Cartwell Automatic Air-Valve Company!
<sandbox>
!mission
<FLHerne>
part of Bruce Wayne's business empire?
<Althego>
in that case it makes sense
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<Deddly>
Well, I reactivated Bitlocker and after resetting, it immediately asked for the key. After entering it, however, this time I was actually able to boot into Windows without having to resort to unusual methods.
<Mat2ch>
Nice!
<Deddly>
!Mission add You fuel your rocket with pure liquified dihydrogen monoxide.
<Deddly>
Because, as everyone knows, liquified is the most dangerous sort of dihydrogen monoxide.
<Deddly>
!outcome add Pure gaseous dihydrogen monoxide leaks from the cooling system and instantly scalds the skin of everyone in the capsule.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Pure gaseous dihydrogen monoxide leaks from the cooling system and instantly scalds the skin of everyone in the capsule.
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: the capital M in your Mission didn't work
<Deddly>
!outcome add The government places a total ban on the use of dihydrogen monoxide.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The government places a total ban on the use of dihydrogen monoxide.
<Deddly>
Oh
<Deddly>
Thanks
<Althego>
.mission add You attempt to use the haversine formula for navigation.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to use the haversine formula for navigation.
<Deddly>
!mission add You fuel your rocket with pure liquified dihydrogen monoxide.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You fuel your rocket with pure liquified dihydrogen monoxide.
<Deddly>
!outcome add You hit the ground so hard that the entire planet becomes flat and all those conspiracy theorists turn out to be right.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You hit the ground so hard that the entire planet becomes flat and all those conspiracy theorists turn out to be right.
<LunchBot>
Bill begins removing all the cream filling from all of the donuts on the ship, in order to replace a shortage of Mystery Goo. Even the flames are on fire.
<sandbox>
!mission
<packbart>
perhaps Bill should have asked where the missing Goo went...
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start an Action War. This causes a surge in newly-orphaned children, clogging the inlet of the crushing machine.
<Deddly>
Dark
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start kerraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there. You contract Space Fever and get inspired to cover a Bee Gees song.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to jetpack from the surface of the Mun to orbit for the 13th time. After trials, you add a hydraulic flipper arm to roll the craft upright.
<Deddly>
A flipper arm could indeed help
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your hype train exceeds 88 miles per hour. You arrive in version 13.3. The Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<Deddly>
Pretty sure I asked for a mission but I didn't get a reply from the bot :(
<Mat2ch>
You never did ask for a mission
<RoboFreak>
but there was
<RoboFreak>
with hype train and men in black
<RoboFreak>
or am i hallucinating?
<Mat2ch>
I've never seen an men in black.
<RoboFreak>
ok kerbals in black
<Mat2ch>
There are no black Kerbals. They are all green
<RoboFreak>
not black kerbals. kerbals in black
<Mat2ch>
Come one, they are not real. Like pigeons.
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<Althego>
ah i get it
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You are contracted to air-drop hundreds of beavers into the Kanadian wilderness. Remarkably, the crew survive.
<xxcoder>
whew. they didnt get hurt by them dangerous, dangerous beavers
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<Mat2ch>
Beavers can get quiet angry
<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You apply the Project Orion idea to magsails. All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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<sandbox_>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You simply select the worst possible option, weighting for factors like 'will we all die?' Your crew experiences 7 minutes of terror.
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<Judge_Dedd>
These sometimes match up uncannily well
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked." This left no blood, so you write the additional safety rules in mystery goo.
<Mat2ch>
I like to stick my hands into mystery goo
<Mat2ch>
good for the skin!
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<raptop>
hopefully the mystery good doesn't dissolve your skin
<raptop>
Hm, RO has a terrifying array of mechanics to deal with before you can even get a rocket above the Karman line
<raptop>
(which gets extra silly since you'll do that on the very first launch if you follow the tutorial)