<LunchBot>
You use a bomb-pumped laser pointer to present your budget proposal. Your parachutes decide they have had enough for today and go for a drink at the bottom of the ocean.
<xxcoder>
too much bombs I guess
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
To improve flight safety, you invent a hypogolic fuel. You come back with chocolate.
<Althego>
was a safe run to the store
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<darsie>
1337
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by- oh, wait... Disconnected. Host unreachable.
<xxcoder>
matrix failed!
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<Althego>
so it was already corrupted?
<Althego>
by capitalism that is
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
When all you have is an RT-10 hammer, everything looks like a nail (insufficient TWR). You wait patiently for an outcome, but none occurs. Finally, in a fit of pique, you do it again.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The Kerbin Herald later sums up the event as "an object lesson in how not to do a thing."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Kerbin Herald later sums up the event as "an object lesson in how not to do a thing."
<packbart>
... for the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You buy a very big firework. You are ambushed by a lone kerbal you left there several decades ago.
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