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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You collaborate on a mission with Dream. Someone tied your core rope memory into knots.
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<Althego>
so if there is information in the knot memory, is that a quipu?
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You get hit right in the semantics.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You get hit right in the semantics.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover that some people don't view the glass as half empty or half full, but say instead "What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?" You end up in the intensive care ward.
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
the entitled customer beats you up
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You intend to scrap a rocket by lighting a fire beneath it.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You intend to scrap a rocket by lighting a fire beneath it.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome wake up
<LunchBot>
You wake up and it's cold. Like, really cold. Brrrr.
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You build a warp drive out of a toothpick, a chewing gum and some string.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You build a warp drive out of a toothpick, a chewing gum and some string.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You flirt so well you start to Musk. You end up on an escape trajectory out of the sun.
<Mat2ch>
I hope so.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You have no idea how to calculate your craft's drag coefficient, so you make one up and hope for the best. You decide it's probably something to do with quantum.
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<Mat2ch>
everything has to something to do with quantum
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add Death stares at you disgusted.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Death stares at you disgusted.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Fuel pouring out of the shrapnel holes extinguishes the fire.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Fuel pouring out of the shrapnel holes extinguishes the fire.
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<raptop>
FLHerne: ...is that based on an actual incident?
<FLHerne>
raptop: yes
<Althego>
hehe makes it funnier
<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You pop your Mentos in Orbit. You are beaten up by several ULA lobbyists in a nearby parking lot.
<raptop>
!8ball Will agent 747 hide the bodies in a parking lot?
<LunchBot>
Better not to tell you now.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Ironically due to a rounding error; your engine bells are no longer round. You succeed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
<raptop>
Engine cones
<FLHerne>
that is! A rather oddly; Mission punctuated
<raptop>
Also questionable grammar
<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/ due to a rounding error;/, due to a rounding error,/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Ironically, due to a rounding error, your engine bells are no longer round.
<Mat2ch>
ok, not everyone. But shows that SecureBoot isn't to be trusted
<Althego>
i always thought it was never about protecting from dangerous programs on boot, but to control you, what you can install on your own device
<Althego>
becasue obviously after a while the protetion is goign to fail
<Mat2ch>
the key is there so you can't install malware directly into the uefi memory, which would run always and could be practically invisible to the system
<FLHerne>
eh
<FLHerne>
before this it was the logo bug
<FLHerne>
which was also a total compromise of pretty much all UEFI booted machines
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<Althego>
ah yes that stupidity. why would you want to see an image instea of the boot screen? i turn off that on the first boot
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are science advisor in Imperial Navy. Is your job to translate tricky sciences talk into the plain Englishes. May your spirit illuminate the universe.
<raptop>
Inspirational, I guess
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<FLHerne>
huh
<FLHerne>
that's actually a matching mission:answer pair, or at least references to the same thing
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<FLHerne>
raptop: for Makers, "May your spirit illuminate the universe" pretty much translates to "Thank you, goodbye"
<FLHerne>
I'm a bit tempted to start saying it to people to see what reactions it gets :D
<packbart>
It's quite a bit longer than "bye m8", though
<raptop>
tangentially related, I recently watched a movie involving killer security robots in a shopping mall. Every time they killed someone, the robots said "thank you, have a nice day"
<raptop>
FLHerne: huh, this is an odd comic
<packbart>
Chopping Mall?
<raptop>
yep
<FLHerne>
raptop: it gets a bit less odd after the series of in-media-res intros
<FLHerne>
it has a blend of Drama and lightheartedness that I enjoy
<FLHerne>
yes, most of the galaxy might be doomed, but there are silly hats
<raptop>
hmm
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<FLHerne>
hm
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Yes, most of the galaxy might be doomed, but there are silly hats.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Yes, most of the galaxy might be doomed, but there are silly hats.