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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You and your crew attempt to create the first adult movie filmed in space. NASA scientists scream in agony.
<Azander> heh
<Azander> They will need lots of brain bleach after that
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<xxcoder> some alien parts probably was too much
<Azander> probably
<Azander> gess they aren't into tenticle monster sex
<Azander> *Guess
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<raptop> !choose Buck Marshall|Tory Bruno
<LunchBot> Buck Marshall
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<Deddly> !outcome add All the dolphins suddenly disappear, leaving a message for you that reads, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
<LunchBot> Added outcome: All the dolphins suddenly disappear, leaving a message for you that reads, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
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<Judge_DedD> raptop, any ideas about this? I don't know where the wiki is hosted. Do you? https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/topic/225405-wiki-migration-plan/
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<Mat2ch> FLHerne: Tixall? :D
<FLHerne> Yes
<FLHerne> she's a ridiculous contraption
<Mat2ch> The hat is an important part of identifying you :D
<FLHerne> all the normal problems of living on a boat, plus it has to be on fire all the time
<Mat2ch> and oil and water everywhere
<Mat2ch> best part for now: We don't have a reverse gear, we just let the engine run backwards
<FLHerne> as steamboats go, the steam-related nonsense is remarkably well contained compared to others I've been around
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<FLHerne> if you ignore the contents of the engine room (and the steam whistle) it really does feel like an ordinary if somewhat heavy and deep-draughted narrowboat
<Mat2ch> it looks like it was built at the end of the steam era...
<Mat2ch> so all the knowledge gained over centuries flowed into it
<FLHerne> she's built 1987, which makes her the second-oldest currently operating steam narrowboat ;-)
<Mat2ch> that explains a lot of things
<FLHerne> well, right now the oldest because President's new boiler hasn't been installed yet
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<FLHerne> (President is the only non-anachronistic steam narrowboat, built 1909, although she was converted to diesel in the early 1920s so the current steam plant is much newer)
<FLHerne> there are a few of her sisters surviving with diesel propulsion and never converted back
<FLHerne> and there were a number of earlier steam narrowboats, particularly tunnel tugs, which haven't survived at all
<FLHerne> reversing the engine is normal in pretty much any steam plant
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<Mat2ch> quite understandable though. Those were working boats and diesel engines were more efficient
<FLHerne> also the big diesels you get in large ships
<FLHerne> Bolinder semi-diesels in narrowboats, too
<FLHerne> (which are a right pain)
<Mat2ch> semi-diesels?
<FLHerne> low-compression, needs preheating
<FLHerne> in case of Bolinders, heat the cylinder head up with a blowtorch for 11 minutes
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<FLHerne> they were the first internal-combustion engines to appear in boats in any significant numbers, before true diesels worked properly
<Mat2ch> that's a two-stroke diesel?!
<FLHerne> Bolinders are, yes
<FLHerne> along with the
<FLHerne> hit-and-miss governor t
<FLHerne> they sound very peculiar
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<Mat2ch> totally new concept for me. Interesting stuff
<FLHerne> this is the one in Cactus idling past me in the boat lift
<Mat2ch> that sounds like a lot of misses...
<FLHerne> it's idling, so yes
<FLHerne> flat-out it hits every time
<FLHerne> instead of controlling how much fuel per stroke, it's all-or-nothing
<FLHerne> wound right up and not missing a beat: https://photos.app.goo.gl/hJJVyq46cu1fqKdu9
<Mat2ch> the sound is interesting as well. Like a drum
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<FLHerne> that video was about two days after Phoebe's rather dramatic relaunch https://www.flherne.uk/files/Phoebe.mp4 https://www.flherne.uk/files/Phoebe_bow.mp4
<FLHerne> (yes, potato camera)
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<Mat2ch> Doesn't launching like this scratch the freshly painted bottom?
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<FLHerne> no more than would happen anyway pretty soon
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<Mat2ch> Is running aground a common thing?
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<Althego> in the middle of all that trouble again
<Althego> i think i need to pour water on me, because i overheated on the sun
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<sandbox> what did I just read?
<Althego> 38C in shadow but there is not a cloud, it is hot outside
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<Mat2ch> take a small towel, make it damp and put in on your neck
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<Mat2ch> what also helps is to fill the sink with cold water and put your forarms in it and make yourself comfortable for five minutes or so
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<Mat2ch> there are big blood vessels running through your arm which helps cooling down your body
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<Althego> yes that is what i am going to do now
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<Mat2ch> same goes for the lower legs, but then you should find a nice place in a forest with a spring or so :D
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<darsie> 1337
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to figure out what the blinking red light means. A two solar mass black hole passes Kerbin and flings you into space. Kerbin's orbit is unaffected.
<FLHerne> Black hole warning light
<FLHerne> good thing you aren't using Principia
<FLHerne> (well, maybe not for you personally)
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<Judge_DedD> !mission add You miss the fact that it is 13:37, leet time.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You miss the fact that it is 13:37, leet time.
<Judge_DedD> !mission
<LunchBot> Sweat beads on your brow when you read that your Synosiodic chamber has reached 3.5ppm with 23 side-fumbles per minute. Space folds so much that you need to setup a thunderdome for all the copies of Jeb that appear.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a rocket out of struts. You forget a minus sign, with disastrous effects.
<FLHerne> .outcome add When you die, KLaDOS laminates your skeleton and poses you in the lobby.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: When you die, KLaDOS laminates your skeleton and poses you in the lobby.
<FLHerne> .outcome add Jonathan Coulton writes a really awesome song to play over your final mission report.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jonathan Coulton writes a really awesome song to play over your final mission report.
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<raptop> Judge_Dedd: I don't know where the wiki is hosted, I'd probably bring it up in the discord in the hopes that eg: Dakota would know
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You decide to use azidoazide azide as propellant. This causes the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
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<packbart> "We'll explore the challenges of timekeeping on the Moon and the development of Lunar Standard Time (LST/LTC)" - sounds interesting but they want a $50 donation for a virtual conference on Google Meet
<packbart> humm
<raptop> !choose Google Meet|Google Meat
<LunchBot> Google Meet
<packbart> :)
<packbart> Soylent Brin
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to scale images using HTML. The mission is incomprehensible nonsense.
<raptop> The scaling went... poorly
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<xxcoder> seems so rap
<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You accept a contract by FICSIT Inc. to build "a small base and a few resource converters". Your plans are foiled by the Nose.
<xxcoder> hmm
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You bring the anti-mass spectrometer up to 105%. Your 999 year KSC land lease is revoked due to excessive emotional environmental damage.
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<xxcoder> too many ghosts of dead crew
<xxcoder> ;outcome add The ghosts of KSP crew party with new members after your mission.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The ghosts of KSP crew party with new members after your mission.
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