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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to a misunderstanding of plane changes, Jeb is forced to rescue the crew of a stranded Aeris 4A in a highly inclined orbit. You run out of electricity.
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Carbonara.
<Deddly>
!quote
<LunchBot>
If you're a non-confrontational normie, you have to stop letting assholes ruin your organizations.
* Deddly
pokes FLHerne ;)
<Deddly>
Eeh it's not that bad
<Deddly>
It's technically not allowed though
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out of chocolate. Several onlookers seem paralysed at first, and stand transfixed, their rigid faces looking like red-hot iron in the glaring light.
<Deddly>
That's a marvellous idea
<FLHerne>
.quote del normie,
<LunchBot>
Deleted quote: "If you're a non-confrontational normie, you have to stop letting assholes ruin your organizations."
<FLHerne>
.quote add Don't say everything you think as soon as it comes to mind, it's probably meaner and snarkier than you realize. Be a capybara, a big furry presence undisturbing to its fellow wildlife.
<LunchBot>
Added quote: Don't say everything you think as soon as it comes to mind, it's probably meaner and snarkier than you realize. Be a capybara, a big furry presence undisturbing to its fellow wildlife.
<FLHerne>
same blog post, different quote
<Deddly>
Now that's a quote
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<Deddly>
Thanks for swapping it out. This one was way better
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Learning from previous mishaps, you greatly upgrade your FTS. The mission is put on indefinite hold while you play a new indie game.
<Deddly>
Somewhat disturbingly, my laptop keeps telling me that there's no battery detected when there clearly is a battery connected, fully charged, and still holds 5 hours of charge
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<Eddi|zuHause>
your detector might be broken
<Deddly>
My first thought was that Lenovo had installed some software to detect a third-party battery and tell me I can't use it, but it doesn't appear to be that.
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Impossible burger.
<Deddly>
Would try
<FLHerne>
Deddly: fwiw, .quote del works for anyone (and via PM as well as in the channel) if something very unwanted comes up
<Deddly>
OK, thanks. I'll try and remember that
<FLHerne>
delete also works iirc
<Deddly>
.quote add I'm testing adding and deleting a quote. ghghghghgh
<LunchBot>
Added quote: I'm testing adding and deleting a quote. ghghghghgh
<Deddly>
.quote del ghghghghgh
<LunchBot>
Deleted quote: "I'm testing adding and deleting a quote. ghghghghgh"
<Deddly>
Yay
<Deddly>
What happens if there's a conflict where two quote have the same word?
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Awaking from hibernation 3,000 years in the future, you are now a multi-billionaire thanks to compound interest on your savings. Due to hyperinflation you can now buy half a piece of toast.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Awaking from hibernation 3,000 years in the future, you are now a multi-billionaire thanks to compound interest on your savings. Due to hyperinflation you can now buy half a piece of toast.
<Deddly>
FLHerne, sounds almost like something from Red Dwarf
<FLHerne>
it complains about not uniquely identifying a quote
<FLHerne>
and I guess it's obvious but del also works on missions, outcomes, lunches, frogs, words, non-words and 8ball answers
<Deddly>
I guess you all already saw it while I wasn't looking
<KrazyKrl>
i mean, you obviously have a front and back speedometer; this is KSP we're talking about. Your basic IVA speedometer isn't good enough, so you added a speedometer customization mod with its own part and customizable files.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Luckily, a majority of Ohio was vaporized.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Luckily, a majority of Ohio was vaporized.
<raptop>
What happens if the surviving Ohioans swear revenge?
<Deddly>
;outcome add Unfortunately, the surviving Ohioans swear revenge.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Unfortunately, the surviving Ohioans swear revenge.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Goliath National Products has contracted you to develop the world's first orbit-capable, Kerbal-rated, slingshot launcher! The cheese market is flooded and you don't make a profit.
<Deddly>
Kerbals are mammals confirmed
<Mat2ch>
Not sure what went wrong here.
<Deddly>
Pretty sure that's how they make cheese. Shake up a cow and cheese comes out
<raptop>
KSP2 tutorial videos indicate that kerbals have all of the resources necessary to make pepperoni pizza. (the canonicity of pineapples remains unresolved)
<Deddly>
This is true
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<nshire>
hmmm something just came to mind
<nshire>
if you were flying in a jet at 1000kph due east on the equator, you'd experience somewhat less gravity than someone at a standstill
<nshire>
1/20th orbital speed
<raptop>
centrifugal lift is a much bigger deal in KSP, really
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<nshire>
sure
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to derive meaning from a meaningless thing. There must be something not quite right, you observe. It's not supposed to do that.
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's all setup, again.
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<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You're not stupid, but you think your customers are. Your save is corrupted, and now you must pay a "fee" of several thousand funds each time you enter a building.
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<FLHerne>
Apparently Az is Take-Two and has invented an even worse form of monetization?
<Az>
heh
<Az>
no
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