raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.1.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You replace your rocket's wiring with a Type III superconductor. Everything is smothered in cheese.
<XXCoder> so type II make cheese as byproducts eh
<Althego> i dont know of type 3
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<FLHerne> Type III superconductors have three critical fields, and all known examples are specialized forms of cheese
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<sandbox_> !mission
<LunchBot> You wear your headphones over one eye, like a pirate. +++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++?REDO FROM START+++
<FLHerne> not enough superconductors
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You cannot fly in this airspace!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You cannot fly in this airspace!
<sandbox_> !mission
<LunchBot> You convert to the Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom. However, you lack sufficient fuel to maintain your heading.
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<Eddi|zuHause> your devotion seems lacking.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You explain to your investors how your rocket design uses all the current buzzwords. You are not brutally killed by robots.
<Althego> i find your lack of faith disturbing
<Eddi|zuHause> must be one of those newfangled entertainment shows, where you get mawled by robots if your business idea is bad
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<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Nachos with an arbitrarily large selection of toppings.
<Deddly> Nice
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<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> The sun is a deadly lazer. Welcome to Costco, I love you!
<Eddi|zuHause> who spells it "lazer"?
<XXCoder> its like laser but cooler
<XXCoder> ;outcome add Rival company did same mission as you, and while your mission outcome was much better, their mission had cooler names so they was published more in articles.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Rival company did same mission as you, and while your mission outcome was much better, their mission had cooler names so they was published more in articles.
<Deddly> "who spells it "lazer"? <-- Turkish people, apparently. https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=laser,lazer&hl=en-GB
<Eddi|zuHause> Deddly: probably a pronunciation thing, losing the meaning as an abbreviation.
<Deddly> Either that or the Turkish translation is actually "lazer"
<Eddi|zuHause> google throw me an error?
<Eddi|zuHause> 429 too many requests recently
<Deddly> Are we DDOSing Google with lasers?
<Eddi|zuHause> Deddly: sure, but they made the translation based on phonetics.
<Deddly> Maybe a lazer is a lazy person, but, like, even more lazy
<Deddly> Eddi|zuHause, I guess translations of acronyms don't make much sense
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<Deddly> According to Google trends, Americans and Canadians are 1% more likely to get the spelling wrong than people from the UK or Australia. The Chinese are apparently the best in the world at spelling "laser".
<Deddly> !quote
<LunchBot> That's ENOUGH crazy now!
<Deddly> Oh ok
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding so often! Your hype train exceeds 88 miles per hour. You arrive in version .13.3.
<Eddi|zuHause> double space trigger.
<FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: bill wurtz
<FLHerne> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs just before 3 minutes in
<FLHerne> .quote add According to Google trends, Americans and Canadians are 1% more likely to get the spelling wrong than people from the UK or Australia. The Chinese are apparently the best in the world at spelling "laser".
<LunchBot> Added quote: According to Google trends, Americans and Canadians are 1% more likely to get the spelling wrong than people from the UK or Australia. The Chinese are apparently the best in the world at spelling "laser".
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<Deddly> LOL
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<Eddi|zuHause> man i haven't watched that video in forever
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You watch Planetes. Jeb starts tripping spaceballs.
<xxcoder> movies lol
<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You mistake Wernher von Kerman's Curta for a hand grenade. #KSPOfficial is haunted by Kountdown, which keeps moaning and rattling its Markov chains in the basement late at night.
<xxcoder> so thats where kountdown went to
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<raptop> Now you know
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<FLHerne> .outcome 89%
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "89%".
<FLHerne> .outcome add Up to 89% of your blood cells become packed together, almost doubling the size of your liver, and allowing you to become transparent.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Up to 89% of your blood cells become packed together, almost doubling the size of your liver, and allowing you to become transparent.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You receive a transmission from another star, and try to recreate their historical documents.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You receive a transmission from another star, and try to recreate their historical documents.
<raptop> oh no!
<FLHerne> hey, it worked out pretty well for the Thermians
<raptop> Do you think it would let kerbals hide from the kraken?
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You specify a mission to orbit a Lagrange point. Thus follows the inevitable conclusion.
<Eddi|zuHause> it was inevitable