Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat | Welcome to our new channel OP: FLHerne!
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You shoot the Mun with a laser. The risks involved make you uneasy, but you persevere.
<xxcoder> lol
<xxcoder> reminds me of that xkcd what if
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<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Macaroni and cheese.
<xxcoder> fancy
<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You play KSP in class. You break math.
<xxcoder> math.. or math class?
<Deddly> You broke mathematics itself. You have fundamentally altered the very nature of the universe.
<xxcoder> aw
<Deddly> I asked Bing for a convoluted answer to the math problem of 2 x 2 and it proved the above to be true.
<X> Why you putting me in the middle of this?
<xxcoder> lol
<Deddly> Because you are a function of the very centre of the universe that has been disturbed in this manner
<Deddly> So, I don't want to flood the channel with Bing's answer, but it started with:
<Deddly> "First, we summon the ancient spirits of algebraic convolution. These spectral entities reside in the n-dimensional hyperplane of numerical enigma. They whisper secrets to us in prime numbers and irrational harmonics."
<Deddly> "Next, we invoke the mystical Matrix of Perplexity. It’s a 2x2 matrix, but not just any 2x2 matrix. Each entry contains a recursive function that recursively computes itself. The top-left element is a Möbius strip of imaginary numbers, while the bottom-right element is a fractal made of nested Julia sets."
<Deddly> "We take the Hadamard product of our Matrix of Perplexity with the vector [2, 2]. But wait! We must rotate the vector by 137 degrees counterclockwise to align its quantum spin with the cosmic background radiation."
<Deddly> It goes on like that
<Deddly> The solution it finally arrives at: https://i.imgur.com/ZWzm9IW.png
<KrazyKrl> i mean... at least breaking math is better than bricking math.
<xxcoder> 2+2=
<xxcoder> no answer because it was bricked
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You are tasked with using Flubber to create enhanced lithobraking capabilities. Your colleagues all sign the part you broke, and present it to you as a memento.
<Eddi|zuHause> well, to be honest, a lot of math involves breaking math just for the lulz
<Deddly> Your colleagues apparently presented you with the entire craft
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> The original mission plan is unworkable. Your efforts to save Jeb exceed the bounds of reason. Technically it wasn't a failure, because there are no people left to report the results to.
<Eddi|zuHause> we successfully reached a world of no reason?
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<Deddly> I think you just blew up the planet.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> To promote the use of apostrophes, you define the word "dont" to mean "absolutely do, with urgency". Your project undergoes gravitational collapse into a black hole.
<Deddly> Who would have thought that grammar pedants were so dangerous?
<Eddi|zuHause> all i can think of is "dontios" (a funny misreading of "donations")
<Deddly> I guess this went somewhere along the lines of "Whatever you do, dont disable the safety protocols while the machine is running"
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You encounter the eccentricity of Edgley Kerman, General Manager of Kerbin Corporation Transport. Your ship explodes, you crash to desktop and then that explodes too.
<Deddly> That was indeed eccentric
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<FLHerne> .outcome add Wait! You must rotate the vector by 137 degrees counterclockwise to align its quantum spin with the cosmic background radiation!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Wait! You must rotate the vector by 137 degrees counterclockwise to align its quantum spin with the cosmic background radiation!
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<Deddly> LOL
<Deddly> !nextlunch
<Althego> eh
<Deddly> That doesn't look nearly as horrifying as I imagined
<Deddly> Horrifying enough, though.
<Mat2ch> No, I will not click on it.
<Deddly> !mission add You thoughtlessly click on a link contained in an unsolicited message you received.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You thoughtlessly click on a link contained in an unsolicited message you received.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> On hearing that the Ethics exists, you start a mission to see if it can be used as fuel. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of Boeing planes.
<Deddly> i cant even grammar that what is it
<Eddi|zuHause> at least i once set it up so links from chat are opened in private mode, particularly so random youtube videos don't spoil my future searches
<Deddly> Ah, now that's good thinking.
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<Deddly> mission
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You use kerbpaint and A class asteroids to make a giant pool table in space. In retrospect, that was probably a bad idea.
<Deddly> Accidental planet-wide annihilation
<Deddly> Do any of you guys have experience with tyres? I have a tyre on the caravan where the tread is completely work through but only on one edge, and the rest of the tyre is fine. This makes it perfectly legal in Sweden. There is no wire thread visible, so it hasn't gotten that bad, but I'm wondering how safe it is from blowouts.
<Deddly> It shouldn't be getting any extra wear on that edge anymore
<Deddly> work=worn
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<Eddi|zuHause> about every part of that sentence sounds wrong...
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<raptop> !Mission
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> In an attempt to save money on fuel you fit fuel lines from your engines to your tanks. You're barred from further flights due to government legislation imposed by a competing space program.
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<FLHerne> .mission add A fungal mat grows on the fuel/water interface in your tanks.
<LunchBot> Added mission: A fungal mat grows on the fuel/water interface in your tanks.
<FLHerne> .outcome add Your gearbox explodes in a clatter of springs.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your gearbox explodes in a clatter of springs.
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<Eddi|zuHause> i've spotted a "would of" in the wild.
<Eddi|zuHause> i realize this is like a phonetic equivalence things, but i've only ever seen native english speakers make this. what do they think they're saying when they write it this way?
<Althego> yes it seems similar for native speakers, i always thought it was completely different and impossible to mix up
<raptop> I assume something like how I sometimes make *typoes* that swap p/b/d (and basically always the lowercase ones)
<raptop> ...also I guess pluralizing that word as "typoes" instead of "typos" o_O
<sandbox> my favourite subject
<Eddi|zuHause> well, i've caught myself making phonetic typos as well, but this seems different somehow
<Eddi|zuHause> and "-os" vs. "-oes" is something veeery different
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You point your fusion drive at your orbital colony. Your engine fails to start, and you shortly discover that this is because it's actually a mimic octopus.
<Eddi|zuHause> the colonists never knew what danger they were facing...
<raptop> nuclear octopus
<sandbox> that just reminded me of someone
<raptop> oh?
<sandbox> nuklearní okurka
<sandbox> not from this channel
<raptop> Admittedly, I have a whole bit I do on Discord involving everyone's favorite nuclear raven
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<FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: native speakers learn "would've" phonetically, often before they've learned to read, definitely before they've learned any kind of formal grammar rules
<FLHerne> and they think they're saying "would of"
<FLHerne> it doesn't make sense but a lot of common English grammar and idioms are nonsense
<FLHerne> IME it's very rarely a typo as such, people just don't know it's supposed to be "would have"
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<sandbox> they should have known
<sandbox> people keep leaving off "d" at the end of some words too
<sandbox> suppose"d" to
<FLHerne> I see "should of" too
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<Mat2ch> well, in Germany we get lots of "digga", "alta" and "chschwör".
<Mat2ch> And then there are the Bavarians.
<Mat2ch> It must be hell for someone who learnt Hochdeutsch to first visit a small village near Austria...
<Mat2ch> "Du Brunzkachl, du ogsoachte. Du g'hörst ja mit der Scheißbürscht’n nausghaut!"
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to use parachutes to fight against the Death Star's tractor beam. When asked to explain your behavior, you can only offer a sheepish chuckle and the inexplicable craving for cream cheese.
<Eddi|zuHause> my impression of han solo might not be the most accurate...
<xxcoder> lol