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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You investigate the interaction between mystery goo and FOOF. For some reason, subsequent modifications make your designs increasingly crab-like.
<xxcoder>
radation
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to use FOOF as a rocket propellant. Your acronyms sound like normal words, confusing everyone around you.
<xxcoder>
lol f00f twice
<xxcoder>
hopefully not ones mixed with mystery goo
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<Althego>
!mission add You name your rocket the Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You name your rocket the Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz.
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Cheese and mustard sandwich.
<Deddly>
Wut. I don't trust that combo
<Deddly>
!quote
<LunchBot>
<electrokitty> Stupid sexy planes.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with reversing entropy and given a £400 annual budget for the purpose. Gauss and Jordan eliminate you.
<xxcoder>
wow didnt know those people had entropy agenda
<Deddly>
There are many dark secrets hidden behind innocent-looking algorithms and linear equations.
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<Mat2ch>
oh, the US, so hot right now. :D
<Eddi|zuHause>
18th century maths was a ruthless field
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install Ubuntu on a Probodobodyne Okto-2. You bet your wet booty.
<Mat2ch>
.oO( I really wish the US people would add Celsius to their weather forecasts. Otherwise I always have to think what 100° F means. Oh, yeah, body temperature. So hot right now! )
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to build a boat. You fail under a flood of 502 errors.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the boat was designed for a different kind of flood :p
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<Deddly>
Mat2ch, you and the rest of the world. Apart from the US.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to do the taxes for your Space Program. It is used for nefarious porpoises.
<Deddly>
KSP gets more and more realistic by the day
<Deddly>
!quote
<LunchBot>
"What happens next reads not as something a real person would ever attempt, but rather as the log of a man stuck in an adventure game, exploiting the bizarre dream logic adventure games are infamous for."
<Deddly>
Rather like attempting to do the taxes, in fact.
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<Mat2ch>
Deddly: at least showing it in brackets would be nice
<Deddly>
They used to do that in the UK. I'm not sure if they still so
<Mat2ch>
Where's FLHerne when we need him?
<Deddly>
Busy being narrow on a boat
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<Mat2ch>
Well, that narrows it down.
<Deddly>
No need to be so narrow minded
<Pinkbeast>
Mat2ch: Also put everything in real units and UTC
<Pinkbeast>
(and no, it is not EST, learn how your own bloody timezones work)
<Mat2ch>
I'm glad I'm living in a country with only one timezone. But still with summertime, which is stupid.
<Mat2ch>
"but with dst it is longer bright in the evening". No it's not. Please learn how a planet rotating around itself works.
<Deddly>
All of the above. Exactly.
<Deddly>
I have a friend who has serious health issues that are greatly exacerbated twice a year when the clocks change. I said "Well, why don't you just ignore DST and keep getting up at the time you want? The idea was completely insane to them
<Deddly>
Like, incomprehensible that it could even be an option.
<sandbox>
I used to not bother changing my bedside clock
<Deddly>
And all those people who say it's longer evenings... I mean, nobody is forcing you to go to bed early. Just go to bed an hour later in the summer and get up an hour later if longer evenings are that important to you. Heck, try TWO hours!
<Deddly>
</RANT>
* Mat2ch
is ignoring DST for around 10 years now
<Mat2ch>
but still, everyone around makes now loud noises an hour earlier. Not great.
<Pinkbeast>
I'm sympathetic to "DST should not exist"... but all I'm saying is, since it _does_ exist, learn your own bloody timezones, Americans
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<packbart>
I'm all for keeping it now. Most clocks set it automatically and a bit disruption of routine is not a bad thing, twice a year :)
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt a monopropellant grand tour. The Kraken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You betray Physics with Voodoo. This will of course leave you splatted across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which you apologise in advance.
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Eddi|zuHause>
i've been pushing this laundry ahead of me for like 2 weeks now
<Mat2ch>
yeah, I know that feeling
<FLHerne>
Deddly/Mat2ch: Forecasts here are in °C only
<FLHerne>
old people insist on converting it to F
<Deddly>
OK so it's gone fully metric now, at least with regards to temperature
<Deddly>
I assume you still have mil in totally-not-pints-but-567ml increments?
<Deddly>
milk*
<Deddly>
Oh, 568 ml, sorry
<FLHerne>
Yes
<FLHerne>
similarly tinned stuff in 454 grams
<FLHerne>
also what's wrong with cheese and mustard sandwiches
<FLHerne>
wholegrain mustard, English would be a bit much
<Deddly>
I mean... mustard goes with ham, but only cheese? I'm sceptical, that's all.
<Deddly>
Ohhhhh I just realised something about the most recent Starship launch! Elon has obviously been playing KSP 2 and thinks rockets have to be wobbly in real life.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Certain bear comes in to wish everyone a happy Winds-day. It turns out that Quantium was involved the entire time, and everything that could go possibly go wrong did, but it all cancelled out and the mission was a success.
<Deddly>
What's "Certain bear"?
<raptop>
unsure
<raptop>
There's a non-zero chance that that's someone who is no longer active
<Deddly>
Ah
<FLHerne>
Deddly: can be a bit dry depending on the cheese. Use plenty of butter.
<FLHerne>
What's "Quantium"?
<raptop>
Feels like a tyop of "quantum", so it's kinda sorta a QM joke
<Deddly>
It is simultaneously correct and incorrect
<raptop>
something like that
<Eddi|zuHause>
that sounds like the aluminium vs aluminum debate.
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<raptop>
!startup add Safety|Eagle|Logos
<LunchBot>
Added startup1: Safety "Eagle" is already a known startup2! Added startup3: Logos
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to serve your kerbonauts pizza with their favorite toppings before launch. Izaya has built so many commie rockets that the ussr has been summoned to Kerbin. *Patrioticheskaya Pesnya begins to play*
<Eddi|zuHause>
no pizza before lunch!
<raptop>
!8ball Steak and eggs before launch?
<LunchBot>
You may rely on it.
<Eddi|zuHause>
"Patrioticheskaya Pesnya – The Patriotic Song – was used as the national anthem of russia from 1990/1991 to 2000" why would that play with a ussr context?
<Eddi|zuHause>
unless you're, like, celebrating the downfall of the ussr?
<raptop>
I'd assume that this means that the person who added that got their research wrong
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<raptop>
!outcome add You are ingested by a turbopump.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are ingested by a turbopump.
<Eddi|zuHause>
you imagine someone googled "name of russian national anthem", and picked the wrong one?
<raptop>
probably
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You weld a convict into a submarine to explore anomalies in an ocean of blood. Jeb starts tripping spaceballs.
<xxcoder>
oh no anomalities got out
<raptop>
To be fair, Iron Lung is already in a very bad timeline
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<Eddi|zuHause>
speaking of iron, i've never actually finished watching iron sky
<Mat2ch>
I never watched the second part, even though friends of mine were extras in it