00:05 <FLHerne> .outcome checkmate

00:05 <LunchBot> This roll of the dice just wasn't in the cards as you kicked a field goal over the blue line for a 3-point checkmate pit stop kickflip.

00:05 <FLHerne> .outcome checkmate

00:05 <LunchBot> You hit that bullseye, and the rest of the dominos fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

00:06 <FLHerne> oh, it is in there, good

00:22 <X> !mission

00:22 <LunchBot> After accepting 87 contracts at random, you propose to fulfill all of them in one mission. You stumble onto mixed vegetable rocket staging.

00:22 <xxcoder> it probably helped?

00:23 <X> Asparagus broccoli

00:27 <xxcoder> ;mission

00:27 <LunchBot> Virus makes a video from your KSP screenshots. You are sued by Apple.

00:27 <xxcoder> apple virus

00:57 <taniwha> Bad apple but KSP.

00:57 <FLHerne> .outcome add Unfortunately, um, the prognosis for Commander is relatively... uh... uh... 'tenuous', you'll say at this point, to keep it generic.

00:57 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Unfortunately, um, the prognosis for Commander is relatively... uh... uh... 'tenuous', you'll say at this point, to keep it generic.

00:58 <FLHerne> Anyone else see the ISS medical drama? Fortunately turned out to be a drill that was mistakenly broadcast

12:22 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

12:22 <LunchBot> You hail the probe. The aspect ratio changes ominously.

12:22 <Eddi|zuHause> ominous

12:37 <sandbox> .

12:39 <Althego> There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and

12:39 <Althego> mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits.

13:57 <Mat2ch> https://suanto.com/2024/06/06/the-time-I-built-an-ROV-01/ this is a real interesting read about some guy going out and trying to solve missing person cases

13:57 <Mat2ch> (and succeeding!)

14:10 <sandbox> !mission

14:10 <LunchBot> You suggest that IKEA replace their Blåhaj line with plush krakens. You experience several dozen anomalies during launch.

15:15 <sandbox> in another channel someone just said something with an incorrect usage of "apart" like we were discussing yesterday

15:54 <packbart> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtMA594am4M - did that come around? I found it somewhat interesting. the development timeline of KSP 2

16:07 <Mat2ch> oh yes, we talked about this extensively two weeks ago :)

16:07 <Mat2ch> sandbox: oh, please copy if possible

16:09 <sandbox> Mat2ch, "and since the CEO is apart of the government, there is no way you're gonna see anything that's gonna stop that"

16:10 <Mat2ch> uh, that looks weird.

16:10 <Mat2ch> Tickles my neural net. It's either "a part" or "part". I hope you screamed at them.

16:14 <packbart> Mat2ch: ah, it must have scrolled out of my backlog then

16:17 <Mat2ch> packbart: it's fine. You can still say we are all doomed. Just don't be surprised if we don't respond, because we are all dead inside already.

16:18 <packbart> KSP 2 is doing fine :)

16:19 <packbart> Mat2ch: the word "apart" exists

16:19 <packbart> https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apart

16:20 <packbart> oh, looks like I missed more in the backlog

16:20 <packbart> anyway

16:41 <Mat2ch> yes, the word exists, but it doesn't mean what people think it means, when they are using it wrongly...

18:48 <Mat2ch> sandbox: I just saw someone using "away too loud"

18:48 <sandbox> ?

18:54 <Mat2ch> it's "way too loud". So for some reason people are adding "a"s to things

18:55 <sandbox> strange

18:57 <packbart> I watch a streamer who actually says "would of/should of". strange, too

18:58 <packbart> 'es from Liverpool, tho

18:58 <sandbox> that's another one of my pet peeves

19:01 <packbart> I lernt Inglish from ze BBC and BFBS

19:03 <Pinkbeast> "The alot is better than you at everything"

19:05 <Eddi|zuHause> amen.

19:05 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

19:05 <LunchBot> Jeb has a near-Death experience. Some key points are lost in translation.

19:05 <Eddi|zuHause> so Jeb stood next to a person called Death?

19:06 <Eddi|zuHause> either that, or a geographical feature called Death.

19:09 <sandbox> it was actually Dr de'Ath

19:10 <sandbox> unfortunate https://www.patrickcomerford.com/2022/06/how-dr-death-died-working-to-reduce.html

19:12 <sandbox> How Dr De’Ath died working

19:12 <sandbox> to reduce mortality rates

19:12 <sandbox> in Victorian Buckingham

19:13 <sandbox> Tragically, Dr De’Ath died prematurely in 1901 at the age of 39, possibly of overwork

19:18 <raptop> !mission

19:18 <LunchBot> You fuel your rocket with celery. You experience a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

19:18 <raptop> Intermediate steps, maybe

19:30 <Eddi|zuHause> "new study finds links between celery and ... dysfunction" makes for a great clickbaity title

20:14 <X> I wish my rocket would deploy prematurely

20:49 <FLHerne> .mission control the horizontal

20:49 <LunchBot> You will control the horizontal. You will control the vertical. You can roll the aircraft, make it flutter. You can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

20:49 <FLHerne> Althego isn't the only person to love that intro

21:16 <raptop> Mmm... classic sci-fi...

21:22 <Althego> actually i watched the reboot or something in the 90s

21:22 <Althego> or whenever it was

21:34 <raptop> !choose Kerbals|kapybara|Kitsune

21:34 <LunchBot> kapybara

22:37 <Azander> !mission

22:37 <LunchBot> After burning the faces off of some potential customers, Gene Kerman demands the launch pad be cleared of all personnel before takeoff. The engine compartment gets so hot that the crew can't access it to turn the engines off.

22:38 <raptop> !startup add Load-Bearing|Fungus|Expansion

22:38 <LunchBot> Added startup1: Load-Bearing "Fungus" is already a known startup2! "Expansion" is already a known startup3!

22:38 <raptop> !startup add Filthy|Filth|Filth

22:38 <LunchBot> Added startup1: Filthy "Filth" is already a known startup2! Added startup3: Filth