<LunchBot>
You spell and pronounce "nuclear" as "nukular." You are more concerned with showing that you've considered all the concerns than you are concerned with the actual concerns.
<xxcoder>
lol
<FLHerne>
.mission add Your knowledge has made you cynical; your cleverness hard and unkind. You think too much, and feel too little.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your knowledge has made you cynical; your cleverness hard and unkind. You think too much, and feel too little.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add People still chuckle when they are reminded of your mission, even years later.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: People still chuckle when they are reminded of your mission, even years later.
<xxcoder>
;mission add You decide to add the companion cube to the mission to prop up the popularity of the mission.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to add the companion cube to the mission to prop up the popularity of the mission.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add Companion cube can, in fact, stab.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Companion cube can, in fact, stab.
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<raptop>
!8ball does a cubesat with unfolding parts count as stabbing?
<LunchBot>
Some guy on reddit says so.
<raptop>
hrm
<raptop>
!outcome haunted
<LunchBot>
Your spaceship is haunted by Seth Rogen's ghost and all you hear is "huh huh huh"
<raptop>
!outcome haunted
<LunchBot>
#KSPOfficial is haunted by Kountdown, which keeps moaning and rattling its Markov chains in the basement late at night.
<raptop>
hm
<raptop>
!outcome memory of
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "memory of".
<raptop>
!outcome memories of
<LunchBot>
Years later, you sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from the memories of their screams.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You employ Kountdown to advertise your mission. A biker gang steals your lunch.
<Althego>
biker micefrom mars
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You read every book that has ever been written, admire every work of art, scan every living Kerbal's brain. The collected knowledge of all Kerbalkind lives in your brain.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You read every book that has ever been written, admire every work of art, scan every living Kerbal's brain. The collected knowledge of all Kerbalkind lives in your brain.
<FLHerne>
.outcome
<LunchBot>
þufferin' þuccotash!
<FLHerne>
???
<FLHerne>
.outcome
<LunchBot>
This ultimately results in a boring but modestly profitable business.
<FLHerne>
that's a bit dull
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You were caught playing KSP when you should have been launching the new SpaceX Rocket. Forum trolls go on a diatribe against woman astronauts AGAIN.
<Mat2ch>
Oh, I'm a forum moderator now? Dang.
<Mat2ch>
btw: Who is in charge of the forum right now?
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<Mat2ch>
packbart: uh, so it's basically lawless now and the old moderators just do their job but without any backing
<packbart>
I don't know
<packbart>
there's probably still the Private Division in the loop as they're still selling KSP 1
<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: tbf, that's worked for this place for years
<packbart>
and this place only was threatened with closure by a completely different drama :)
<packbart>
I should get back into the KSP forums. they were a nice place. but I've only got a slot for one forum to read, so to speak
<packbart>
I first wandered off to the Elite forums, which are cool, too, but lately just spend the time watching the Spectrum burn. it gives off a warm fuzzy glow
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: looks like space nerds are the decent kind of internet nerds
<FLHerne>
mostly, yes
<FLHerne>
we had one incident in #SpaceX where people got SWATed after an incident involving politics and a bootleg print run of 'Ignition!'
<FLHerne>
but that's years ago now
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You take your brain to another dimension. Critical initialism failure. Aborting.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
;mission becomes the sole source of entertainment in the KSP chat. The flatworlders are right. Sure, the world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<sandbox>
yep
<xxcoder>
ol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You deselect the failure option. A kerbal has gone missing.
<xxcoder>
so that kerbal would have been source of failure...
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