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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bill (in his infinite wisdom) starts the deepfryer while in microgravity. Love Shack! Baby, F-Dome!
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<xxcoder>
it burns, it buuuurns
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You watch Goldeneye on an unshielded particle accelerator, and are subjected to inconceivable levels of Brosmic Radiation. The inevitable radiation poisoning was a problem for future you, and now you are future you.
<xxcoder>
wow perfect combo lol
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You land like a boss. Who turned off the lights?
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<Deddly>
Bosses don't need landing lights
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spray-paint the Mystery Goo gray. Truck-kun would like you to stop isekeing so many kerbals.
<Deddly>
That is laden with references that are beyond my meagre comprehension
<Deddly>
!outcome add There are so many auzzie, anime and pop culture references that your feeble attempts at understanding the outcome fail dismally.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: There are so many auzzie, anime and pop culture references that your feeble attempts at understanding the outcome fail dismally.
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Baked Bean-Huel colloid on Huel-soaked toast.
<Mat2ch>
Sounds awful
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<Deddly>
But nutritionally complete!
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You rewire the comms to play ghetto rap. You miss your skew-flip and collide wtih Eve at 40 km/s.
<Deddly>
Distracting music... missed the burn.
<Pinkbeast>
I'm impressed you _got_ to 40 km/sec, or indeed that you then survived the trip from the edge of the atmosphere to the ground
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<Judge_Dedd>
Never underestimate the power of ghetto rap, Pinkbeast
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with bringing a water sample from Eve back to Kerbin. The spirit of Ted Kerman comes to haunt you every night ever after.
<Deddly>
That's no ordinary water
<sandbox>
Ted's dead
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to splashdown in Lake Hali. Your efforts are mostly remembered through a humorous webcomic.
<raptop>
That's a good outcome, given the location
<Deddly>
You'd never catch mr attempting to splash down in a misty fictitious lake.