00:59 <TheKosmonaut> Raptop: oh hi

04:08 <xxcoder> ;misson add You got a genie and wishes. You decide to test wish to disappear the nearest star before making changes to sun.

04:08 <xxcoder> oh bot is ded

04:09 <xxcoder> ;mission add You got a genie and wishes. You decide to test wish to disappear the nearest star before making changes to sun.

04:09 <LunchBot> Added mission: You got a genie and wishes. You decide to test wish to disappear the nearest star before making changes to sun.

04:09 <xxcoder> typo lol

07:22 <Deddly> !mission

07:22 <LunchBot> Due to an undetected incorrect autocorrection, Rev. Raymond Tubes *is* your computer interface. Your rocket is eaten by a horde of white mice.

08:22 <Mat2ch> Deddly: you shouldn't have built it out of cheese.

08:26 <Deddly> Bit cheese is so good, man.

08:26 <Deddly> But*

09:14 <Deddly> !nextlunch

09:14 <LunchBot> Porridge with strawberry jam.

09:14 <Deddly> For lunch? Hmmm

09:24 <Mat2ch> Not too bad

09:31 <sandbox> !mission

09:31 <LunchBot> You adopt a cat from the Ulthar animal shelter for your ship's mascot. It was awful, but thankfully you slept though the whole thing.

14:56 <Judge_Dedd> !mission

14:56 <LunchBot> You overwater the tech tree. You successfully take a picture of the lunch.

15:03 <Mat2ch> but the real question is: What does the lunch look like?

16:48 <Judge_Dedd> Let's find out

16:48 <Judge_Dedd> !nextlunch

16:48 <LunchBot> Sweetcorn and mushroom pasta with cheese.

17:18 <FLHerne> .mission add In nineteen years you learn eleven languages and 713 songs. You find ways to conceal what you are - even, you're fairly sure, from the Empress of Kerbin herself. You work as a cook, a janitor, a pilot. You settle on a plan of action. You join a religious order, and made a great deal of money. In all that time I only killed a dozen people.

17:18 <LunchBot> Added mission: In nineteen years you learn eleven languages and 713 songs. You find ways to conceal what you are - even, you're fairly sure, from the Empress of Kerbin herself. You work as a cook, a janitor, a pilot. You settle on a plan of action. You join a religious order, and made a great deal of money. In all that time I only killed a dozen people.

17:18 <FLHerne> oops

17:18 <FLHerne> (I was halfway through editing that for Kerbalness, will fix)

17:22 <Mat2ch> FLHerne: Is the mixing of "you" and "I" intentional?

17:23 <FLHerne> I was halfway through editing it and accidentally hit 'enter', it's fixed now

17:23 <FLHerne> stupid phone keyboards

17:23 <Pinkbeast> ... is there a risk of driving LunchBot over the IRC line length limit?

17:24 <FLHerne> (it's almost a book quote)

17:24 <FLHerne> I was halfway through editing it and accidentally hit 'enter', it's fixed now

17:25 <FLHerne> the bot is meant to be smarter than that and usually is

17:30 <Mat2ch> !mission In nineteen years

17:30 <LunchBot> In nineteen years you learn eleven languages and 713 songs. You find ways to conceal what you are - even, you're fairly sure, from the Empress of Kerbin herself. You work as a cook, a janitor, a pilot. You settle on a plan of action. You join a religious order, and made a great deal of money. In all that time you only kill a dozen Kerbals.

17:32 <Mat2ch> Hm. I'm curious. Shouldn't it be "and make a great deal of money"?

17:36 <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJUXuhoqm4

17:36 <Mat2ch> The official ESA stream for the Ariane 6 launch is somewhat weird.

17:37 <Mat2ch> Because they are showing SpaceX clips.

17:40 <Althego> yes i found this too, why starship

17:45 <Mat2ch> That is a fake stream!

17:46 <Althego> that is what i thought too

17:46 <darsie> Deposit crypto, get back double the amount :).

17:46 <darsie> Fake AI Elon

17:47 <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/live/B0oFpOJaIYc Here is the correct stream

17:47 <darsie> @EuropeanSpaceAgency-2024 is not ESA

17:48 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: yes, that's tge

17:49 <FLHerne> the sentence I'd got halfway through editing

17:49 <Mat2ch> hehe

17:50 <Mat2ch> A friend of mine sent me that link, he didn't realize it was a fake stream either.

17:50 <Mat2ch> Why does Youtube not have a list of verified youtubers and if someone else tries to use their name an alarm bell somewhere rings?

17:51 <darsie> That alarmbell should als ring for NASASpaceFlight, then.

18:11 <darsie> t-49

18:31 <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/live/B0oFpOJaIYc stream "live".

19:01 <Judge_Dedd> Mat2ch, because Youtube also earns money on the fake streams. Where is their incentive?

19:10 <Mat2ch> Judge_Dedd: credibility maybe

19:22 <raptop> In this case it's discord not working properly

19:22 <raptop> Anyway, it's sort of hard to contact thekosmonaut at the moment

19:49 <Judge_Dedd> :(

20:26 <Mat2ch> Oh, it's heat wave time again. Great. Very very great. And warm.

20:29 <raptop> 309 K here

20:30 <Mat2ch> 300 K here, but it's almost midnight

20:34 <raptop> Yeah, tonight's low is looking to be 299 K here

20:34 <Mat2ch> Can I borrow your AC?

20:34 <Mat2ch> Will bring it back. Pinky promise!

20:34 <raptop> I'm very much using it

20:35 <raptop> Also, uh, it's the kinda-central air thing lots of apartments have

20:35 <Mat2ch> So... that is a yes?

20:37 <raptop> You'd have to show up with a bunch of cutting tools and a forklift or something

20:43 <Mat2ch> I see.

20:43 <Mat2ch> It sounds like a mission.

20:43 <Mat2ch> :D

20:43 <raptop> Also, make sure not to hit a gas line

20:43 <raptop> !mission

20:43 <LunchBot> You try to recapture all your base that are belong to the Kraken. The only reason you succeed is because you break into Wernher's office and edit KSC's only dictionary for the definition of "success."

20:45 <Mat2ch> !mission add You rent a forklift to borrow raptop's AC.

20:45 <LunchBot> Added mission: You rent a forklift to borrow raptop's AC.

20:45 <raptop> hah

20:45 <raptop> !outcome lifting

20:45 <LunchBot> You get de-rated from forklift to fork lifting.

21:01 <raptop> Please enjoy this errata: https://nss.org/technologies-for-asteroid-capture-into-earth-orbit-2/

22:09 <Azander> !mission

22:09 <LunchBot> You change the mission logo to an X. Your escapades catch the eye of Hollywood and they make a film, unfortunately it is directed by Uwe Boll.

22:32 <Mat2ch> Oh, it's grasshopper time already. No sleep until they shut up...