13:44 <sandbox> !mission

13:44 <LunchBot> You build a perfect Dragon V2 replica. The last thing you hear is "John Madden" and "AEIOU" repeated over and over.

14:52 <FLHerne> .outcome add Rumor has it your coffee isn't poisoned.

14:52 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Rumor has it your coffee isn't poisoned.

16:14 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The jello jiggles ominously.

16:14 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The jello jiggles ominously.

16:23 <sandbox> !mission

16:23 <LunchBot> You discover a kesslertron and deorbit it. You tunnel through Gilly at 100.000x time warp.

16:39 <FLHerne> .outcome add You *liked* your ribcage. It kept your goo in individually-wrapped baggies.

16:39 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You *liked* your ribcage. It kept your goo in individually-wrapped baggies.

16:39 <FLHerne> is that 100x to high precision, or 100kx

16:40 <FLHerne> contradictory separator standards are insane

16:42 <Althego> .mission add Jensen Kerman convinces you to buy hundreds of ion engines with the slogan "the more you but the more you save".

16:42 <LunchBot> Added mission: Jensen Kerman convinces you to buy hundreds of ion engines with the slogan "the more you but the more you save".

16:42 <Althego> eh a typo

16:42 <Althego> the more you buy

16:43 <Althego> and i always forget the the replace

16:43 <Althego> .help mission

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16:43 <Althego> .mission

16:43 <LunchBot> You attempt to delete kmath database. This outcome was written by sal_vager.

16:43 <Althego> .mission help

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16:44 <Althego> .mission fixup s/more you but/more you buy/

16:44 <LunchBot> New text is: Jensen Kerman convinces you to buy hundreds of ion engines with the slogan "the more you buy the more you save".

17:01 <FLHerne> Why buy one when you can buy four hundred for three hundred and ninety-nine times the price?

19:01 <raptop> That sounds like a failure to use your monopsony power

19:10 <FLHerne> raptop: the constant stream of Kerbals needing to be rescued from really stupid places proves I'm not the sole rocket company

19:12 <raptop> Are we sure that the kraken doesn't just abduct kerbals from time to time?

19:12 <FLHerne> well, the slightly less constant stream of Kerbals needing to be rescued from really stupid places that I didn't strand there myself

19:12 <FLHerne> the rescue contracts are on behalf of various companies iirc

19:22 <raptop> hrm

19:22 <raptop> !8ball Does the Kraken have a number of cults disguised as corporations?

19:22 <LunchBot> The answer's still no.

19:22 <raptop> bah

19:32 <Mat2ch> !mission

19:32 <LunchBot> You try to uninstall libpurple from Eve. Your engine fails to start, and you shortly discover that this is because it's actually a mimic octopus.

19:33 <Mat2ch> I'm not willing to accept this and roll two D20!

19:33 <Mat2ch> !roll

19:33 <Althego> hehe libpurple

19:33 <Althego> that is which chat program

19:33 <Althego> pidgin

19:33 <Althego> i knew i hated it

19:34 <Mat2ch> just a lib for some messaging protocols. Mostly xmpp

19:35 <Mat2ch> nobody uses XMPP anymore. The cool kids all are using matrix now

19:35 <Althego> these platforms come and go

19:35 <Althego> who cares

19:36 <FLHerne> !choose 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20

19:36 <LunchBot> 6

19:36 <FLHerne> !choose 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20

19:36 <LunchBot> 2

19:37 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: Your second attempt to start the engine fails again. It turns out your helmet is also a mimic octopus and it starts digesting your head. Roll for dexterity to reopen the airlock.

19:41 <Mat2ch> !choose 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20

19:41 <LunchBot> 13

19:41 <Mat2ch> What did I need to open the airlock?

19:43 <FLHerne> hm. say base DC of 10, +4 for being blinded because your visor is a mimic octopus...

19:44 <FLHerne> (sorry, I'm a bit distracted right now to run an RPG campaign :p)

19:44 <Mat2ch> hehe

19:46 <Mat2ch> also you didn't say the octopus blinds me, so no +4. Meaning: I manage to open the airlock and blow out the octopus and can retry starting the engine :P

19:58 <Althego> .mission add You build a mainsail based barbecue.

19:58 <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a mainsail based barbecue.

20:01 <raptop> !mission secondary bar

20:01 <LunchBot> No mission found matching "secondary bar".

20:02 <raptop> Does it cook beter than the Poodle's BBQ mode, though?

20:06 <Althego> no, it burns everything to carbon

20:10 <raptop> too bad

20:51 <raptop> !outcome add That last booster decoupling seems to have struck a NERV.

20:51 <LunchBot> Added outcome: That last booster decoupling seems to have struck a NERV.

21:53 <darsie> :)