<LunchBot>
You bring out your (mostly) dead. All Kerbin turns off its burning coal, its fissioning uranium, and flips the switch that connects all of it to a small station, one mile in diameter, circling Kerbin at half the distance of the Mun.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Arnold Frankenkerman screeches at the top of its lungs that it's "MR UNIVERSEEEEE" while tearing the escape hatch open with its bear hands. This lays waste to everything not in sight.
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<raptop>
I feel like the grammar needs work with some of those
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<Eddi|zuHause>
how does a bear hand look? paw with claws?
<LunchBot>
You don't use correct grammar. The repercussions, while negligible, will be felt for decades to come.
<Eddi|zuHause>
fitting.
<Althego>
.outcome add You have to clear the hordes of zombies by an axe.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You have to clear the hordes of zombies by an axe.
<Mat2ch>
an axe axe or one where you need a lighter?
<sandbox>
my axe
<Althego>
a cutting tool
<Althego>
and my axe
<raptop>
!outcome zombie
<LunchBot>
Trying to automate the zombie corpse seemed like the logical next step, but you regret it.
<raptop>
!outcome still green
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "still green".
<raptop>
hm
<Althego>
there was one where the zombie kerbals are still green
<Althego>
so you cant tell them apart
<raptop>
!outcome zombified
<LunchBot>
A zombie apocalypse sweeps across Kerbin, made worse because zombified Kerbals are *still* greenish so you can't tell from a distance.
<raptop>
there itis
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<Eddi|zuHause>
it could possibly be more effective to use a firethrower-axe than a cutting-axe :p
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You make a very bad pun. No-one told you you were red-green colourblind. When did *that* happen?
<Althego>
dunny when chat tells the streamer they are colorblind and then it turns out they are
<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno, only had situations so far where the streamer told the chat they are colourblind
<Eddi|zuHause>
but totally, only greyscale.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You say "lol" in #kspmodders. Your craft allides with a large structure.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i learned a new word.
<Althego>
me too
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are contracted to manufacture a series of ballistic missiles for the North Kerbeans. It makes you think of wooden figures, whirling through Time until the spring unwinds.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to a Klerical error, your air tanks are filled with hypogolic fuel. PEBKAC.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the K stands for Kerbal?
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<Azander>
C must mean Container then
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You electronics, and do not know about the psy-technologies do not tell Bob. ...Presenting to the emergency room, where we are now.
<Eddi|zuHause>
ok, that is complete gibberish...
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