00:06 <FLHerne> good combo anyway

07:57 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

07:57 <LunchBot> You attempt to construct a colony in Jool. Someone drilled a hole in the reactor.

07:58 <Eddi|zuHause> uh, oh...

08:03 <xxcoder> well there go the colony

08:03 <xxcoder> and 1/1000 of jool

08:04 <xxcoder> ;mission

08:04 <LunchBot> You goad Munwig and Munbald Kerman into a duel to the death. The inevitable radiation poisoning was a problem for future you, and now you are future you.

08:04 <xxcoder> they used nukes in a duel?? man what a hardass

08:06 <Althego> hehe

08:25 <Eddi|zuHause> or depleted uranium bullets?

08:25 <Eddi|zuHause> i heard polonium injections can be nasty

08:34 <Althego> depleted uranium is just barely radioactive

08:34 <Althego> in fact even non depleted is not much

09:23 <Judge_DedD> !nextlunch

09:23 <LunchBot> Permadongled water.

09:23 <Judge_DedD> I still don't know what that is

09:23 <Judge_DedD> So I'll just take normal water

09:23 <Judge_DedD> !quote

09:23 <LunchBot> Intentional subcutaneous injection of mercury by mentally healthy children is rare.

09:24 <Judge_DedD> Good to know

09:28 <FLHerne> https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969646/

09:29 <FLHerne> .lunch del permadongled

09:29 <LunchBot> Deleted lunch: "permadongled water"

09:29 <FLHerne> I don't know what that is either

09:31 <FLHerne> .quote add "This revealed intentional subcutaneous injection of mercury at least thrice, [...]. The patient was inspired by the movie X-Man Wolverine and wanted to simulate a character called 'Mercury.' Interestingly, he had a past history of multiple bites by spiders to simulate Spiderman. Surprisingly, he had no other psychiatric problems and had a normal IQ."

09:31 <LunchBot> Added quote: "This revealed intentional subcutaneous injection of mercury at least thrice, [...]. The patient was inspired by the movie X-Man Wolverine and wanted to simulate a character called 'Mercury.' Interestingly, he had a past history of multiple bites by spiders to simulate Spiderman. Surprisingly, he had no other psychiatric problems and had a normal IQ."

10:51 <FLHerne> .outcome add When you die you want your corpse to be packed with gunpowder and catapulted into a volcano on Moho. No mourning allowed!

10:51 <LunchBot> Added outcome: When you die you want your corpse to be packed with gunpowder and catapulted into a volcano on Moho. No mourning allowed!

12:49 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

12:49 <LunchBot> You accept a contract asking you to take atmospheric pressure readings on Jool at an altitude of -200 meters. You are murderized by half of #KSPOfficial.

12:51 <FLHerne> .lunch add Slightly burnt sugary porridge.

12:51 <LunchBot> Added lunch: Slightly burnt sugary porridge.

13:27 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Take a surface sample of a landing leg while in low Kerbol orbit.

13:27 <LunchBot> Added mission: Take a surface sample of a landing leg while in low Kerbol orbit.

15:06 <FLHerne> .outcome add The methods required to achieve this horrify you, but it's too late to back out now.

15:06 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The methods required to achieve this horrify you, but it's too late to back out now.

15:07 <sandbox> !mission

15:07 <LunchBot> Wolfram confuses kilobytes with trilobytes. Your day just goes downhill from there. Poor signal causes the colony to teleport 3cm to the left.

15:17 <FLHerne> .stupid

15:17 <LunchBot> "I'm writing my first email." | "Ok, what seems to be the problem?" | "Well I can get the 'a'. But how do I put the circle around it?"

15:18 <FLHerne> I guess the signalling protocol was mistakenly measuring data in trilobytes

15:22 <Mat2ch> Uhm, the number of people not knowing how to get the @ will go up very high soon enough...

15:27 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You unironically use an interrobang.

15:27 <LunchBot> Added mission: You unironically use an interrobang.

15:28 <Althego> what is that

15:28 <KrazyKrl> it's like an octothorpe but louder.

15:34 <Mat2ch> Althego: What‽ You don't know‽

15:34 <Althego> and the explanation dint help

15:35 <Mat2ch> It's basically a symbole for: !?

15:35 <Althego> ah that

15:40 <Althego> any news on ksp2?

15:41 <raptop> Not so far

15:42 <raptop> Still probably dead, but who knows?

15:42 <raptop> If there's not a swansong patch, I'll be irked

16:01 <raptop> !mission

16:01 <LunchBot> You forget to install FAR. There was a sound like the whole world saying "wop" all at once.

16:01 <raptop> o_O

16:01 <raptop> !mission

16:01 <LunchBot> You finally receive your rocket licence. You are insulted for playing KSP.

16:01 <raptop> !choose launch license|lunch license

16:01 <LunchBot> launch license

16:03 <Mat2ch> No lunch for you.

16:03 <Mat2ch> Being insulted for playing KSP, because you have a rocket license is somewhat cruel.

16:04 <raptop> Must be a GMAT shop

16:55 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

16:55 <LunchBot> You anger Batman. biHnuch!

16:55 <Eddi|zuHause> ouch.

16:55 <raptop> That's close enough to coherency

16:56 <Eddi|zuHause> i imaging that's one of the lesser known noises from the old batman series

17:28 <raptop> !mission add You sell your soul to the Kraken in exchange for supernaturally good rocket designs.

17:28 <LunchBot> Added mission: You sell your soul to the Kraken in exchange for supernaturally good rocket designs.