<sandbox>
"Flour" has no use other than its novelty as a rare and somewhat humorous collectible.
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<Deddly>
Eddi|zuHause, Wow. I wonder if there's a morale to the story
<sandbox>
moral
<Deddly>
Excuse the type
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<sandbox>
I've seen that twice recently
<Deddly>
Is it damaging to your moral?
<sandbox>
molars
<Deddly>
Their is a rely good way to annoy peopel
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to hack 127.0.0.1. This outcome is quite serious. Almost as serious as the calamitous situation you have put yourself in with that appallingly bad judgement.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
Deddly: essentially it's a story about two boys who play tricks on everyone in the village, and then they go one trick too far.
<Deddly>
It's OK Eddi|zuHause, I was exaggerating because the moral was extremely obvious :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's ok, rhetoric tones don't travel well through text chat.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your docking is hindered by the Space Pizza. You are cooked by Deadly Orgone Radiation.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i shouldn't have put that into google...
<Eddi|zuHause>
but at least there'll be delicious space pizza
<Eddi|zuHause>
once it's cooked...
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You visit Khernobyl.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You visit Khernobyl.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You create a third Khernobyl disaster.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You create a third Khernobyl disaster.
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<KrazyKrl>
the fact that neither missions or outcomes had anything about khernobyl is obviously an oversight.
<KrazyKrl>
(ironic as that statement may be...)
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You are not alarmed by the vortex as it is normal practice. Thank you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are not alarmed by the vortex as it is normal practice. Thank you.
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<Deddly>
I think we usually spell it "chernobyl" in English, unless this is a Kerbalisation thing.
<Deddly>
!mission add You carefully cut and dice some pineapple to add to your pizza.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You carefully cut and dice some pineapple to add to your pizza.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
After fraught negotiations, you agree terms with the little voice in the back of your head. People start complaining about Kmath's mission function.
<Deddly>
!mission add You decide to eat the first thing the bot suggests next time anyone types !Nextlunch.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to eat the first thing the bot suggests next time anyone types !Nextlunch.
<Eddi|zuHause>
haters gonna hate.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Duck.
<Eddi|zuHause>
alive? dead? in pieces? with side dishes?
<FLHerne>
.lunch duck
<LunchBot>
Half a duck, cooked by orbbfrgg.
<FLHerne>
in halves, and so presumably dead
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your superiors' loss of confidence is promptly demonstrated in the most straightforward way.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your superiors' loss of confidence is promptly demonstrated in the most straightforward way.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The image of Duna shimmers like air above a desert and vanishes for good.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The image of Duna shimmers like air above a desert and vanishes for good.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your cloaking device fails.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your cloaking device fails.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add With a wry sense of aptness, they named your craft Prospero: the magician who lays down his book, who gives up power over earth and heaven.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: With a wry sense of aptness, they named your craft Prospero: the magician who lays down his book, who gives up power over earth and heaven.
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/they named/you name/
<LunchBot>
New text is: With a wry sense of aptness, you name your craft Prospero: the magician who lays down his book, who gives up power over earth and heaven.
<FLHerne>
perhaps that should be a mission, not sure
<Deddly>
!mission add You attempt to add a !mission.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to add a !mission.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Why do you always have more spare parts after fixing rockets? You may be Jeb's favorite, maybe! (maybe)
<Deddly>
Well, Jeb does have a junkyard full of fully-functioning rocket parts.
<Eddi|zuHause>
how do you put on a cloak without a working cloaking device?
<Deddly>
Mind blown
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<KrazyKrl>
it's obvious that your cloaking device is your hands.
<Deddly>
Oh yes, of course. Because everyone knows that if you cover your eyes, nobody can see you.
<KrazyKrl>
you also use your hands to put on a cloak, so your hands become cloaking devices.
<KrazyKrl>
29 view video... what?
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<FLHerne>
I just searched "japanese umbrella cover machine" on YouTube and that was the top result
<Mat2ch>
interesting idea, lots of plastic trash afterwards.
<Eddi|zuHause>
someone talked about that recently, dunno where i heard it
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You hire a team of esoteric kerbals from the Jack Parsons Laboratory. You realise you are watching a youtube video.
<sandbox>
I am listening to a youtube video
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<raptop>
KrazyKrl: there are a lot of references to chernobyl in the missions/outcomes, though!
<raptop>
eg: 2 missions and 3 outcomes mention "corium"
<Mat2ch>
SpaceX is really removing 18000 tiles from Ship 30. That has to be so much work
<Althego>
i pity the guy who has to do it
<Althego>
piece by piece
<Althego>
what if it could shed?
<Althego>
like the metal spikes could be actuated and they could rlease the tiles
<Althego>
like they retract inside and the tiles just fall
<Mat2ch>
wouldn't want to be near it :D
<Althego>
maybe dont to all of them at the same time
<Eddi|zuHause>
the thing with such systems is, that it is another thing that may go wrong
<raptop>
!mission add You fall asleep from boredom halfway through inspecting TPS tiles.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You fall asleep from boredom halfway through inspecting TPS tiles.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You organize a blind date between two random white suits. The R&D department gives you cookies because they now have a larger budget.
<Eddi|zuHause>
success.
<raptop>
I'm not sure how that worked, but yay
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<raptop>
!outcome add You wind up in the timeline where the Delta II/III were orange, while the Delta IV was blue.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You wind up in the timeline where the Delta II/III were orange, while the Delta IV was blue.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You leave mysterious riddles around KSC.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You leave mysterious riddles around KSC.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You make your choice between science and chocolate labs. You can't stop reading! The mission report is so florid and overwrought, like a Meatloaf album in printed form.
<raptop>
!outcome hazard
<LunchBot>
Triple hazard pay! The best three words in the Kerbal language.
<raptop>
!outcome hazard
<LunchBot>
The report was so horrific that it has been classified as SCP hazard.
<xxcoder>
nice
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You install NEAR because you can't get FAR. You survive on a special food supplement made from beef jerky, raisins, and fat, which is moulded into the walls of your craft before you set off.
<xxcoder>
ohh fancy
<xxcoder>
eating off walls
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<Mat2ch>
not sure if you should eat the walls of your craft.
<raptop>
Imagine being so ravenous that you depressurize your craft
<FLHerne>
.stupid add "I'll literally be eating the boat," he says. "The stuff tastes pretty nasty, but it's packed with all the nutrients I need. Sadly, there'll be no room aboard for treats."
<LunchBot>
Added quote: "I'll literally be eating the boat," he says. "The stuff tastes pretty nasty, but it's packed with all the nutrients I need. Sadly, there'll be no room aboard for treats."
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to pump additional solid fuel into your SRBs. The result is measured in megacasualties.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In a bid for more aggressive missions, you replace your reaction wheels with action wheels. The remaining evidence of your crimes is nearly unrecognizable; like some sort of fragrance commercial.
<Mat2ch>
There are some very crazy sailors.
<Mat2ch>
I probably will never find that video again, but there was one who had basically a better tube with two small sails on it and sailed around the world with it. Mostly lying down, because it's so tiny he can't sit upright
<Mat2ch>
and he was proud of his ebook reader. Because that's what he was doing when travelling. Reading lots of books
<raptop>
weird, but sure, why not
<xxcoder>
lol used to constantly read ebooks when I was working at machine shop