<FLHerne>
.outcome Casualties are so high that you become supreme ruler of the afterlife.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "Casualties are so high that you become supreme ruler of the afterlife.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Casualties are so high that you become supreme ruler of the afterlife.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Casualties are so high that you become supreme ruler of the afterlife.
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<xxcoder>
hah missing add high five FLHerne
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<Mat2ch>
!mission add You invent a new way to make icecream by superheating all ingredients.
<LunchBot>
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<FLHerne>
.mission add Bob wishes his craft had more freezer space to store icecream.
<LunchBot>
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You consult the Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious. You unconditionally surrender to the emus.
<FLHerne>
Superintelligent giant emus?
<Althego>
you know humans have lost the emu wars
<FLHerne>
dubious indeed
<Althego>
so the smart thing to do is to surrender
<Izzy>
I'll have you know we won the second emu war.
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<Althego>
!mission taunt
<LunchBot>
You taunt kmath.
<Althego>
!mission magic boulder
<LunchBot>
You grab the Magic Boulder with a Klaw.
<Althego>
wasnt there one with you taunt the magic boulder
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<FLHerne>
!mission taunt
<LunchBot>
You taunt the Magic Boulder.
<FLHerne>
yes
<FLHerne>
there are just other missions without that
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use the EVA construction feature to peform a rapid unplanned assembly. You launch so many rockets that the forum manifest post exceeds the character limit.
<Mat2ch>
I love Pratchett sometimes. "The whole point of balloons is to teach small children [not to let go of the string]."
<sandbox>
I once lost a balloon...
<sandbox>
I have so many questions about what happened
<sandbox>
we were walking through town at the time
<sandbox>
I lost my balloon
<sandbox>
either a stranger found it or gave me another one
<sandbox>
you don't just find a helium balloon
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<Mat2ch>
!outcome add You get shot down by another rocket launch.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You get shot down by another rocket launch.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Wernher informs Jeb that he is the Chosen One. It's a very successful failure.
<sandbox>
chosen failure
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<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You are inspired by an XKCD what-if. And everyone was run over by a space bus driven by the kraken.
<xxcoder>
"what if space kraken drove a bus"
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<packbart>
I can imagine that as a panel in an XKCD what-if
<packbart>
!mission add As a precaution, you install self-updating anti-Kraken software from a reputable vendor on all your mission-critical computers and coffeemakers.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: As a precaution, you install self-updating anti-Kraken software from a reputable vendor on all your mission-critical computers and coffeemakers.