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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spam kmath with ;mission all day, then suddenly realize that all you've done is give it a higher kspotrolls rating than you. You crash far enough from the shore to be safe from zombies.
<Deddly>
That is quite some escalation
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<FLHerne>
.wisdom Kuzmin
<LunchBot>
"The do-not-attain speed is 99.99999999999999999998% of the speed of light, at which point your interactions with the cosmic background radiation are blue-shifted to the proton-degeneration resonance energy. This will erode your spacecraft and you to something rather unrecognizable over a distance of 160 million light years. This limit is known as the Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin limit."
<FLHerne>
hence the difficulty of burial
<Deddly>
Does that command actually produce facts?
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<FLHerne>
.mission add One of your commanders checks whether Radio 4 is still broadcasting. It isn't.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: One of your commanders checks whether Radio 4 is still broadcasting. It isn't.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Half of Kerbin evaporates in nuclear fire, followed ten minutes later by the other half.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Half of Kerbin evaporates in nuclear fire, followed ten minutes later by the other half.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The wrong half of Kerbin evaporates.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The wrong half of Kerbin evaporates.
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<Deddly>
!mission add One of your crew decides it would be "totally awesome" to attract and ride a sandworm.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: One of your crew decides it would be "totally awesome" to attract and ride a sandworm.
<Deddly>
!outcome add Your forfeit is that you must eat whatever you get from !nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your forfeit is that you must eat whatever you get from !nextlunch
<Deddly>
!outcome add It's all gone a bit pear-shaped.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It's all gone a bit pear-shaped.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You disappear entirely from public view.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You disappear entirely from public view.
<xxcoder>
the wrong half of kerbin is any side that evaporates
<xxcoder>
;outcome add Your craft isnt orbiting kerbin, because its large enough that kerbin orbits around it.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your craft isnt orbiting kerbin, because its large enough that kerbin orbits around it.
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You run out of duct tape. You become Agent 747's next victim.
<FLHerne>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Baked beans.
<FLHerne>
There are worse forfeits
<xxcoder>
agent 747 sounds like assassin from boeing
<FLHerne>
Your duct-tape-based defensive strategy had one fatal flaw.
<xxcoder>
seems so yeah
<FLHerne>
and yes, that's the joke
<Deddly>
!mission add You make a wooden statue of Mr. Norris to help you deduce exactly how much wood a woodchuck can, in fact, chuck.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You make a wooden statue of Mr. Norris to help you deduce exactly how much wood a woodchuck can, in fact, chuck.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You must gather your party before venturing forth. The ops are unsure how to handle it, you are banned and unbanned repeatedly.
<Deddly>
For roleplay, presumably
<FLHerne>
.outcome roleplay
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "roleplay".
<FLHerne>
.mission hierarchy
<LunchBot>
You create a fictional organizational hierarchy amongst users and/or interactions of fictitious entities of an oppositional nature.
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<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
This client does not work as I expected
<FLHerne>
Deddly: sorry, can you fix the topic... this stupid mobile client doesn't let me see the previous one and I'm away from a computer for a few days
<FLHerne>
.mission add Remarkably detailed specifications for a new craft occur to you in a dream one night and you immediately commence work.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Remarkably detailed specifications for a new craft occur to you in a dream one night and you immediately commence work.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. With a wry sense of aptness, you name your craft Prospero: the magician who lays down his book, who gives up power over earth and heaven.
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission add You make the Ironman suit using monopropellent tanks that the wearer actually fits inside of together with the fuel.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You make the Ironman suit using monopropellent tanks that the wearer actually fits inside of together with the fuel.
<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome add That turned out about as well as expected.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: That turned out about as well as expected.
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install RealChutes. You send a missive to your missis about your mission to retrieve a missile from a missionary. It goes missing.
<Judge_Dedd>
I guess I shouldn't have been so dismissive
<Pinkbeast>
!outcome add Unfortunately, a compound is produced which is highly reactive with glass, steel, wood, leather, oxygen, and kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Unfortunately, a compound is produced which is highly reactive with glass, steel, wood, leather, oxygen, and kerbals.
<xxcoder>
lol
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<FLHerne>
FOOF?
<Pinkbeast>
I think the thing from _Ignition!_ I was referencing was not FOOF
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You re-roof the SPH in solar cells. You contract what is commonly referred to as 'a royal pain in the butt'.
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