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<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe that was the "wrong" statement?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to land in an active volcano. This might return enough science data for you to invent the ladder.
<XXCoder>
desperate for ladder eh
<XXCoder>
whats kerbal or two and million dollar ship compared to having ladder tech finally
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The reactor core is overheating! This is not a drill! You found the 兎.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the core was overheating from a cute bunny?
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<sandbox>
1337
<Althego>
good because i missed mine :)
<Mat2ch>
time for lunch I guess?
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<Althego>
i see so often the word launch and so rarely lunch, that my brain tries to autocorrect it
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Pad thai.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You design a ship with an engine clipped inside another engine to take advantage of the Cuddow Effect.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You design a ship with an engine clipped inside another engine to take advantage of the Cuddow Effect.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mistakenly input minutes instead of seconds into the barbeque roll maneuver duration. Your computer overheats so badly it cooks the eggs in the apartment above you.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that was a good barbeque
<Eddi|zuHause>
ever wonder what "barbeque" actually means?
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You're left with what can only be described as "looks like chunky salsa."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're left with what can only be described as "looks like chunky salsa."
<Deddly>
Eww
<Deddly>
!Mission
<Deddly>
...
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You strap a phase-conjugate mirror to the base of your engine and try test-firing it from a safe distance. In an attempt to hide the evidence; you replaced the exposed Mystery Goo with the least fresh mayonnaise you could find.
<Deddly>
Interesting. And Jeb said:
<Deddly>
!quote
<LunchBot>
"I'm doing the dearest little serial for Pearson's new magazine, in which I completely wreck and sack Woking – killing my neighbours in painful and eccentric ways." -- H. G. Wells.
<Deddly>
Kinda does sound like something Jeb might say
<Deddly>
!lunch
<LunchBot>
Marmalade toast.
<Deddly>
So not marmalade ON toast. Actually toast made from marmalade.
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<FLHerne>
#]
<FLHerne>
(that was, of course, War of the Worlds)
<FLHerne>
.mission add Val's heroic attempt to save Jeb is brave but not at all wise.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Val's heroic attempt to save Jeb is brave but not at all wise.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. Space folds so much that you need to setup a thunderdome for all the copies of Jeb that appear.
<Eddi|zuHause>
so... missing an outcome :p
<XXCoder>
thunderdome IS the solution
<raptop>
In that particular case, the mission and outcome are defacto reversed
<XXCoder>
yeah that works better
<Althego>
two jebs enter, one jeb leaves :)
<XXCoder>
know what i'd do?
<raptop>
What if we use git to merge all the extra kerbals?
<XXCoder>
hold a ruffle. only one gets normal mission. rest gets dangerous one way missions
<XXCoder>
none of them is told which is whichj
<XXCoder>
"ah yes jeb #2881 your mission is upside down rocket to mun. good luck!"
<XXCoder>
;outcome add Your Jeb vats stays idle.. for now. Success.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your Jeb vats stays idle.. for now. Success.