<xxcoder>
sure doesnt sound like you teleported to a nice place
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<X>
I demand a gold jeb pendant. Demannnnd.
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<packbart>
"More high-profile actors were teased as being apart of the game" - ugh, can't unsee :)
<Althego>
apart< a part<
<Althego>
?
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<packbart>
yeah, a and part apart
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<darsie>
GPT4 and llama couldn't satisfactorily tell me how to tell whether activating 100,000x time warp in KSP (Kerbal Space Program, a space simulation game) speeds up the game or slows down the rest of the universe. Can you?
<LunchBot>
You start kerraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there. A failure of one of your solid state memory banks causes your ship to suffer from amnesia.
<Mat2ch>
why would the universe slow down anyways?!
<Mat2ch>
11 o'clock, outside air is already warmer than inside air. Let the suffering commence!
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to fight a troll in creative ways. UmbralRaptor tries to bite you.
<Eddi|zuHause>
raptroll.
<darsie>
.outcome add The universe slows down 100,000x except for KSP, which resumes at 1x.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The universe slows down 100,000x except for KSP, which resumes at 1x.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You're no structural engineer, but the little that survived must have had some sort of triangles involved.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're no structural engineer, but the little that survived must have had some sort of triangles involved.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
triagon bestagon?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You confuse brachistochrone and brachiosaur trajectories. Kountdown gets kicked for annoyingly telling everyone the time to your impending doom.
<Eddi|zuHause>
why does this give off an austrian vibe?
<darsie>
Because it's in Austria.
<darsie>
Vienna
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<Eddi|zuHause>
who knows what kerbel means in austrian...
<darsie>
It's a herb, I think.
<Althego>
luckily an austrian phoenix is going to stream in an hour, we can ask her :)
<darsie>
Kerbel (Anthriscus) ist eine Pflanzengattung innerhalb der Familie der Doldenblütler (Apiaceae). Die 9 bis 15 Arten sind in Eurasien und Afrika weitverbreitet. Die Kulturform des Echten Kerbels (Anthriscus cerefolium) wird unter anderem als Gewürz verwendet.
<Althego>
doesnt help me much. i have never heard the word "turbolya" in my entire life
<LunchBot>
You are inspired by H. R. Giger. It's a secret to everybody.
<Mat2ch>
great.
<Mat2ch>
now everyone knows my inspiration.
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<FLHerne>
it's a pretty good inspiration
<Deddly>
!lunch add Baguette with brie and slices of pickled onion.
<LunchBot>
Added lunch: Baguette with brie and slices of pickled onion.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Der Kommissar is in town. So, the universe (or your unconscious, or Thalia, or the ghost of Philip K. Dick) dictates the mission report, and you polish it up a little and deliver it to Gene.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
On your command, all ships line up and file directly *into* the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage. The Klingons write an opera about it.
<Deddly>
I do believe they would.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
how are these outcomes so good fit
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out of chocolate. You discover how hard that actually is.
<Althego>
thard chocolate?
<xxcoder>
hard chocolate
<xxcoder>
;mission add You add hard chocolate section to rocket for very long mission snackage.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You add hard chocolate section to rocket for very long mission snackage.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You convert several HG-5 high gain antennae into a radar range. You Go All Upper Case.
<raptop>
Lunch Is Served
<xxcoder>
Fancy
<Deddly>
!outcome add your snacks weigh too much and you almost don't make it, but one brave and very hungry kerbal saves the day.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: your snacks weigh too much and you almost don't make it, but one brave and very hungry kerbal saves the day.
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/your/Your/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Your snacks weigh too much and you almost don't make it, but one brave and very hungry kerbal saves the day.
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup a/your snacks/Your snaks/
<LunchBot>
Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<Deddly>
Oh, typo in the typo fixer, but raptop saves the day
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<raptop>
\o/
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to parse HTML with regex. And the recording ends here. What happened afterwards is unknown as the civilization had ended after that.
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<Deddly>
...............................
<raptop>
Yeah, that combination works
<Eddi|zuHause3>
typical.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A gray-suit "accidentally" backs into a fully armed and operational klaw. You accidentally call Vall "Wall" in a science report, and Wernher Von Kerman seems highly confused.
<Eddi|zuHause>
lots of accidents
<Eddi|zuHause>
happy little accidents
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Pâté and lettuce muffin.
<raptop>
!nextlunch arbitrarily
<LunchBot>
Nachos with an arbitrarily large selection of toppings.
<raptop>
the polytron is an essential tool in every kitchen
<Deddly>
!mission add You use the !Nextlunch command to plan meals for your journey.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You use the !Nextlunch command to plan meals for your journey.
<Deddly>
Yum
<raptop>
!8ball Is an NTR a good replacement for an air fryer?
<LunchBot>
Some guy on reddit says so.
<Deddly>
What is an NTR?
<raptop>
Nuclear Thermal Rocket
<Deddly>
Ah ok
<raptop>
ie: run a 'gas' (typically hydrogen) around a nuclear reactor, and then the hot gas to propell your rocket
<Deddly>
!8ball Should I eat homogenised mouse soup made with a Polytron?
<LunchBot>
There will be other days.
<darsie>
through a reactor
<Deddly>
raptop, That's basically NERVA, right?
<raptop>
NERVA would be an example of NTR development, yes
<raptop>
see also, Timberwind, etc etc
<Deddly>
!8ball Should I hold out for KSP3?
<LunchBot>
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
<Deddly>
OOOH
<darsie>
!8ball Should I hold out for the new free demo?
<LunchBot>
Nope.
<darsie>
k
<xxcoder>
welps time to make space program to go out and find if theres ksp3 copy on space
<raptop>
Currently there's a minor sale for KSP (15% off a bundle that includes the DLC)
<raptop>
...and a similar bundle for J:NO and Simple Planes
<Deddly>
!8ball Are we going to get 502 and 503 errors on the forum forever?
<LunchBot>
No question.
<Deddly>
Figures
<Deddly>
!8ball is it some IT guy sabotaging the server somewhere in an attempt to convince the company that he's needed and shouldn't loose his job?
<LunchBot>
.
<sandbox>
what?
<raptop>
LunchBot knows better than to comment
<LunchBot>
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<LunchBot>
You explore the capabilities of sepratrons as RCS engines. It turns out that Quantium was involved the entire time, and everything that could go possibly go wrong did, but it all cancelled out and the mission was a success.
<xxcoder>
fancy
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/could go possibly/could possibly/
<LunchBot>
New text is: It turns out that Quantium was involved the entire time, and everything that could possibly go wrong did, but it all cancelled out and the mission was a success.
<LunchBot>
Jeb's hibernation suit fails mere weeks into his return journey from Eeloo. Through years of total isolation in the blackness of space, his mind is warped beyond recognition. This results in numerous arrests.
<Mat2ch>
They got a 3d printed model of the satellite :D
<Mat2ch>
on more closer inspection it looks like a model of the camera. But neat as well
<Deddly>
Nasa's stream is a few seconds behind NSF's stream.
<Deddly>
Abot 30s
<Deddly>
About
<Mat2ch>
if the NSF countdown is to be trusted.
<Deddly>
It's synchronised with the large publicly displayed countdown timer that appears on screen from time to time.
<Mat2ch>
oh, ok
<Mat2ch>
then it's the typical NASA delay, so they can cut to something else, if an accident happens...
<Deddly>
Ah...
<Deddly>
I was thinking I'd watch theirs because they'd have better cameras
<Deddly>
!8ball Should I watch NASA's stream instead of NSF's one?
<LunchBot>
Probably.
<Mat2ch>
they have either their own cameras close-by or are using SpaceX stream directly
<Deddly>
!outcome add NASA quickly redirects the live stream to show a pile of fluffy Manul kittens playing together, so you don't get to see what happened.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: NASA quickly redirects the live stream to show a pile of fluffy Manul kittens playing together, so you don't get to see what happened.
<Deddly>
I think NSF have access to several different cameras that enthusiasts have put out there.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to derive meaning from a meaningless thing. It is used by nefarious porpoises.
<Mat2ch>
they have a whole team now doing this fulltime
<Mat2ch>
at least one remote controlled trailer as well
<Deddly>
It is pretty impressive
<Mat2ch>
indeed
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<Mat2ch>
the NSF stream cut out just at launch. Wow youtube, wow.
<Mat2ch>
How many billions is Alphabet making a year? And they can't fix youtubes live streams?
<Deddly>
Mine kept going
<Deddly>
Both streams just died for me now, though
<Deddly>
I think my computer gave op on trying. Closed one and it's OK now
<Mat2ch>
it's the youtube player. Making problems for weeks now and it's getting worse
<Deddly>
Oh
<Deddly>
OK, great
<Deddly>
So I lost the stream just at landing burn
<Deddly>
Those shots of the boosters coming in and going transonic were incredibly beautiful
<xxcoder>
think theyre working on anti-anti ad thing
<Mat2ch>
yes and they are losing. Again.
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: yeah, the shots all the way down were great. :)
<Deddly>
I would never have added an anti-ad thing if ads weren't so intrusive and often malicious.
<Deddly>
And also NSFW
<Mat2ch>
yep
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You construct an SSTO with multi-lobed cryogenic propellant tanks. Exposure to vacuum voids the warranty on over half the parts of your rocket upon arrival in orbit.
<raptop>
Hey, it probably worked!
<xxcoder>
yeah
<raptop>
(maybe you used conventional metals instead of composites?)
<Deddly>
Wow, nice
<Deddly>
It's an SSTO. Emphasis on TO ORBIT. There's no design requirement that it needs to make it back
<raptop>
...fair enough
<raptop>
Though last time I built an ~expendable 1 kerbal SSTO around the LV-T45, I found I had ~200 m/s left after getting into a 72 km x 72 km orbit
<Deddly>
Did you void your warranty though?
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Pineapple pizza.
<raptop>
I'm not even sure what Jebediah's Junkyard would even do if I asked for a refund or replacement
<raptop>
!8ball tacos?
<LunchBot>
Please stop suggesting these things. It has ceased to be funny. I am the final arbiter of humour.
<Deddly>
LOL
<Deddly>
!lunchmode
<LunchBot>
Lunch mode enabled!
<Deddly>
!8ball Tacos?
<LunchBot>
Waffle's Revenge (assuming you have an iron running Win95)
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome
<LunchBot>
Waffles.
<raptop>
The Waffle's Revenge bit is probably my fault
<Eddi|zuHause>
there are very certainly still industrial machines out there running win95
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<Eddi|zuHause>
a few years ago there was an airport near paris which had to shut down because none of the 3 people who were licensed to maintain their win 3.11 system were available
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<Deddly>
Good to know how important security is to the aviation industry
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<Eddi|zuHause>
at those levels, they're much more concerned with safety than security. and part of that is "never change a running system"
<Eddi|zuHause>
which is how we're still using signalling systems built 120 years ago.
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<Pinkbeast>
I would (perhaps naively) hope those 3.11 systems are secure mostly by virtue of not being anywhere near the Internet
<xxcoder>
or lacking any current known exploits
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<Eddi|zuHause>
in which world are there no known exploits on a 30 year old operating system?