<LunchBot>
A fortune-teller warns you of a catastrophe in the coming week. You are unimpressed - they might as well have predicted a Monday. So, you've chosen Death.
<sandbox>
interesting
<Eddi|zuHause>
the gift of foresight can be a curse.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You sub-contract station construction to an EVE Online corporation. Your teeth explode, emitting up to 12 unique packets of molarizing radiation.
<Mat2ch>
lucky me that in 5-6 years we will be able to regrow teeth.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i heard there were initial successes with people who've never grown the 2nd set of teeth to stimulate that
<Eddi|zuHause>
there might be another step needed for growing a 3rd set of teeth
<cringe>
schools out, little turds just go to high pop channels and spam whatever they can to get banned, it's a common summer past time
<Althego>
lol
<Cranium>
Though knowing the internet, it could just be an average Twitch chat
<Althego>
we couldnt do that in the 80s :)
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<Althego>
so it made it into orbit at least
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You give the flight computer a departure angle measured in degrees, forgetting that it's in radians mode. You salute the triumphant Space Frogs.
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<LunchBot>
You send ship into illegal space. Mia Kerman is MIA.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
that also works backwards.
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<raptop>
!8ball Will this year's tank farm harvest be bountiful?
<LunchBot>
Who cares?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You experiment with the Coke/Mentos propellant combination. Chrome overloads your CPU with threads before you can complete your mission.
<FLHerne>
Eddi|zuHause: MIA is Kerman Mia. Space illegal into ship send you.
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<raptop>
the Mission Intelligence Agency is searching for the source of those weird part testing contracts
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are smacked on the bottom by a sassy asteroid. You surrender for your crimes, and turn yourself over to the wisdom of the Colegium... may their spirits illuminate the universe.
<Eddi|zuHause>
all it took to break me was a slap on the butt
<raptop>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You prepare the complete removal of ubiquity. This all ends with Kicks and Mutes.
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<raptop>
It's more of adding ubiquity (to the kicks and mutes)
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You send Stalin Kerman to Duna to colonise a red planet. You break the fourth wall and your house collapses.
<FLHerne>
2222
<Mat2ch>
too many zooz. Eh, twos
<raptop>
hrm, zoos...
<raptop>
!choose red panda|trash panda|bamboo panda
<LunchBot>
trash panda
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to add a nuclear saltwater rocket to the game. A few minutes later, it dawns on you how dangerous this is and you cancel the mission. Jeb mutinies and does it anyway.
<Eddi|zuHause>
sure.
<Mat2ch>
Jeb just doesn't care anymore.
<raptop>
It's a shame that NSWR probably don't work
<raptop>
(as in only get ~100 s Isp)
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