raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.1.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat
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<transit> Man, I remember when this place had like 1000 people in it
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<Althego> hehe
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<Mat2ch> kbuck: :)
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<darsie> 1337
<FLHerne> .outcome add And you will repaint your ship. Those colours are beyond gauche.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: And you will repaint your ship. Those colours are beyond gauche.
<raptop> Look, they were out of the good octarine,,,
<FLHerne> .outcome add Yes! Science is like yoghurt cup: THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR SCIENCE!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Yes! Science is like yoghurt cup: THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR SCIENCE!
<raptop> !choose yogurt|mystery goo
<LunchBot> yogurt
<raptop> !mission add You blow the whistle on a number of unreliable and unsafe practices in the construction of Rockomaxx rockets.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You blow the whistle on a number of unreliable and unsafe practices in the construction of Rockomaxx rockets.
<raptop> !mission fixup s/Rockomaxx/Rockomax/
<LunchBot> New text is: You blow the whistle on a number of unreliable and unsafe practices in the construction of Rockomax rockets.
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<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Raw cauliflower.
<Deddly> *munch munch*
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> Mistakes are made. You accidentally press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
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<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Volkswagen currywurst.
<Deddly> Huh. New thing learned
<Mat2ch> Did you search for Volkswagen Currywurst?
<Deddly> I did indeed
<raptop> Starliner looks odd on that Atlas. Like the sort of silliness you do in KSP before you unlock fairings
<Althego> starliner is ready to launch with humans, about 3.5 minutes remaining
<Deddly> Linky?
<Althego> there should be many
<Deddly> Thank you
<Althego> ptobably nasa tv too and nsf
<Deddly> I don't want to search for live streams on YouTube and get sent to yet another fake
<Deddly> They forgot to close the fairing
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> that is intentional for some aerodynamic reason
<Deddly> MMM 144p goodness
<Deddly> Humans on board?
<Althego> yes
<Althego> and went to an unplanned hold
<Deddly> Check Yo Stagin, Atlas
<Deddly> ULA*
<Deddly> Forgot to release the launch clamps. Noobs
<Althego> heh i only said it was happening when it was less than 4 minutes away, all stations reported go. and yet they managed to fail
<raptop> Hold at around 3:50-3:35
<Althego> better scrub than blow
<Deddly> I wonder if that makes the people on board extra nervous or just annoyed
<Althego> they know what they are sitting on
<Althego> probably were with the development for years
<Deddly> Kinda my point
<Azander> sheesh
<Mat2ch> Deddly: they once tried to remove the Currywurst from the menu. Wasn't welcomed.
<Deddly> Why would they do that?
<Deddly> Clever marketing ploy, maybe?
<Mat2ch> More healthy food choices
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<Deddly> Oh hi there Guest75614.
<Guest75614> Hey.
<Deddly> We were just lamenting the Dreamchaser scrub
<Guest75614> But now it's nice and clean!
<Deddly> True
<Deddly> We were also discussing the existence of Volkswagen Currywurst
<Guest75614> Who is that?
<Guest75614> The guy who plays Dr. Strange?
<Deddly> It is Volkswagen original part No. 199 398 500 A.
<Guest75614> If it's the original part, why does it have such a large number? Shouldn't it be part #1?
<Deddly> Often ordered together with part No. 199 398 500 B
<Deddly> Har har
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<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You help a newbie in #KSPOfficial. Meanwhile, someone is _wrong_ on the IRC. You are ambushed by a lone kerbal you left there several decades ago.
<Deddly> Seems legit
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<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Chicken fajita.
<Deddly> Jackpot
<sandbox> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Airplane 'soup'
<Deddly> Those quotation marks concern me
<raptop> I have concerns about the soup and what's being used as a can
<Deddly> Is it soup on an aeroplane or soup made from the aeroplane?
<raptop> could be the passengers after sufficiently excessive g-loads
<XXCoder> spice your comments using random quotes
<XXCoder> "congats" on your baby. congats on "your" baby. congats on your "baby"
<raptop> congrats "on" your baby
<raptop> !quote a velociraptor
<LunchBot> "I like the term 'expecting', like we're expecting a baby, but it could be a velociraptor."
<XXCoder> nice lol
<raptop> Uh, do be careful, some of the quotes violate channel rules
<XXCoder> !quote rocket
<LunchBot> "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -- President Eisenhower.
<XXCoder> wow
<XXCoder> ;mission add You add random quotes to spice your mission plan up. Like this: The "rocket" will be inserted into orbit of Mun in order to do a surface scan.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You add random quotes to spice your mission plan up. Like this: The "rocket" will be inserted into orbit of Mun in order to do a surface scan.
<XXCoder> ;mission fixup s/surface/"surface"/
<LunchBot> New text is: You add random quotes to spice your mission plan up. Like this: The "rocket" will be inserted into orbit of Mun in order to do a "surface" scan.
<XXCoder> perfect
<Deddly> "Nice" idea, XXCoder.
<XXCoder> "thanks" for your amazing "feedback"
<Deddly> I'm always happy to "help"
<Mat2ch> Deddly: TIL there's a part number for the Currywurst...
<Deddly> The ketchup, too.
<Deddly> I'm useful! \o/
<Mat2ch> Oh, yes my dear, you are.
<Mat2ch> You can go now and play outside!
<Deddly> \o/
<FLHerne> quote roulette time
<FLHerne> !quote
<LunchBot> If you'd like to ride on the famous floating lamppost boats of Paris, unfortunately they don't exist and never have done.
<FLHerne> !quote
<LunchBot> The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
<FLHerne> raptop: hey, I didn't get it banned
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<raptop> FLHerne: aaaaaaa
<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Egg-fried rice on buttered toast with pepper.
<Deddly> Better than raw cabbage I got earlier
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<raptop> !nextlunch spin
<LunchBot> Feta cheese, onion and spinach pizza.
<Deddly> You can choose??
<Deddly> !nextlunch pizza
<LunchBot> Chicken and waffle pizza.
* Deddly is overwhelmed by this discovery
<raptop> yeah, it can do some amount of string matching
<Mat2ch> why did I get stuck in the history of the local techno scene from 2000? It's midnight here!
<Deddly> oooh
<Deddly> Gotta love it how Discord can't deal with a patchy connection but IRC soldiers on as if nothing happened.
<raptop> Depends on if you miss one of those keep-alive packets
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<FLHerne> !stupid should be minus some of the more alarming contents now
<LunchBot> No quote found matching "should be minus some of the more alarming contents now".
<FLHerne> bleh
<Deddly> <raptop> Depends on if you miss one of those keep-alive packets
<FLHerne> I'll probably skimread through sometime and see what's left
<Deddly> * Disconnected ()
<raptop> F
<FLHerne> !nextlunch pasta
<LunchBot> Cannelloni pasta filled with spinach and ricotta plus meatballs in a tomato-basil sauce and cauliflower puree.
<FLHerne> sounds great except the cauliflower :-(
<Deddly> Thanks FLHerne
<Deddly> !quote
<LunchBot> <orbbfrgg> How bad can you be at shitting.
<Mat2ch> oh no, the Dear Moon flight got cancled
<Deddly> fail Herne
<Mat2ch> canceled? cancelled?
<Mat2ch> I hate gnlis :D
<Deddly> FLHerne shall henceforth be known as FaiLHerne
<Deddly> I guess that also means I lost at roulette
<FLHerne> oh c
<FLHerne> c'mon, what are the odds
<Deddly> LOL. The very first time I used the command
<FLHerne> .stupid less shit
<LunchBot> "I need to make this less shit" - FLHerne, on !stupid.
<FLHerne> literally, it seems
<Deddly> Uhh
<Deddly> We do need to avoid that word in here, if we can
<Mat2ch> the bot needs a filter. That's all.
<Deddly> !nextlunch filter
<LunchBot> No lunch found matching "filter".
<Deddly> !mission filter
<LunchBot> Jeb reveals the secret of his improbable luck - a DeBroglie Filter!
<Deddly> There you go, you need a DeBroglie Filter
<Deddly> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZJtGoBHcp-reFIgdssk2VJVCqvEIklIu47w&s
<FLHerne> I removed a bit more stuff
<FLHerne> incidentally, the DeBroglie Filter as a luck device is from this very silly web serial about airships https://web.archive.org/web/20220516091744/http://airships.paulgazis.com/index.htm
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<FLHerne> !quote
<LunchBot> "Usually they are wrong either in details or in spirit, or in details *and* in spirit, but this time, I was just plain wrong. Like strawberry pizza. Or jalapeño bagels. WRONG."
<FLHerne> that one might be disturbing enough to remove :p
<Deddly> Haha
<Deddly> OK I'll try again. If it swears, FLHerne is banned until he eats strawberry pizza followed by jalapeño bagels.
<Deddly> !quote
<LunchBot> "That’s what the universal engine in the microchip made possible; you could hide the equations that calculated the collision and let the consumer enjoy the bang."
<FLHerne> well, that's KSP right there
<Deddly> True
<FLHerne> (the quote is about Elite I think)
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<Deddly> Guest75614, you shall forever live on in our hearts.
<Deddly> I wonder whatever happened to APlayer
<raptop> !quote ozone
<LunchBot> <electrokitty> Lol, I just checked my local-ish tiny one and they boast on the website about being covid safe because they pump the room full of ozone o_o.
<raptop> hrm, not what I was aiming for, but eh
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