09:35 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

09:35 <LunchBot> You witness a rather disturbing incident involving an eggplant and a balloon. The market in raw materials crashes. Both in the sense that the supply causes a drop in prices, and the sense that the market is like 20 miles above the mantle and you just removed the crust supporting it.

09:36 <Eddi|zuHause> the eggplant and balloon mining operation?

09:37 <sandbox> aubergine

09:41 <Eddi|zuHause> not to be confused with the augerbine

12:56 <Mat2ch> !mission

12:56 <LunchBot> You design a ship with an engine clipped inside another engine to take advantage of the Cuddow Effect. A fuzzy, six-legged lie detector would like to know why you did that.

12:57 <Mat2ch> uh, are those cuddows from a commic caled "Drive"? Because then I fear for my life.

13:00 <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ILrEh4W1Y

13:00 <darsie> The Final Update? Kerbal Space Program 2 version 0.2.2 Released!

14:52 <Eddi|zuHause> that's still no official announcement for anything, though.

15:01 <Mat2ch> nope

15:03 <darsie> !topic Kerbal Space Program 2 version 0.2.2 Released!

15:04 <Althego> what

15:04 <Althego> did they release something?

15:04 <Althego> will this be the last release?

15:04 <darsie> We'll get a new version once the Dyson Sphere is complete.

15:05 <Mat2ch> no, just a patch a few days ago. Nothing special

15:06 <Mat2ch> Next week is end of June and we might get more informations

15:10 <Mat2ch> Let's face it. KSP2 is dead. Even if the resurrect it will take a lot of energy to convince players that it's not dead. And lots of money to do serious changes.

15:10 <Mat2ch> *Even if they

15:14 <Eddi|zuHause> probably need to start from scratch anyway, because of all the lost institutional knowledge from the developers that left

15:15 <Mat2ch> It's based on an old version of KSP1. With all of its limitations.

15:27 <Deddly> !nextlunch

15:27 <LunchBot> Collops.

15:28 <Deddly> Accompanied with...

15:28 <Deddly> !nextlunch

15:28 <LunchBot> Weirdly tasteless palm oil flapjack.

15:28 <Deddly> Well, that's an unusual combination for sure. I feel like it needs some vegetables or something

15:28 <Deddly> !nextlunch

15:28 <LunchBot> Energy drinks and shrimp.

15:29 <Eddi|zuHause> probably not harmful :p

15:29 <Deddly> OK. Callops with tasteless palm-oil flapjack and topped with Red Bull and prawns.

17:04 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

17:04 <LunchBot> You build O'Neill cylinders. There has to be blood. There always has to be blood. What is the point if there is no blood?

17:59 <sandbox> !mission

17:59 <LunchBot> You attempt a tramsformation. But you forget that you are not a drill instructor, and the local municipality has defunded public transportation for decades. This is entirely too much cheese.

18:01 <FLHerne> .mission add You can trace your ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, your family pride is something inconceivable. You can’t help it.

18:01 <LunchBot> Added mission: You can trace your ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, your family pride is something inconceivable. You can’t help it.

18:04 <FLHerne> .stupid psy-tech

18:04 <LunchBot> <ma5ter> You electronics, and do not know about the psy-technologies do not tell me, because most of the civilized countries in the world possess the technology and the progress is very obvious.

18:05 <FLHerne> source of the complete gibberish

18:06 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: re. Drive, yes

18:07 <FLHerne> Today

18:07 <FLHerne> *Today's lunches seem decidedly odd

18:09 <Mat2ch> FLHerne: I better run now.

18:09 <FLHerne> It does blow up a large part of the Continuum fleet, yes

18:49 <raptop> 13:04:57 < LunchBot> You build O'Neill cylinders. There has to be blood. There always has to be blood. What is the point if there is no blood? <-- [insert gundam joke here]

20:16 <FLHerne> .outcome add first place, this is an extremely difficult, not to say dangerous, thing to attempt; and, in the second, it’s suicide, and suicide is a capital offence.

20:16 <LunchBot> Added outcome: first place, this is an extremely difficult, not to say dangerous, thing to attempt; and, in the second, it’s suicide, and suicide is a capital offence.

20:16 <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/first/In the first/

20:16 <LunchBot> New text is: In the first place, this is an extremely difficult, not to say dangerous, thing to attempt; and, in the second, it’s suicide, and suicide is a capital offence.

20:25 <xxcoder> death punishment for suicide attempt

21:26 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

21:26 <LunchBot> You try to build a stealth battlecruiser. The time warp is cancelled.

21:26 <Eddi|zuHause> time warp not compatible with stealth.

21:27 <xxcoder> doh

21:52 <raptop> What would you even do with a battlecruiser in KSP?

21:53 <sandbox> cruise

21:53 <raptop> It's not like there are a bunch of imperial german navy cruisers/commerce raiders running around

21:53 <Pinkbeast> Well, there's all those weapon mods

21:53 <raptop> Anyway, Ultimate Admiral:Dreadnaughts exists

22:20 <raptop> !mission add You halt the flow of time so your orbital dynamics problems become much more tractable orbital statics problems.

22:20 <LunchBot> Added mission: You halt the flow of time so your orbital dynamics problems become much more tractable orbital statics problems.

22:21 <raptop> !outcome add You become Agent 747's next victim.

22:21 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You become Agent 747's next victim.

22:28 <raptop> !mission

22:28 <LunchBot> Your mother said "to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom." The result of your actions is later called "The Great Kesslerization".

22:47 <Eddi|zuHause> i think your mom was probably right