UmbralRaptor changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> … one of the other grad students just compared me to nomal O_o | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
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<whitequark> Ellied: will it be in javascript
<kmath> <taviso> Remotely Exploitable Type Confusion in Windows 8, 10, Windows Server and more found by @natashenka and me https://t.co/nSWavpgMDM
<whitequark> > bofh453: "let's hook output from a VFS minifilter DIRECTLY INTO A JS INTERPRETER RUNNING AS NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM" ~ Microsoft, APPARENTLY.
<Soozee> <hint>:1:106:
<Soozee> lexical error in string/character literal at character 'S'
<whitequark> HAHAHAHAHAH
* UmbralRaptor seems to recall that Soozee has a Haskell interpreter?
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<UmbralRaptor> bleah
* UmbralRaptor needs more downtime.
<Ellied> whitequark: worse, MATLAB
<Ellied> The Physicist's JavaScript
<UmbralRaptor> Is the MATLAB doing data processing, or talking to hardware?
<Ellied> both.
<Ellied> and technically it's Octave, which makes it better in some ways and worse in others.
* UmbralRaptor meeps.
<UmbralRaptor> Uh, depending on the degree of hardware control.
<Ellied> Octave has a nice enough package for serial access.
<Ellied> one of the grad students spent the last year or so writing an SPI library for Octave (with RPi stuff in mind) so we have that now
<Ellied> You have to learn MATLAB as part of the physics curriculum here, but I've taken to doing everything in Python unless I'm told explicitly that it has to be done in MATLAB, and have done a surprising number of assignments that way
<Ellied> I'm exaggerating, I don't actually hate MATLAB. At least not as much as I hate JavaScript.
<Ellied> The whole "interpreted, readable code that does fast matrix operations" thing is pretty cool.
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor an udev-named death ␆
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a vorpal birb which vaguely resembles a LED
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Iskierka
* Qboid gives Iskierka a capacitive distribution
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<egg|wfh|egg> keyboard should arrive today
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<egg|work|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a fermium ristretto
<egg|work|egg> fermium in a coffee sounds like a bad idea
<bofh> tasty
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<egg|work|egg> !wpn Thomas
* Qboid gives Thomas a boron homomorphism
<egg|work|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a fluorinated californium Hamiltonian
<Thomas> !wpn egg|work|egg
* Qboid gives egg|work|egg a europium cardinal
<bofh> huh, α emitter w/a halflife of 100.5 days. prolly not agood idea to drink, in retrospect.
<egg|work|egg> "few people come in contact with fermium" I guess it's not a common additive in coffee then :-p
<egg|work|egg> also, I haz a pretty Spitzer keyboard \o/
<bofh> nice. pic?
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<egg|work|egg_> bofh: sure, give me a moment
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<bofh> oh wow. where'd you get that from?
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<egg|work|egg> bofh: http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/
<bofh> while awesome, that is too far out of my price range sadly
<SnoopJeDi> the price for a keycap set is...reasonable
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<egg|afk|egg> SnoopJeDi: bofh: yeah, part of the thing with the price of the keyboard itself vs. just the caps is the switches, and then there's the fact that it's a fairly complex object, probably at low production volumes
<Qboid> egg|afk|egg: Pap left a message for you in #RO [09.05.2017 14:39:10]: "If there was something in orbit of the Moon, would it stay there forever because there is no atmospheric drag, or would the orbit still decay?"
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<egg> !seen *raptor
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<Qboid> egg: I last saw UmbralRaptor on [09.05.2017 17:28:21] in #kspunofficial saying: "https://twitter.com/VelvetWarms/status/861981977175609346 ← I now have this mental image of Ellied messing with makeup while her code is compiling. "
<kmath> <VelvetWarms> I actually don't understand why people say certain makeup looks aren't an "everyday look", might not be an everyday look for YOU
<UmbralRaptor> Stealth Raptor
<UmbralRaptor> Or not
<egg> UmbralRaptor: well that's a greening makeup I guess
<UmbralRaptor> We could check with a spectrometer.
<egg> s/soh/so h
<Qboid> egg meant to say: UmbralRaptor: also https://goo.gl/photos/GNvSsfyegwrdi1ux5
<UmbralRaptor> IRAC!
<egg> IRAC?
<Qboid> egg: [IRAC] => Infra Red Array Camera
<egg> UmbralRaptor: just noticed the pic was upside-down, should be fixed if you refresh
* UmbralRaptor flips egg
<egg> press "galactic core" to continue
<kmath> <ObservatoryCats> Good morning. https://t.co/obuFvesODz
<UmbralRaptor> cat does not appear to be enjoying the morning.
<SnoopJeDi> egg, considering the price of the keycaps and the price of the full-kebab, it seems like they have a pretty good pricepoint for MX. Difficult to say without knowing the quality vs. other industry players
<UmbralRaptor> mmm… kebab…
<egg> SnoopJeDi: yeah, pricing for a keyboard with cherry MX tends to be at least 100 USD
<egg> SnoopJeDi: also you clearly should get a keyboard with a picture of a kebab
<SnoopJeDi> seems like a bad idea for someone who struggles with weight control :P
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a simple missile
<egg> !wpn SnoopJeDi
* Qboid gives SnoopJeDi a ſtabber
<SnoopJeDi> The long ſ was a discussion topic at friday's happy hour!
* UmbralRaptor feels like literally the only person not struggling with weight issues. o_O
<SnoopJeDi> A dutch colleague asked if anyone would like to play Scrabble on the bar's board and word games are something to which I never say no
<SnoopJeDi> UmbralRaptor, considering the data in the US, that's closer to the truth than is comfortable
<SnoopJeDi> Data is my saving grace though \o/
<UmbralRaptor> \o/
* SnoopJeDi glances at unfinished random-walk simulator
<egg> UmbralRaptor: nah, I'm fine too
<SnoopJeDi> I stumbled on https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4135489/ during a literature review and absolutely hate the Excel spreadsheet included, so I wrote my own
<UmbralRaptor> SnoopJeDi: hah
<egg> UmbralRaptor: but then again I'm an egg
<SnoopJeDi> I've been considering doing some DFT analysis on my weight history, the last year has some serious periodic components
<UmbralRaptor> DFT sounds like a quantum mechanics/materials science thing.
<UmbralRaptor> Fourier transforms!
<egg> SnoopJeDi: ſtabbity units
<SnoopJeDi> hah well it could also be discrete field theory, so that's fair
<egg> !wa 160 lb in kg
<Qboid> egg: convert 160 lb (pounds) to kilograms: 72.57 kg (kilograms)
<SnoopJeDi> egg, I'm perpetually flummoxed by the inability of SI zealots to hold the numbers 2.2 and 2.54 in their heads
<egg> !wa 160 lb in stones
<Qboid> egg: convert 160 lb (pounds) to stone: 11.43 stone
<SnoopJeDi> (and moreso by the hilarious proposition that any system of units is not terrible)
<UmbralRaptor> egg: force is closer to the instrumentation, and is independent of how you model the earth.
<egg> !wa 160 lbf in N
<Qboid> egg: convert 160 lbf (pounds‐force) to newtons: 711.7 N (newtons)
<SnoopJeDi> at any rate, the units are irrelevant for the data I actually care about, I could easily show the same trend in a.u. :P
<UmbralRaptor> !wa 66.2 kgf in N
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: convert 66.2 kgf (kilograms‐force) to newtons: 649.2 N (newtons)
<SnoopJeDi> Although then I'd lose the ability to compare the trend against dietary intake
* UmbralRaptor is going to have to claim he weighs 650 Newtons now.
* egg is unsure how much he weighs
<egg> !wa mass of a goose egg
<Qboid> egg: goose | 1 goose, egg | 1 egg | mass: goose | 1 goose | 1.4 kg (kilograms), egg | 1 egg | 35 grams
<egg> ... no
<UmbralRaptor> !wa mass of robin egg
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: American robin | egg weight: 6.7 grams
* UmbralRaptor ignores that there are multiple robin species.
<egg> SnoopJeDi: were I to bother to remember those strange constants, I most certainly can't do those multiplications in less than a few minutes, I'm a mathematician >_>
* egg remembers his birthdate and is constantly incapable of deriving his age from the date
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<egg|nomz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a Paschen sabot
<UmbralRaptor> Emission line shoe!
<SnoopJeDi> I usually just truncate 2.2 to 2 when I'm comparing lb and kg for a mental estimate (and generally have a calculator nearby anyway)
<SnoopJeDi> It's no skin off my back if people would prefer to pay much more money for tubestock and the like, though :P
<egg|nomz|egg> tubestock?
* egg|nomz|egg is eggstremely confused
<egg|nomz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a power europium circle
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<SnoopJeDi> "stock" is kind of a catchall for raw machining materials, tubestock is tube you can order in quantity
<SnoopJeDi> generally sold as dimensioned in imperial units (above a certain size)
<SnoopJeDi> so if you want an X mm pipe and the dimension is not absolutely mission-critical (and you want it to be in the raw material instead of machined to that dimension), you're gonna pay out the nose for it
<SnoopJeDi> vs. being able to pick up the close-but-not-exact tubing from any old supplier
<egg> !wpn
* Qboid gives egg a numerical magma
<bofh> SnoopJeDi: never said it was overpriced, just that it's too high for my price point :P
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: Density Functional Theory? :P
<bofh> err, once again had the screen several pages up in backlog, yaey
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, I know that feeling, although I'm very tempted to buy a second MX after diving into my first some time ago >_>
<SnoopJeDi> Snagged a Corsair K70 for $70 or so and reaaaally like it
<egg> UmbralRaptor: should I stare at some things in the sky once the sun sets
<egg> sky should be clear
<bofh> " Tunnel at plutonium uranium extraction plant collapses in Hanford" cool
<kmath> <johnregehr> when there's a moth up at the ceiling the cat comes and cries until I hold him up there so he can swat it https://t.co/VAPea6orCs
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<bofh> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_ZTZ6tUwAAutft.jpg interesting variation on an etherkiller
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<kmath> <johnregehr> SPRING https://t.co/ApOVuXjD1y
<kmath> <johnregehr> @daniel_bilar @moyix it sounds like you're telling me that this is the bicategory with anafunctors as morphisms https://t.co/8bR4H1kBNd
<kmath> <johnregehr> Current status https://t.co/QDrnhSWyGP
<kmath> <johnregehr> This was a kitten like five weeks ago https://t.co/QAAAm3M9eL
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<kmath> <johnregehr> https://t.co/VynEnymdGA
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<Iskierka> In prey you have a soldering iron in your room that looks like a lightsaber
<Iskierka> I am very disappointed you can't use it
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a floating point life/analemma hybrid
<SnoopJeDi> I hear it's a pretty okay game, if I had the rupees to spare I'd get it
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a Schwarz praesiodymium factor
<whitequark> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a 50Ω †
<UmbralRaptor> AAAAAA
<UmbralRaptor> Okay, that talk is done.
<UmbralRaptor> Now to be a bad teacher?
<UmbralRaptor> bofh: yep, density functional theory.
<bofh> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a monopolar mandelbrofl
<UmbralRaptor> SnoopJeDi: didn't Prey come out in 2011 or something?
<SnoopJeDi> There was a game by that name around then yea, but it's unrelated except in name
<SnoopJeDi> There was a Prey 2 in development hell, which got canned, and the IP transferred hands and they decided to keep the Prey name but nothing else
<SnoopJeDi> (which is funny, because Prey itself was in some sort of development hell since basically the 90s)
<SnoopJeDi> the original design docs for portals and blah blah were in the glory days of 3DRealms IIRC
<SnoopJeDi> (game industry history is neato)
<Iskierka> they sorta kept some conceptual stuff of the original prey with the aliens and weird stuff in a space station, but it wasn't that popular and a sequel would probably be weird, even though the idea would do well
<SnoopJeDi> yea only the faintest whiff of any relation can be had
<SnoopJeDi> looks like a cool game though
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<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a radon histomorphism
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a Ландау tetrode with an equivalence attachment
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a flipped check which strongly resembles a paywall
<UmbralRaptor> uh
<egg> um
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a phase-locked cat which vaguely resembles a heptagon
<egg> kitty
<kmath> <ObservatoryCats> Have Leo with his 6σ fluffy tail. https://t.co/Bh91vHNc2v
<UmbralRaptor> cat
<SnoopJeDi> ?
<UmbralRaptor> ??
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a pre-order polytrope
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a horizontally-polarised faithful inductor
<UmbralRaptor> !choose grade|eat
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Your options are: grade, eat. My choice: grade
<UmbralRaptor> ;choose grade|eat
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: grade
<UmbralRaptor> …
<egg> UmbralRaptor: grade the papers based on how they taste
<soundnfury> gotta eat to live, gotta grade to eat
<egg> gotta live to grade
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
<soundnfury> egg: I'm pretty sure an Expert System could grade papers without being alive :P
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a toasted partisan
<soundnfury> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a planar graviton rotor
* UmbralRaptor eats the partisan.
<UmbralRaptor> Stabby!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a Александров hydra
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn soundnfury
* Qboid gives soundnfury a supercritical Ꙭ
<soundnfury> !u Ꙭ
<Qboid> U+A66C CYRILLIC CAPITAL LETTER DOUBLE MONOCULAR O (Ꙭ)
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