egg|nomz|egg changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
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<kmath_> <Samcornwell> Most creative capture of the Jupiter/Mars conjunction I've seen, by @DanielMonk91-https://t.co/tEJMsNR3zH https://t.co/lENKG2zcUZ
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<UmbralRaptor> ExoPAG status: meetings that are annoying to sit through. And yet I wish more politics could be like it.
<egg> exopag?
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a Молния warhead
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<soundnfury> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a rhodium tressym
<egg|zzz|egg> wait, who put a warhead on a Молния
* UmbralRaptor watches the warhead execute a 12 hour high inclination orbit.
<soundnfury> you need three, so you can ensure there is always a bomb above the U.S. ready to EMP them?
<UmbralRaptor> Yes
<kmath_> <PlanetaryGao> eh it’s not that cold
<soundnfury> kmath_: s/eh (.*)/\1, eh?/
<Qboid> soundnfury thinks kmath_ meant to say: <PlanetaryGao> \1, eh?
<soundnfury> wot no backreferences? :(
<egg|zzz|egg> soundnfury: s/.*( back.*) .*/I don't know Qboid's syntax for $1/
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg thinks soundnfury meant to say: I don't know Qboid's syntax for backreferences?
<soundnfury> ewww, what kind of crazy regexes is that?
<egg|zzz|egg> .NET
<soundnfury> ewww
<egg|zzz|egg> [,\(][ \r\n]* std::vector(?'open'<)(?(open)((?'open'<)|(?'-open'>)|[^<>]))+(?(open)(?!))[^\&<>]*[,\)]
* soundnfury nods and backreferences away slowly
<UmbralRaptor> eek
<UmbralRaptor> "I know, I'll eliminate 96% of a range traversed in one part of a nested loop!"
<egg|zzz|egg> meow
<UmbralRaptor> Profiler shows ~0.15% reduction in number of function calls, and wall clock time remains within margin of error.
* UmbralRaptor pets the <egg|cat|egg>
* egg|zzz|egg purrs
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<kmath_> <Aweeaconwan> this year i should start scheduling my mental breakdowns so they don’t interfere with my grind
<kmath_> <vmbrasseur> I have never seen "pluperfect subjunctive" used as a punchline before, but this one killed me. /ht @hobbified https://t.co/IGUcwIlApk
<UmbralRaptor> (celti said that in irc.mware.ca, channel #sporks)
<bofh> https://twitter.com/Aweeaconwan/status/947988029603328000 <- I mean I kindasorta used to do exactly this.
<kmath_> <Aweeaconwan> this year i should start scheduling my mental breakdowns so they don’t interfere with my grind
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<egg|cell|egg> !Wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a neptunium torus
<whitequark> !wpn egg|cell|egg
* Qboid gives egg|cell|egg an avalanche pilum
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<kmath_> <jimtankersley> "Your first sentence should be a question," our moderator tells the audience, "and you shouldn't have a second sent… https://t.co/mbrlEHhnpc
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<kmath_> <kevinschawinski> ZRH🛫JFK🛫DCA for #aas231
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<egg|work|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a Schmidt-Cassegrain lamp
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<kmath_> <ftrain> I appreciate the way @firefox lets you do command-line screenshotting and cookies just work (i.e. "./firefox -scree… https://t.co/eQXvkYca9N
<AASRaptor> I want a spectroscopy version of this. >_> https://twitter.com/angew_chem/status/949253239630942208
<kmath_> <angew_chem> Taking Photochromism beyond Visible: Direct One-Photon NIR Photoswitches Operating in the Biological Window (Hecht)… https://t.co/dzPbGG7Mzy
<AASRaptor> *this image.
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<bofh> !u ツ
<Qboid> U+30C4 KATAKANA LETTER TU (ツ)
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<awang> !wpn -add:adj secure
<Qboid> awang: Adjective added!
<awang> !wpn -add:adj insecure
<Qboid> awang: Adjective added!
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<awang> !wpn -add:wpn log
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a helical inexplicable popup that didn't used to be there and doesn't do what it used to with an etalon attachment
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a technetium deadlock which strongly resembles a maser
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn cats
* Qboid gives cats an electroweak vertical (with ground plane)
<whitequark> >inexplicable popup that didn't used to be there and doesn't do what it used to
<awang> "popup that didn't used to be there and
<awang> doesn't do what it used to"
<awang> Dangit iterm
<awang> I was going to ask the background for that particular weapon was
<awang> Also, not reading scrollback closely enough and seeing that the weapon has already been quoted
* egg|zzz|egg stabs msbuild
<egg|zzz|egg> whitequark: any cat news?
<whitequark> just as bad
<egg|zzz|egg> :-/
<whitequark> well, порошок became smarter. now he can open the latch on the windows as well as the door with the cat door
<whitequark> which means that he can no longer be locked in if necessary
<egg|zzz|egg> argh
<egg|zzz|egg> the cat door?
<egg|zzz|egg> can he jump-open the door like котя?
<whitequark> no, he usually opens it from the other side
<whitequark> i.e. the side the door opens towards
<whitequark> so, just using paws
<whitequark> if we're talking about the side the door opens from, then he just goes to the other side of the room, gets up to speed, and rams it with his head
<egg|zzz|egg> ...
<soundnfury> seen on the Internet: "arguing about Hegel has little caloric value" -- jwz
<kmath_> <volatile_void> https://t.co/gvGaWeO79C
<egg|zzz|egg> (catthread even)
<kmath_> <volatile_void> https://t.co/XXWWu3oOR8
<soundnfury> damn I forgot how good Slate Star Codex is, there goes my next three hours and my ability to get up tomorrow morning…
<kmath_> <hirojin> @volatile_void get on cat's level both, for better life, and better picture
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