egg|nomz|egg changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
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<SilverFox> if something is of all numbers, all sizes, is it of size zero, or non-zero, because it contains zero?
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<SilverFox> like some quantum shit
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<bofh> ESPRESSO?
<Qboid> bofh: [ESPRESSO] => Echelle SPectrograph for Rocky Exoplanet and Stable Spectroscopic Observations
<UmbralRaptor> Please do not add hazelnuts to ESPRESSO
<SilverFox> hazelnuts?
<SilverFox> would've been clever if that was a thing
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: b-but café noisette is tasty!
<UmbralRaptor> heh
<B787_300> High Altitude Zenith Experiment Looking for NeUtrion sTaRs? HAZELNUTS
<B787_300> if there is one thing working in aerospace and the USAF is good for is figuring out how to make acronyms that kinda work to make the word you want happen
<B787_300> s/Altitude/Accuracy
<Qboid> B787_300 meant to say: High Accuracy Zenith Experiment Looking for NeUtrion sTaRs? HAZELNUTS
<B787_300> s/NeUtrion sTaRs/NeUTron Stars
<Qboid> B787_300 meant to say: High Altitude Zenith Experiment Looking for NeUTron Stars? HAZELNUTS
<B787_300> ack...
<B787_300> High Accuracy Zenith Experiment Looking for NeUTron Stars? HAZELNUTS
<B787_300> now can we add HAZELNUTS to ESPRESSO?
<B787_300> UmbralRaptor: ^?
<UmbralRaptor> heh
<UmbralRaptor> Unfortunately, probably not.
<UmbralRaptor> High Accuracy Zenith Experiment in particular sounds very HEP
<B787_300> HEP?
<B787_300> also it is hard thinking a Z word that is astronomy related
<B787_300> s/thinking/finding
<Qboid> B787_300 meant to say: also it is hard finding a Z word that is astronomy related
<UmbralRaptor> !acr -add:HEP High Energy Physics
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: I added the explanation for this acronym.
<B787_300> well at first i was trying to get something with Neutrinos to work
<UmbralRaptor> fair
<B787_300> hence my misspelling of neutron
<UmbralRaptor> High Amplitude Zeeman Experiment Locating NUclear STellar remnants
<UmbralRaptor> hrm. Close.
<B787_300> need to get rid of that R
<B787_300> High Amplitude Zeeman Experiment Locating NUclear Supernova Trails?
<B787_300> nope that doesnt work
<B787_300> the T and S are transposed
<UmbralRaptor> High Amplitude Zeeman Experiment Locating NUclear Transit Systems
<UmbralRaptor> Now if only that meant anything
<SilverFox> Hey Arnold, Zebras Eat Leaves n Trees Sometimes
<SilverFox> yall are children at this
<B787_300> hey to a person who doesnt know anything ours sounds sciency
<UmbralRaptor> High Amplitude Zeeman Experiment Locating NUclear Transient Systems
<B787_300> what is a Zeeman Experiment
<SilverFox> why not High Altitude?
<UmbralRaptor> Yeah. An undefined experiment that uses it… somehow
<B787_300> Silver because ESPRESSO isnt a high altitude sensor
<SilverFox> just because something isn't, doesn't mean it can't
<B787_300> but we are talking about adding HAZELNUTS to ESPRESSO
<B787_300> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeman_slower now this is some Black Magic shit
<B787_300> sine a laser against some atoms in a varying magnetic field to slow them down and cool them
<B787_300> s/sine/shine
<Qboid> B787_300 meant to say: shine a laser against some atoms in a varying magnetic field to slow them down and cool them
<UmbralRaptor> !
<bofh> tbh this is fairly natural if you've ever laser-cooled Rb87 or the like.
<B787_300> bofh i havent and E&M is definitely my weaker side
<UmbralRaptor> Anyway, have a paper with absurdly impressive resolution https://www.eso.org/public/archives/releases/sciencepapers/eso1835/eso1835a.pdf
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<bofh> oeuf: today in "terrible bofh culinary concoctions that possibly should get me arrested in FR": brie & coulis de framboise
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<iximeow> !u 𒀭𒌓
<Qboid> U+1202D CUNEIFORM SIGN AN (𒀭)
<Qboid> U+12313 CUNEIFORM SIGN UD (𒌓)
<iximeow> whitequark:
<whitequark> oh
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<oeuf> whitequark: a god
<oeuf> whitequark: to whom bofh is not indebted
<whitequark> oh
<oeuf> whitequark: because there are tablets listing debts which have, in the middle of completely normal creditor, the sun god
<whitequark> oh.
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* oeuf meows at bofh and whitequark
<oeuf> bofh: "technical issue"?
<bofh> oeuf: I powered on a parking meter and it immediately booted into that, then died.
<bofh> literally just pressed power.
<oeuf> bofh: ah, you touched a computer system
<bofh> basically.
<whitequark> meow
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<egg|work|egg> whitequark: do котенька and порошок get along?
<whitequark> yeah
<egg|work|egg> yay
<UmbralRaptor> Are they learning how to solder?
<UmbralRaptor> <klange> screw my iso pdf hybrids, now *this* is a résumé https://twitter.com/davidkelliher/status/1060464990627549184
<bofh> NICE
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<egg|work|egg> !wpn regex
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<regex> I ordered an SSD yesterday, it arrives today. The wonders of Amazon.
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<oeuf> !u 🤔
<Qboid> U+1F914 THINKING FACE (🤔)
<bofh> what about THINKPIECE FACE?
<UmbralRaptor> I think that's called a NYT OpEd byline.
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<oeuf> !meow bofh
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