TheKosmonaut changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspmooders | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | Upon being elected Operator from 1:11:03AM to 1:11:19AM, GlassYuri immortalized his term with these words: “Do I have to give a fucking speech now?"
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<SilverFox>
just dreamt I went swimming with bill gates because of a teachers day thing. we went to the ocean and he would stop with his random ass mumblings, he even called the ocean "nutritious"
<SilverFox>
we were both fully clothed the entire time
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<SilverFox>
so right about now the UK is undergoing election?
<SilverFox>
TheKosmonaut, is it true that if you dont slurp your food in japan, you must think it tastes bad?
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<GlassYuri>
I'm always amazed by just how much the object your phone rests on can distort the vibration sound into something you've never heard before
<Greys>
not my phone
<Greys>
depends on materials and vibrator placement
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<GlassYuri>
well "vibrator placement" seems like something you are an expert on
<Greys>
yes well I am an engineer
<Greys>
my phone has plastic back, plastic frame, subframe design, and the vibrator is located near the center of mass; all this results in enough motion inside the device that the surface is largely isolated and the screen performs as the main sounding board
<Greys>
glass back with a metal frame will help transmit vibration directly to the surface, and moving the vibrator away from center of mass will change how effectively the screen absorbs vibration
<Greys>
subframe vs uniframe or unibody changes how much vibration is absorbed between the vibrator and the back of the phone
<Greys>
btw, iphones have uniframe, ipads have unibody
<darklight>
SF why do you think I have been talking about it :P
<Greys>
you haven't
<darklight>
I have been linking things :P
<darklight>
Also whats this sperging over comey and impeachment
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<SilverFox>
darklight, which nazi party do you think will win?
<Greys>
the mesopotamians
<SilverFox>
Greys, aliens and area 51 doesn't exist, also the 9/11 consipiracies aren't true
<SilverFox>
wanna know why?
<SilverFox>
You think trump could keep his fatass mouth shut if they were true?
<Greys>
oh I hadn't read anything since nazi party
<Greys>
SilverFox, if you were in charge of americas hypersecrets, would you tell trump/carver?
<SilverFox>
lol tru
<SilverFox>
but that's assuming i dont get fired because I dont tell trump the secrets
<Greys>
Carver also ran on a platform of "I'll reveal all the secrets" and was generaly seen as unintelligent
<darklight>
If you feel like it you can go back to talking about vibrators
<Greys>
at least carver had the balls to say "I can't reveal all the secrets because military security"
<Greys>
also, if you believe in the shadow government, the president would not be specially authorized to recieve secrets
<darklight>
It's kinda a silly term, but it's kinda obvious people with power will dig themselves into govt if they can
<SilverFox>
that's how you get bad people
<Greys>
no no, shadow government is the conspiracy theory that the government we see is literally powerless and all the decisions and actions stem from a secret government; not just "powerful people corrupt the system"
<GlassYuri>
SilverFox, did you really not fucking know which country taipei was in
<SilverFox>
yeah
<SilverFox>
fuck you too
<GlassYuri>
seriously did you grow up without ever reading a newspaper or magazine that mentioned taipei having the highest building in the world at that time
<GlassYuri>
fucking loser
<SilverFox>
it does?
<GlassYuri>
IT HAD
<darklight>
Glass to be fair, I don't know my geography either :P
<GlassYuri>
tell me without google what country has the highest building right now
<darklight>
But in my defence, I live in australia
<SilverFox>
Saudi arabia?
<GlassYuri>
...
<SilverFox>
specifically dubai?
<GlassYuri>
!!!
<darklight>
I know the building you are talking about sf
<SilverFox>
yeah
<darklight>
But isn't that UAE?
<SilverFox>
idk
<GlassYuri>
darklight, seems like you do know geography after all
<SilverFox>
United Airlines Embassy
<GlassYuri>
leave the backronyms to Greys
<darklight>
Glass, not really, ask me anything in asia or africa or south america and I'm pretty useless :P
<SilverFox>
so you're nacking my ackronym?
<SilverFox>
darklight, where's ethiopia?
<SilverFox>
Where's EGYPT?
<darklight>
I keep getting the phillipines confused with indonesia because of the due... duetur.. fuck you phillipines
<GlassYuri>
president detour
<darklight>
Egypt is on africa connected to the rest of europe
<GlassYuri>
I personally can't keep indonesia and malaysia apart
<SilverFox>
a love affair stronger than any other
<darklight>
I have a vauge idea where the countries are, but not much about cities
<darklight>
Glass the one who literally looks up to hitler for druggies
<darklight>
Ethiopia, no fucking clue
<SilverFox>
where's ecuador?
<darklight>
My only experience with ethiopia is schoolyard jokes
<SilverFox>
WHERE IS SOUTH AFRICA?
<darklight>
No idea, all I know is assange is in an embassy :P
<darklight>
Err
<SilverFox>
doesnt even know where south africa is, the pleb
<GlassYuri>
SilverFox, where is the easy sea :P
<darklight>
I know what africa is and I know of a south part of it, but the country lines aren't jumping out to me
<SilverFox>
My psychology class
<darklight>
Europe and the middle east are more fun
<SilverFox>
boobs have a j-line, butts have an s-line
<Greys>
neither of those statements are true
<Greys>
congrats, you have failed boobs'n'butts 101
<SilverFox>
rather, butts have an bASS clef-line
<Greys>
we'll keep your tuition
<SilverFox>
I'll sue you
<Greys>
our lawyers cost more than the job you were taking this for pays
<SilverFox>
I dont care how much your lawyers cost, thats on you to pay for
<Greys>
you will lose so hard that we will keep you as a slave
<darklight>
Also silverfox did you follow cassie jay at all?
<SilverFox>
who dis?
<darklight>
The red pill girl
<SilverFox>
no
<SilverFox>
havent seen the doc
<GlassYuri>
darklight, data transfer speed is irrelevant compared to the time wasted plugging the fuckers in
<darklight>
Nevermind then, she made an appearence of free to air tv, and made #theprojecttv sperg out :P
<darklight>
I haven't either
<SilverFox>
Greys, going from top to the point of meeting the body the tits make a J, the ass makes the bottom of an S-line
<Greys>
what kind of woman have you ever met where the back of her boob is behind collarbone
<GlassYuri>
why the fuck does unreal editor load like half a decade
<SilverFox>
im impressed it has the ability to load half a decade
<SilverFox>
thats a lot of stuff to load
<GlassYuri>
it's the project I made in school last week
<Greys>
angular decade
<GlassYuri>
oh right, my level had performance issues on the school computer
<Greys>
a decade ago?
<SilverFox>
sounds like you need to git gud
<Greys>
sounds like you can now ignore performance because computers are definitely better than the used to be
<SilverFox>
oh god, if may wins, UK can't git gud anymore
<Greys>
what is gud anymore in the UK
<Greys>
are people more convinced about brexit than they used to be? more convinced against it?
<SilverFox>
apparently Brexit has some significant effects on the euro
<SilverFox>
and EU
<Greys>
yea and
<SilverFox>
do we not have someone here from the UK?
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<SilverFox>
iirc there was Miranda something and VanDisaster being from the uk
<VanDisaster>
mm?
<VanDisaster>
it's all a horrible nightmare & I'm hoping to wake up one day
<SilverFox>
so are people more or against brexit?
<VanDisaster>
the papers are desperately bashing labour in the hope May will scrape through
<VanDisaster>
generally about the same, there's a sense of resignation here though
<VanDisaster>
it'll be a complete disaster, but we're pretending it's not going to be
<SilverFox>
resignation?
<SilverFox>
ah
<SilverFox>
thats pretty good
<VanDisaster>
but who knows, might have a different govt tomorrow
<VanDisaster>
but hey, still 2 years we can say "oh wow this was a terrible idea"
<darklight>
The EU are going to be cunts because if they leave and do well, other countries may follow, plus with britian gone the EU will have to bleed germany and france even more than they do :P
<darklight>
But, I'm aussie, so take things with a grain of salt
<VanDisaster>
the germans are kinda desperate for us not to go, it means france is basically in charge at that point
<SilverFox>
or they'll have to start bleeding other countries more because the amount that britain contributes is huge
<darklight>
It's not huge like germany
<darklight>
But it's still a contrubution they won't have
<Greys>
it's neat in the "this is a terrible idea" kind of way
<SilverFox>
it's neat in a "this was actually done and works and it's weird and unique" kind of way
<SilverFox>
VanDisaster, have you went out to vote yet?
<VanDisaster>
darklight, no question there. tell that to the ageing population who can't get rid of the idea of king & empire
<VanDisaster>
gonna vote in a couple of hrs
<VanDisaster>
not that itll make any difference, this seat has been with the same party since it was created
<VanDisaster>
no idea how it's going, nobody's allowed to publish opinion polls until voting finishes
<SilverFox>
apparently 46% of the US didnt vote in the last election
<VanDisaster>
weather's terrible here but there's been a lot of people registering to vote since the referendum
<Greys>
the highest turnout in the last year
<SilverFox>
now given how close the last election was, im sure that if even 1% of that unvoted group voted for a side, the results may have been different
<darklight>
Well young people don't vote
<GlassYuri>
what the fuck is taking up 7GB of ram
<darklight>
VanDisaster I think the issues most people have is "united states of europe"
<darklight>
Glass firefox
<darklight>
It always is
<GlassYuri>
unreal takes 2.5gb, firefox one, and then there's a bunch of shit that should be irrelevant
<VanDisaster>
biggest uptake of voter registrations this year is under 25s
<darklight>
I would be surprised if the 20-25 group was higger than 25-30
<darklight>
*bigger
<VanDisaster>
should be interesting to see how many actually turn up
<darklight>
Youngins usually vote left, oldies usually vote right
<VanDisaster>
just don't screw australia up, that's my escape route if the last member of my family here decides to depart in some fashion :p
<VanDisaster>
not that I *want* to get dumped in adelaide
<darklight>
That's a few thousand km away from me
<VanDisaster>
perth always struck me as a country by itself
<darklight>
Literally the other side of australia
<darklight>
Whats amusing is that with more and more people are hating both our left and right so everyone else is benefiting
<darklight>
Including one nation
<VanDisaster>
you're due a new PM about now, aren't you? been a year or so
<darklight>
HA
<darklight>
Malcom turnbull isn't popular but all labor is capable of doing is whinging
<darklight>
Our political discussion is libs: "labors worst", labor: "libs r worst", one nation: "islam is a disease"
<darklight>
One nation is kinda like ukip
<SilverFox>
I wonder how well I could run a country
<SilverFox>
Greys, you think I could do a better job than trump?
<GlassYuri>
SilverFox, watch that, then you'll know how to country
<darklight>
Also for some reason, live comey thing on tv
<SilverFox>
actually, you need to be 35+ yrs old to run in america, im in my 20's, so it'll be a while before I can run
<darklight>
Glass and then read the prince
<darklight>
SF you also need to be born in america
<darklight>
Why the fuck is this comey thing already blaming russia?
<darklight>
I thought this was comeys fucking testimony, what is this shit
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<darklight>
"The fbi is honest" hehehe
<darklight>
"Russia did it, it's all russia's fault"
<Greys>
Hyratel1, I'm reverse engineering a soundbar to see if I can disable the auto-timeout in some reasonable way; so far I've traced the power button directly into a 1cm square IC; what do you think my odds on this are?
<darklight>
ics are dark voodo though
<Greys>
also, this makes me desire to obtain a scanner type device for getting high rez imagery of circuitboards; I think a normal scanner would have trouble with the depth of circuit boards with components on them, anybody know of anything that could handle this?
<darklight>
bigclive does it with photos, not sure with what
<Greys>
yea but he's usually dealing with small boards with big traces
<darklight>
Wait, blackmail, are they talking about the piss dossier
<SilverFox>
GlassYuri, okay I watched it, now what?
<GlassYuri>
now go run some fucking country, into the ground if necessary, and don't annoy us anymore
<darklight>
Silverfox the prince only helps to keep power, you want rules for radicals if you want power
<SilverFox>
GlassYuri, I'd have the country run itself
<SilverFox>
THE COUNTRY WILL RUN ITSELF
<darklight>
And the budget will balance itself
<Greys>
ok, this image is good enough to tell that the trace does not go into the IC
<Greys>
unfortunately it goes into a big amorphous pad trace
<Greys>
and there's so many prints on this board that I really can't say what's going on with a photo twice this fidelity and resolution
<Greys>
this would potentially be easier if I had a multimeter that worked
<Greys>
so, once again the pwr pin goes directly into this IC, but it touches a resistor along the way
<Greys>
R101
<Greys>
Orum, circuit out of this soundbar I have
<Orum>
did it break? D:
<Greys>
nah, it turns itself off
<Greys>
as a feature
<Greys>
that I want to break
<Orum>
ah, fun
<Greys>
R101 goes to the big pad trace that connects with all sorts of stuff
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<Greys>
so one thought might be that PWR has to be held high to keep the device on and yellow, or any of the blues, R111, or any of the rest of this shit handles that
<Greys>
oscilliscope would be nice for this
<Orum>
you can probably get by with just a logic analyer and continuity probe, assuming it's all digital and that's the only part you care about
<Greys>
hmmm, if I'm right about that, then removing R101 would make it unable to remain on
<darklight>
I don't know what you're talking about tbh
<Greys>
triple j...
<darklight>
*tripple
<Greys>
are you sure....
<darklight>
oh ffs
<Greys>
triple is the correct spelling, I doubt this every time
<darklight>
How do I words :P
<Greys>
if you do it 90% as well as english does you'll only be wrong 50% of the time because english is stupid
<darklight>
Eh, so long as I am understood everything is fine
<darklight>
Although I'm pretty bad when rushing on my phone
<darklight>
(I'm on my phone atm)
<Greys>
apparently something happened, the whitehouse says trump isn't a liar, and mccain is being incomprehensible; during one of the rare times that I'm looking at twitter
<darklight>
Trump is at some relgiois freedom thing or something :P
<Greys>
OH THAT SOUNDS GOOD
<RandomJeb>
comey hearing
<darklight>
Comey is all "russia did it", although I'd ask for evidence
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<darklight>
Lest we run into another "weapons as mass destruction" phase
<Greys>
nobody has made a good simple edit of trump's face on this is fine dog
<RandomJeb>
I'm pretty sure I've seen some good simple edits of that on the internets
<Greys>
google don't have them
<RandomJeb>
google is too polite
<Greys>
I have safe search off
<RandomJeb>
listens to text files and doesn't even try to break into private places
<SilverFox>
Greys that's risky af
<SilverFox>
you one of them bad boys
<Greys>
pft
<Greys>
risky af is going to bing for porn some times
<RandomJeb>
google misses so many dank memes with its polite internet indexing
<RandomJeb>
bing did something to the porn searches a few months ago
<xShadowx>
mother has a girl with tay-sachs, is told kid will die by age 3, takes girl to be pumped full of drugs to produce eggs early, eggs harvested, fertilized by father, stuck into mother....thats wrong on so many levels.....
<Greys>
protip: bing only recognizes cuckery and TG themes as porn
<darklight>
On twitter when I press "show sensitive material" normally it's normal pictures of democrats
<RandomJeb>
I have never seen sensitive material hidden behind a show sensitive material twitter thing
<kmath>
YouTube - Construction with Quadrotor Teams
<xShadowx>
the cube joints, include motor + bolt + a transmissions or such to determine which bolt tightens
<xShadowx>
and itd be great for building
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<Hyratel_>
Greys, poor - it's probably firmware-defined, so you'd have to extract the ROM (unlikely) and decompile it readably (even less likely) then rewrite it to alter the timeout behavior (plauisible with readable code) and re-upload it to the micro (if you know the micro it's feasible to replace with same-model)
<Greys>
do ICs like that usually have a power-off function, or does it normally have to be implimented in the surrounding circuitry?
<Greys>
I figured there would be a... thing... somewhere... that controls power
<Greys>
if I could just prevent the IC from cutting power then something something profit
<Greys>
dark's "replace it with dumb circuits" plan seems viable
<Hyratel_>
how powerful is this soundbar
<Hyratel_>
does it have any other useful functions that you want to retain
<Hyratel_>
what kind of timeout does it have anyway
<Greys>
I want to use it as my desk speaker system, but the sleep takes like ten seconds to come out of so I stopped using it
<Hyratel_>
ew
<Greys>
when there is no sound on the input for an extended period, maybe 30 minutes or so, it goes to sleep, it will automatically turn back on when input resumes, but it takes so long
<teabot>
Automateacally.
<Greys>
it has several modes for equalization, but I usually use the one that has the least impact
<Greys>
the biggest deal of building a replacement driver system would definitely be that it has 3 pairs of speakers for different ranges
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<Greys>
4 of them are the same speaker so I assume that's just about giving them less to do
<Greys>
Hyratel_, what do you think my odds are for finding and installing drivers on the speakers that lack them
<Hyratel_>
what the fuckening
<Hyratel_>
shenanigance
<Hyratel_>
shenanigans
<Greys>
this may have been a display unit, but we took it out of stock, and the product did advertise having 6 speakers
<Hyratel_>
huh
<Hyratel_>
that's
<Hyratel_>
fishy
<Hyratel_>
the materials quality looks pretty tight
<Greys>
the funniest bit; this was our only soundbar -- ever -- that sounded good
<Hyratel_>
huh
<Greys>
well, with this revelation the thing's dead; with only 2 speakers it's not going to be as loud or as good as my current setup, only more convenient
<Greys>
salvage wise there's a bunch of good components here, but eeeeverything is SMD
<Hyratel_>
the speakers look decent
<Hyratel_>
pack them into a 10W RMS package with bluetooth or something
<Orum>
fakeTank2333 would know, he's a tank of fake
<SilverFox>
have the results of the polls come in yet?
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<SilverFox>
fucking power went out
<Greys>
congrats
<Greys>
you should justify a linode
<Greys>
for 5$ you can get 20$ free, 5$ a month, 5 months for the first 5$
<SilverFox>
cant justify it
<SilverFox>
a UPS might be okay, a small one anyways
<Greys>
I really can't imagine that 5$ a month would be so hard for you to put together
<SilverFox>
wanna know how to give a bunch of old age home people some exercise? You show them pictures of ankles
<Orum>
...I don't get it :\
<SilverFox>
cardio workout
<SilverFox>
you idjit
<Orum>
o.o?
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<Greys>
is every magic card functionally unique
<SilverFox>
welp, looks like Theresa May is winning
<RandomJeb>
she's gonna build the wall and make britland great again
<SilverFox>
the great firewall
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<fakeTank2333>
Make the Empire great again
<fakeTank2333>
MEGA
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<xShadowx>
!wa 1 usd to cad
<Qboid>
xShadowx: convert $1 (US dollar) to Canadian dollars: C$1.35 (Canadian dollars)
<SilverFox>
wait
<SilverFox>
;wa 1CAD to USD
<kmath>
SilverFox: convert C$1 (Canadian dollar) to US dollars: $0.74 (US dollars)
<SilverFox>
okay
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<SilverFox>
TheKosmonaut, where is Iojima?
<Greys>
Hyratel_, dumb question, what's the EM field of a D cell battery on a wooden desk look like
<Hyratel_>
n/a
<Hyratel_>
it is electrically static
<Hyratel_>
well, correction
<Hyratel_>
so miniscule it is lost in the noise floor
<Greys>
so there is some?
<SilverFox>
aw fuck hyratel you dun did it
<Hyratel_>
the static charge of 5v potential between the two terminals
<SilverFox>
isnt D cell 1.5V?
<Hyratel_>
... right
<Hyratel_>
1.5v
<Greys>
probably not
<Hyratel_>
brain fart
<Hyratel_>
nominally 1.5v
<SilverFox>
unless it's rechargeable, then it's 1.2V
<Greys>
so, it exists, but not really
<Greys>
SilverFox, also unless it's shit
<Hyratel_>
can be anywhere from 1.15 at full discharge to 1.45 or so fresh from the package
<Greys>
depending on chemistry, bulk throughput, and brand quality, fresh out of package can range anywhere from ideal to entirely nothing
<Greys>
in Clive's Ah clock video he had one out of box 0v
<SilverFox>
Hyratel, would the field be caused by the amount of copper on the inside of the battery and the internal resistance or natural discharge rate?
<Greys>
the most sadest thing though; there are still zinc-carbon cells on the market
<Greys>
so, more nuanced question -- would a lipo cell, with integral protection circuitry, have substantively more EMF
<SilverFox>
so, you mean sadist, or saddest, either works sort of
<SilverFox>
Greys, why is this miniscule EMF be a big deal?
<Hyratel_>
the low power logic circuit will have a barely-higher EMF
<Hyratel_>
but really those are little more (at the low end) than a FET being fed by a Zener Diode
<Greys>
watching TXT-to-speech Emperor again, this is glory
<SilverFox>
links
<Greys>
this is what...... lady gaga... was singing about