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<SilverFox>
Greys, take that, and apply "RKO OUTTA NOWHERE" and you have a sub-par quality meme
<Greys>
you don't gotta worry silver, you've already demonstrated that you are bad at meme, I won't consult you anymore
<darklight>
Greys: You should consult ethnic kekistanis
<SilverFox>
Great, wont have to put up with your shit ability to meme
<Greys>
at least my ability to meme exists; you're just concerned with resolution
<Greys>
man, every now and then it happens that a mangaka draws a girl from an odd perspective, and they end up giving her a reasonably proportionate head for her body, in normal human terms
<Greys>
but then the face is the most disproportionate part of the figure
<darklight>
It's easy to prove climate change as compared to something like snowball earth
<darklight>
And afaik since we've started keeping records there is an upwards trend
<darklight>
But one has to be careful with hot/cold cycles
<darklight>
Also it doesn't make sense to cripple the economy over the environment, *but* technologys trend towards cleaner more efficent things is clearly a good thing :P
<darklight>
(I live in a kinda rural area and I can't imagine what it'd be like living in china with their smog)
<darklight>
So how long before the west removes kebab? Because "hurr durr mah islamophobia" isn't helping.
<darklight>
(Also no, I am not advocating death here)
<Greys>
what do kebabs have to do with islam?
<Greys>
they're turkish
<Greys>
turkey is the last remant of the roman empire
<darklight>
Greys in this case kebab is a synonym for muslim.
<Greys>
that's bullshit, stop being racist
<darklight>
They're in for big big troubles :-/
<darklight>
Muslim aint a race
<Greys>
neither is anime, what's your point
<RandomJeb>
I don't think the west will have any kind of purge
<darklight>
I just can't imagine people sitting on their thumbs for much longer, especially when the word islamophobia is mentioned *while terror attacks are happening* :P
<darklight>
RandomJeb yeah I only see large scale beatings
<RandomJeb>
western ideals are corrupting imported muslims faster than imported muslims can corrupt the west - by far
<RandomJeb>
this is a battle of corruption that will be won by iphones, trash TV and celebrity worship
<darklight>
And all this took was the rape and murder of 4 girls iirc
<RandomJeb>
well yeah
<RandomJeb>
because we're importing them at a high rate there will be schisms
<darklight>
Like, I'm glad that australia is mostly isolated from all of this nonsense :P
<Greys>
SilverFox, add a feature to foxbot that will alert me when racism time is over
<SilverFox>
naw
<darklight>
But got damn, it's not looking like a harmonious future
<RandomJeb>
it will be, eventually
<SilverFox>
yanno
<RandomJeb>
one way or another
<SilverFox>
I dont think it will ever be
<SilverFox>
because humans are humans
<SilverFox>
and humans are assholes
<RandomJeb>
well sure, depends on how you define 'harmonious'
<SilverFox>
"living as one; together"
<Greys>
SilverFox, I just mean in this channel
<SilverFox>
Greys, still no
<RandomJeb>
yeah I doubt the entire human species will ever get together and live as one in togetherness, but I don't think you need global harmony to achieve transient local harmony
<darklight>
Greys, I'm not going to ever hurt anyone else. I'm just saying there is a problem and if it's not going to be solved then I kinda expect bashings.
<SilverFox>
if you want local harmony, come to canada
<darklight>
I'm obviously not happy about it
<RandomJeb>
I live in norway so I'm already good
<darklight>
We have an ocean which mostly protects us
<RandomJeb>
see it's already mostly harmonious, just needs a bit of integration of an unusually large immigration wave and everything is golden
<darklight>
*shrugs*, maybe I'm being a glass half empty guy atm.
<Greys>
darklight, I ain't care what your excuses are, I just don't wanna be around when it's racism time with pappy darklight and mamma jeb
<RandomJeb>
hey I think I was the first person in this channel to point out that race is a social construct, don't put me on the list
<SilverFox>
Greys, go to grammy's then
<darklight>
Greys, yeah I don't hate white or black or brown or yellow, I just think islamic culture is gross ;)
<SilverFox>
Personally with all the people dying in terrorist attacks, this is a very serious issue, and I'd go full lock-down mode
<Greys>
SilverFox, if you can provide a map to grammajiir's house I will don my red cape and surmount the wolf
<darklight>
Sf thats what I'm trying to get at
<darklight>
But that's kinda half of it
<darklight>
It seems like were giving up personal freedoms (speech/privacy), especially with the internet, but what else are we going to do otherwise
<Greys>
sometimes japan pluralizes things strangely because the concept of plurality in the language is strange
<SilverFox>
darklight, that's the route I'd go, if these attacks were on a regular basis
<darklight>
My main concern isn't terror though, islamic cultures aren't exactly paragons of progess, but whatever :P
<SilverFox>
basically, I'd follow the procedures for quarantine
* darklight
turns raciss mode off
<SilverFox>
My concern is people dying
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<SilverFox>
dont care who, but someone is dying, probably unjustly, and that's a bad
<Greys>
bad news SilverFox; everyone is always dying
<SilverFox>
yeah but if people are dying because of other people murdering them en masse, that's pretty bad
<RandomJeb>
what if they're terrible people and the ecosystem can't afford them anyway?
<SilverFox>
then they go poor
<SilverFox>
and probably commit more crimes because they're bad people
<SilverFox>
but at the same time, it's kinda sad because maybe their poorness is the reason for crime
<SilverFox>
but if not, then they are the bad
<Greys>
every day thousands of americans die from lack of food; tens of thousands die because they can't afford good food, and hundreds of thousands die because they can't get health care
<Greys>
all of these are because of other humans
<SilverFox>
yeah well your pres axed that, not my problem
<Greys>
mississauga, is that some kind of meat product?
<SilverFox>
nope, thats the main mailing center for ontario
<darklight>
Greys I'm well aware that more people die from cars than terrorism, (lately from both)!
<darklight>
But people respond to terrorism ;)
<Greys>
airplanes are 700 times safer than cars, people are terrified of plane crashes
<darklight>
Tis not my main concern though, statisically speaking
<SilverFox>
this monkey lost both it's arms, and this company built a prosthetic that works via brain waves and shit and the first thing the monkey decided to do was masturbate
<Greys>
somebody should do an analysis of the things that people are scared will kill them; and then make a statistic of how that relates to lightning strikes and shark attacks
<Greys>
"70% of the things you are afraid of are less likely than being struck by lightning"
<RandomJeb>
I like the dragon flags technique, probably wont use it myself because I use sorta similar exercises for the same muscle groups, but it seems viable
<darklight>
The thing that *really* annoys me though is instead of condemning the attack and calling them shitstains that they are, we get "hurr durr religion of peace, islamophobia, current year, horrible right wing!"
<darklight>
Islam apologia does not help :-/
<Greys>
I can plank for 15 seconds
<SilverFox>
only 15?
<Greys>
it's fuckin hard
<SilverFox>
nigga
<Greys>
I did it twice
<SilverFox>
you's weak af
<Greys>
yea probably
<Greys>
why you think I'm lookin at gyms'nshit
<RandomJeb>
what did you plank on though?
<RandomJeb>
like just the floor?
<Greys>
yes
<Greys>
SilverFox, you do it, the goal is 30 seconds
<Greys>
SilverFox, do you want to experience a gross thing?
<SilverFox>
No, that's why I havent looked in the mirror yet
<Greys>
I used to work with a drug dealer, she was a lot of fun and very smart, studying to be a psychologist, but she was on parole for marajuana, which involved random drug testing
<SilverFox>
yeah and she got fired for it, didnt she?
<SilverFox>
STILL FUCKING MOWING
<Greys>
of course she wasn't going to not smoke weed, so on the day of her drug tests she would get a bottle of gatorade, and mix it with 3 packets of jarring pectin, and drink it
<Greys>
turns out pectin induces your fat cells to absorb the marajuana indicators
<Greys>
she passed every time
<SilverFox>
sweet jesus fuck
<SilverFox>
I wonder if you can test for pectin
<Greys>
also no
<SilverFox>
you probably can
<Greys>
the guy who got fired was Ike, an indian guy, who was such a bad boss that he was probably having an affair with a previous employee despite being married to one of the pharmacists, and then he got fired for drinking on the job
<Greys>
he was only my boss because my boss got promoted and he refused to do the job he had so they put him somewhere less important than checklanes
<Greys>
but then he refused to do that job too and would spend all of his time pretending to run checklanes still
<Greys>
oh a rabbit
<Greys>
the rabbit is very confused because it's in a strange place
<Greys>
it's 8am...
<SilverFox>
8:34
<Greys>
I've been awake for like 4 hours, and I need to go to bed sometime in the next six hours to go to work in 13 hours
<Greys>
say silvia, do you remember the last soldering iron Clive recommended?
<SilverFox>
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<SilverFox>
the one with the hot tip
<Greys>
yea, I'll look it up later
<Greys>
I think he had a knockoff hakko that was servicable
<Greys>
though a decent shoddy soldering station with a hot air gun and so on would be neat
<SilverFox>
what about a soldering iron with a hot air gun on the side mounted
<Greys>
nah, you want them as separate tools
<Greys>
blender grew a new feature that really fucks with my head
<Greys>
in the UV editor, panning the viewport doesn't move the mouse
<SilverFox>
"If you leave your login info on a postit note, it's not hacking, it's natural selection"
<Greys>
legally that's not true in america
<Greys>
any unauthorized access to a system, even with valid credentials, is considered a crime
<Greys>
so say there's a company with an employee, we'll call it sircy, and the company fires sircy, but they forget to deactivate his account; he is still committing a crime if he accesses the account because he is no longer authorized
<SilverFox>
love the name btw
<Greys>
you know he'd do it
<SilverFox>
STILL MOWING
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<SilverFox>
oh shit the pitch of the motor changed
<SilverFox>
its going down
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<SilverFox>
pitched back up
<darklight>
Silverfox sneak into his house and unscrew the high speed needle a few turns
<SilverFox>
it stopped
<SilverFox>
and now the internet is shit?????
<darklight>
Yeah but doing that means it'll never run again
<Greys>
unless they fix it
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<darklight>
Greys it won't make sense though, there will be fuel inside the chamber and they'll have spark
<darklight>
But it won't start
<Greys>
yea except 2 stroke engines arre easier than the topside of a hoverbitch
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<Greys>
it's not noon yet...
<Greys>
;wa 4kg to lb
<kmath_>
Greys: convert 4 kg (kilograms) to pounds: 8.818 lb (pounds)8 pounds 13.1 ounces
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<SilverFox>
Mower is back
<darklight>
I told you to fuck with the needles :P
<darklight>
Needles are a dark art
<SilverFox>
"the software you wrote to delete our software just shit the bed and kernel panicked"
<SilverFox>
nvm, isnt a mower, it's bore people boring to plant in fibre cables
<SilverFox>
we're getting a new ISP in the area fuck yeah
<Greys>
are they good?
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<Greys>
somebody should make a mechanical keyboard with a lever operated key lock so you can scrub it without unplugging it
<SilverFox>
they arent the best, but we're limited in our options
<Greys>
who are they?
<SilverFox>
what ISPs do you guys have?
<Greys>
comcast, AT&T, not verizon, WOW, Harker-Porten, and that one with the C word about founding an institution
<SilverFox>
tell me about not verizon
<Greys>
so Verison has offered FIOS in michigan for a while, and you can sign up to recieve it; but you won't
<Greys>
I've been on the waiting list for 13 years
<Greys>
there was a similar thing in new york, the city contracted Verizon to provide FIOS to 80% of the city by some date, like 2012; and they did a bunch of installation, claimed to be done, but it's impossible to get FIOS in new york
<Greys>
tldr, verizon claims in newyork that they have installed the network, but they are not obligated or legally capable of installing into buildings without the concent of the building's owner and oversight
<Greys>
they're also unwilling to contact or be contacted by building owners
<Greys>
Wide Open West is a relatively small ISP that I believe covers mostly the south-eastern corner of the LP
<SilverFox>
the fuck is the LP
<SilverFox>
no acronyms unless previously declared
<Greys>
you'd understand if you knew what the UP is, but you refused to know that
<SilverFox>
what the fuck is UP, dude?
<Greys>
you refused to know that so whatever
<Greys>
apparently their coverage is much broader and strange than I expected
<Greys>
seems like that's their game, but they do cover a lot of urban centers in michigan
<SilverFox>
Aight perfect
<SilverFox>
do they have a decent track record?
<Greys>
their speeds aren't great and their reliability is a bit less than comcast; but the pricing is good and they have great customer service; a good company "for the parents"
<SilverFox>
yeah thats exactly this company here
<Greys>
I did hear recently that WOW offers a business plan with 600mb/s symmetric
<SilverFox>
that sounds bad
<Greys>
bad?
<Greys>
I'm getting 178:23 right now, 600:600 would be sweet
<SilverFox>
yeah usually you see gigabit nowadays, dont you?
<SilverFox>
yeah but you arent a business
<Greys>
gigabit is the realm of fiber, wow and comcast are coax
<Greys>
AT&T has fiber but their prices are nutz unless you have AT&T cell, with data, and hotspot, and a tablet, and AT&T land line and fiber, to get a huge bundle discount
<SilverFox>
yeah but you'd be paying more, wouldnt you?
<Greys>
I would, because I don't have hotspot, tablet data, or landline; and AT&T cell service would be more than virgin mobile
<SilverFox>
yeah
<SilverFox>
buying all those things is more expensive than any one of those things alone
<Greys>
yea, but I'm looking at getting a sprint contract (because sprint has the phone I want, and I would like to someday have a tablet for manga; even though it won't need data....
<Greys>
concrete evidence that somebody is dumber than silver
<SilverFox>
holy fuck, this joke they just did took 2 seasons to build up
<Greys>
?
<SilverFox>
so holy fuck here we go:
<SilverFox>
so season 1, the guys are at some tech conference for this new data compression algorithm that's lossless and fucking orgasmic, yet they think they can't do it, so they're like "we'll have to jerk off every man in that auditorium to get everyone to like it" and they fucking run with it and start doing math on how to most efficiently jerk off the 800 people in that auditorium.
<SilverFox>
they then figure out you can put dicks tip to tip and go middle-out
<SilverFox>
back and forth full stroke. This caused the CEO to come up with the Middle-Out algorithm which fucking skyrocketed the project to instantly win the competition
<SilverFox>
and this competing company has been trying to reverse engineer it the whole time
<Greys>
this show sounds really dumb, glad I can write it off
<SilverFox>
it's fucking great, fuck off
<Greys>
you're a proven bad judge of judging so ha
<SilverFox>
yeah well what if I judged you as something worth something?
<SilverFox>
HUH?!
<SilverFox>
that'd mean you're worthless
<Greys>
you have never complemented me before
<Greys>
so that's unlikely
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<darklight>
I don't think greys can be contemplated
<SilverFox>
darklight wtf are you on about
<SilverFox>
no one is contemplating Greys
<darklight>
Greys said you have not contemplated greys.
<darklight>
I must pay attention to timestamps...
<SilverFox>
no, she did not
<darklight>
"<Greys> you have never complemented me before"
<SilverFox>
mhm, that is what she said
<SilverFox>
oh shit, i got paid recently, lets go on steam
<darklight>
Basically someone made a joke about the ksp community rules
<SilverFox>
dont shit on Rent, that was a decent musical
<darklight>
"Content with no proof of concept or factual basis (e.g. "free energy" machines), conspiratorial and lacking evidence (e.g. flat Earth, Moon hoax), denial of historic events (e.g. Holocaust);"
<SilverFox>
guys
<SilverFox>
flat earth ksp mod
<darklight>
"using the holocaust as an example of a historical event?"
<darklight>
And great, now I will die from eyeball cancer
<SilverFox>
is this some deviantart shit
<darklight>
derpibooru
<SilverFox>
even worse
<darklight>
It's like the brony equivalent of (insert booru here)
<SilverFox>
yanno, anyone who can find me the self-promoting commercial from HBO Plus down in cuba that has a guy with a kinda deep voice saying "HBO Ploos" will get 20$
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<SilverFox>
oh look, icefire's back
<icefire>
;rose
<kmath_>
2 9 5 0 3
<FoxBot9000>
13
<icefire>
12
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<SilverFox>
that's right, fuck you icefire
<SilverFox>
get that shit outta here
<icefire>
time to change the rules
<icefire>
so you can take another year figuring it out
<Greys>
~sw
<FoxBot9000>
Greys: Sapir-Whorf teletype
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<Greys>
SilverFox, this does a decent job of producing science sentences, I want it to produce science words
<SilverFox>
it says it's a game or some shit, but doesnt tell you how it works
<SilverFox>
so this fuckwit here turned it into a bot function and now I get fucking pinged for it
<SilverFox>
yanno, teasing the mentally retarded is rather cruel
<SilverFox>
you should be ashamed of yourself
<icefire>
its a puzzle whats the fun in telling the answer
<darklight>
I think I googled a sequence before which didn't seem to help
<darklight>
Then I immediately stoped caring :P
<Greys>
man, this was a nicer place before icefire made everything angry
<darklight>
What about me? :P
<Greys>
you left
<icefire>
apparently SilverFox is everything now
<darklight>
But then got bored
<darklight>
Silverfox was being extremely obtuse, like 179.9999 degrees obtuse
<icefire>
;rose
<kmath_>
8 6 7 3 1
<FoxBot9000>
7
<icefire>
8
<kmath_>
icefire is correct: 8
<SilverFox>
;rose is basically guess a number between 0-20 and see if you get it right
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<icefire>
no
<SilverFox>
yeah well fuck you
<icefire>
;rose
<kmath_>
5 4 9 8 9
<FoxBot9000>
19
<SilverFox>
you know I'm bad at math
<icefire>
20
<kmath_>
icefire is correct: 20
<icefire>
its not really math
<icefire>
well I mean I guess it is
<icefire>
like first grade level math
<SilverFox>
mhmm
<SilverFox>
sure it is
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<icefire>
so still learning java, kinda like it so far
<Greys>
nobody cares
<icefire>
no operator overloading is a big killjoy and makes a lot of interfaces pretty ugly though
<Greys>
so if I'm to believe this manga, girls produce smell super hard when they work out
<icefire>
you've never been to a gym?
<SilverFox>
you give ;rose to a first grader and you know what they'll do? they'll fucking look at you funny, tell you to fuck off then go punch timmy in the face for stealing their juicebox
<icefire>
SilverFox's school history aside
<darklight>
icefire he lives in canada
<Greys>
no, he's right
<Greys>
fuckin timmy
<teabot>
Teammy.
<darklight>
They'd say sorry for looking at timmys lunchbox
<icefire>
I miss canada
<icefire>
now more than ever
<SilverFox>
why
<Greys>
trump
<darklight>
donnie tinyhands?
<icefire>
thats Supreme God Emperor Ruler The Donald™ to you buddy
<icefire>
#MAGA
<darklight>
Agent orange :3
<Greys>
I want to see txt-to-speech emperor debate with trump
<darklight>
I'm not going to go out of my way to hate trump, my main thing is that the media sucks when it comes to trump
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<Greys>
this is like, she had a shirt, they wanted more underboob, so now boob sticks out
<SilverFox>
darklight, FAKE NEWS
<darklight>
I will never ever forget jake tappers glorious sons comment
<darklight>
This timeline is very ok
<darklight>
Like we're marching full steam into getting rid of the concept of privacy and the media is autisticly screeching about two scoops trump and covfefe
<darklight>
Oh and russia and islam being a religion of peace
<SilverFox>
Trudeau is bringing in immigrants and giving them citizenship so they'll vote for him
<SilverFox>
they basically *have* to vote for him
<SilverFox>
he's secured 50k votes
<darklight>
I've heard that about the DNC and mexico as well, but that sounds just a tad too tin foil hatty for me
<G-Mobile>
"Thank you for choosing a .CA domain for your online home. Did you know by choosing .CA you are contributing to building a better online Canada?"
<G-Mobile>
Thats some canadasumption
<SilverFox>
who else are they going to vote for? the opposing party that wants to demonize/kick them out?
<SilverFox>
well, .ca is for canadian domains
<darklight>
Greys, doesn't say "sorry", tis obviously not canadian
<kmath>
YouTube - She Wants Revenge - These Things
<Greys>
where's supernovy to translate rusky when you need him
<SilverFox>
so this company's gonna get bought out, and currently going to get bought out for 1 mill, then, in the last 30 minutes, another company calls and bets 1,000,001$
<Greys>
bets?
<SilverFox>
yeah it was an open auction
<Greys>
bids
<SilverFox>
yeah
<Greys>
this bitch eats 4500 calories for diner
<SilverFox>
dinner, yeah
<Greys>
maybe in soviet kermudistanada
<SilverFox>
naw, a diner is an american thing in a place you eat, what they serve is dinner
<kmath>
YouTube - Jet Set Radio Future - Shape Da Future
<SilverFox>
how long have you been up for? 15 hours?
<Greys>
;c 6+12-4
<kmath>
Greys: 14.0
<SilverFox>
now, since you're in your 30's, you should be getting 8 hours of sleep everyday, also, to further maintain your health I suggest doing light cardio everyday for at least half hour every day
<SilverFox>
thusly, you are 5 minutes behind optimal, and you have 12 donuts left, but it's a tuesday, what do you do?
<SilverFox>
Now lemme tell you why if you do something late, you're actually doing it earlier
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<SilverFox>
you see, if you put time on a number line, you'll see that the timestamp for tomorrow is greater than the timestamp for today
<Greys>
what's tomorrow matter?
<Greys>
I go to work in 2.5 hours
<SilverFox>
now in most sports, you are ahead if you have more points
<Greys>
3.5?
<SilverFox>
so, thusly, by doing the thing tomorrow instead of today, you are actually ahead
<SilverFox>
now, Greys, I have a business proposition for you
<SilverFox>
yanno, there's an energy crisis or some shit
<SilverFox>
so here's what we do; we pull energy from the fucking future
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<SilverFox>
we'll have that shit sorted out by then and have fucktonnes of power there, so we just hook that up here and now, and we wont have to worry about it
<SilverFox>
even better, we're always stuck in the present and the future is never here, so we're drawing power from motherfucking infinity
<SilverFox>
truly unlimited power
<Greys>
yea yea, zpms, got it, stargate patented that
<SilverFox>
so you're telling me some negroid from planet x came up with this first?