<packbart>
it's those Falk maps with patented unfold-once technology
<packbart>
raptop: maybe. what events does a finnish childrens book publisher trigger in general?
<raptop>
packbart: A CK-class restructuring event, where everyone becomes a moomin?
<packbart>
bing would like to know if I meant "Warwick Events", "Your sustainable event partner"
<raptop>
...
* raptop
flips sign. Zero [0] days since I have confused Sweden and Finland
<packbart>
"I can see both Boeing and Bechtel hoping for a Wickwick event before the SLS clears the tower. The pork would reach monumental proportions!"
<LunchBot>
You attempt to sue Jebediah Kerman. The Kraken dines on your vessel.
<packbart>
Jeb got some tough lawyers
<packbart>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Goliath National Products has contracted you to develop the world's first orbit-capable, man-rated, slingshot launcher! Suddenly, you discover all your kerbals are BadS.
<packbart>
well, then. we've got a full crew
<FLHerne>
raptop: AIUI, the Wickwick event is a SLS failure of significant magnitude to result in its cancellation
<FLHerne>
which is a thing I've publically wished for for a couple of years, so I find it amusing that it has a name now
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<raptop>
FLHerne: I'm concerned that the only way that can happen is if it kills a couple of senators
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<packbart>
nah, they've got enough of those
<packbart>
launch pads are rare goods
<packbart>
(so they'd rub their hands and bid for new contracts to build another one)
<funkenstein>
Introducing new and improved SunGrabbers, for grabbing your HOT, HOT Sun!
<funkenstein>
i HOPE THERE'S ENOUGH SNACKS FOR 3 YEARS
<funkenstein>
oh geex,m caps lock
<funkenstein>
geez*
<funkenstein>
;outcome add A rogue M comes out of nowhere, smacking into you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A rogue M comes out of nowhere, smacking into you.
<darsie>
A very light red dwarf might be 300 K on the surface.
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<darsie>
There might be life on its surface.
<darsie>
Heavier elements would sink in the hydrogen, though.
<raptop>
300 K sounds like a Y dwarf
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<Pinkbeast>
After a bunch more Elcano I've concluded Moho is a really silly shape
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<packbart>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You search for the fabled Gas Planet II. You make two important discoveries in rapid succession: Your glasses have been on the floor all this time, and that marker you've been burning along is actually the retrograde one.
<raptop>
oh no
<packbart>
sooo, with the glasses on, I see only one Gas Planet
<packbart>
retrograde orbits are the cool kids' orbits, anyway
<packbart>
prograde is such a burgeois orientation