<funkenstein>
Important information about the upcoming moon mission
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to emulate KSP using cellular automata. The UN sends you a sternly-worded letter in response.
<XXCoder>
oh boy must have lagged entire UN networking
<Althego>
heh, a backlog of videos because of sleep, but the zombie is coming in two hours
<Althego>
double speed is not enough. light speed is too slow, we have to go to ludicrous speed
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You tire of rockets, and decide to launch things into orbit with a giant gun. Your R&D department procrastinates on their simulations by playing Cookie Clicker.
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<Althego>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to distract everyone from your space program's problems by showing them pictures of your cat(s). Physics kicks you out of its house, saying "Go do whatever you want, I don't care anymore, just leave me alone!"
<XXCoder>
physics broke by cats
<XXCoder>
wow the power of...
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<FLHerne>
XXCoder: no, physical cellular automata
<XXCoder>
lol
<FLHerne>
the UN took umbrage at your continent being consumed by grey goo
<FLHerne>
and reconstructed into slightly cartoony rockets
<funkenstein>
;mission add You do the stealy on the plans.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You do the stealy on the plans.
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<funkenstein>
This does NOT work on my phone
<funkenstein>
The problem with KSP right now seems to be entirely that steam doesn't want to let me use it without internet
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<SporkWitch>
funkenstein: even if you're using the steam version, you can still just launch the KSP executable directly; it doesn't use DRM. Alternatively, use mobile hotspot to give a connection long enough for you to put steam into offline mode
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add Some said the world would end in fire; some said in ice. No-one predicted kittens.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Some said the world would end in fire; some said in ice. No-one predicted kittens.
<raptop>
I swear, I saw somewhere that there was a mesoamerican religion that had a bunch of world destroying events. Mostly normal ones like fires and floods, but also at least one caused by jaguars
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<FLHerne>
<php> code </php> flew on a rocket! Read error: Connection timed out.
* raptop
eyes the javascript space telescope uneasily
<Althego>
javascript web space telescope?
<raptop>
er, yes. that
<umaxtu>
Althego, part of the JWST uses javascript
<Althego>
i think i heard about that
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Wernher claims to have a plan to turn the entire astronaut complex into a rocket... You are dismayed to find the Easter egg you just discovered in KSP is only a regular scenery object.
<raptop>
!mission add You program a space telescope in javascript.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You program a space telescope in javascript.
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<FLHerne>
;mission add On your command, all ships line up and file directly *into* the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: On your command, all ships line up and file directly *into* the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.