05:16 <XXCoder> ;mission

05:16 <LunchBot> You search for the LD-50 of boosters. The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

05:16 <XXCoder> looks like my chances is low

05:17 <Althego> i didnt know kerbals was an empire

05:17 <XXCoder> me either

05:17 <raptop> I'm 95% sure that's a Star Wars quote

05:18 <Althego> ah it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIifIwVv18

05:19 <XXCoder> lol

07:03 <raptop> !mission

07:03 <LunchBot> You race the sun in an ion glider. A dog chases your rocket.

07:04 <raptop> Will the dog get tired, or the sun set first?

07:18 <XXCoder> lol

07:19 <XXCoder> ;mission

07:19 <LunchBot> You name your new vessel in the style of Iain M Banks Culture series. You spend all that remains of your budget on cleaning up the mess you made.

07:19 <XXCoder> thats expensive licensing

07:21 <raptop> To be fair, a lot of the mess was left when several ROUs arrived

07:26 <XXCoder> lol

09:18 <FLHerne> ;stupid overcaniality

09:18 <LunchBot> "One common argument against the current scientific consensus on overcaniality opines that there are numerous objects (i.e. airplanes, satellites, Oort cloud objects) that travel at or above the maximum possible velocity of a dog. However, this argument has been largely refuted in that velocity measurements of such objects did not take into account contributing factors such as orbital parallax or string theory."

14:56 <SporkWitch> i know we've all seen this one before, but probably closer to when it came out. I've had an epiphany: the delays really were all NASA's doing, too many big missions the last couple years, they insisted KSP2 be delayed :P https://xkcd.com/2204/

14:57 <SporkWitch> NASA needs to give them a moon, now, just to complete the joke... lol

14:57 <Althego> hehe

14:58 <SporkWitch> They could do it, you know. There's precedent. Lego has a star.

15:02 <sandbox> NASA moons KSP2 devs

15:05 <SporkWitch> that could work too lol

15:14 <Althego> oh no the fox arrived too soon

15:18 <umaxtu> ?

15:18 <Althego> (overlaping with the ghost)

19:01 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJP-GjxqumU

19:01 <Althego> ariane 5 launch

19:54 <XXCoder> SporkWitch: ah now I understand the push to land on moon before china now lol

19:54 <XXCoder> its so they can give moon to ksp2 devs