raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.5 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | KSP 2 Early Access Feb 24 https://tinyurl.com/ksp2earlyaccess
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<FLHerne> raptop: shouldn't have invented a product that no-one needs to buy more than one drop of
<FLHerne> standard fuels are the ultimate in planned obsolescence, one use and the customer has to come back for more
<raptop> hah
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You are tasked with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. Your rocket is struck on the launchpad by a recklessly-driven fuel truck.
* raptop claims success
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<Althego> kikkerikii
<darsie> .
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<FLHerne> ;outcome add You are jolted awake by the noise of a thousand pieces of metal smashing into the ground.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You are jolted awake by the noise of a thousand pieces of metal smashing into the ground.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You expand your rocket into a Taylor series. MechJeb takes "suicide burn" literally.
<XXCoder> oh boy
<XXCoder> infinite rockets doing suicide burns
<Althego> hehe
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<darsie> .
<NeckoGecko> No. We are better.
<packbart> !outcome better
<LunchBot> This may have been better with Godzilla.
<packbart> !outcome better
<LunchBot> Jeb chokes to death on a KitKat, but gets better.
<packbart> hm
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> as he always does
<packbart> !outcome do better
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "do better".
<packbart> !outcome add You can do better.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You can do better.
<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You land your giant transit vehicle on its nozzles on the surface of Minmus. The Mun rises above the horizon and you sail into it.
<packbart> sailing on Minmus is really the only way to travel
<Althego> the worst space pirate i have ever heard of
<packbart> Ol' Greenbeard
<packbart> Pirates of the Minmarean
<packbart> I'm done now :)
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<SporkWitch> Althego: ah, but you have heard of him :P
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You taunt DuoDex. There is a relevant xkcd made tomorrow.
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<XXCoder> !outcome add Jeb gets better again... as usual.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb gets better again... as usual.
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<FLHerne> ;mission add You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out of chocolate.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out of chocolate.
<Funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You travel 160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are stationary. Remember not to turn during booster separation!
<Funkenstein> Lol Space Oddity
<raptop> hm
<Funkenstein> ;mission add You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
<raptop> meep
<darsie> That might be an outcome.
<raptop> yeah
<SporkWitch> definitely better as outcome
<raptop> !mission del
<LunchBot> "" doesn't uniquely specify a mission, deletion failed!
<raptop> !mission del You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
<LunchBot> Deleted mission: "You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier."
<raptop> !outcome add You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> The original mission plan is unworkable. Your efforts to save Jeb exceed the bounds of reason. You are disentoweled. ( a disastrous punishment)
<raptop> !outcome fixup s/( /(/
<LunchBot> New text is: You are disentoweled. (a disastrous punishment)
<SporkWitch> it all makes sense, now, kerbals explode because they forget to bring their towels! everyone knows you should never forget your towel!
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<Funkenstein> Voon, you'd have to be very un-froody to forget your towel
<FLHerne> ;mission add You invent a rocket powered by lightning.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You invent a rocket powered by lightning.
<Funkenstein> ;outcome add Your attempts to harness the lightning fail, as it burns right through the leather.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your attempts to harness the lightning fail, as it burns right through the leather.
<raptop> Note to self: do not attempt to attach a chariot to a pair of English Electric Lightnings