<Althego>
[06:42:19] <Althego> easier to launch it than to scrap it :)
<Althego>
[06:42:37] <dbkb> launch it ouside the enviorment
<Althego>
[06:43:01] <superkuh> Then it won't matter if the front falls off.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You plug your computer into a cheap Chinese power adaptor driven by a lawnmower engine. You hear some incoherent screaming in the backround as Horatio Kerman dons their sunglasses.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i thought there was already a "front fell off" outcome
<Althego>
maybe
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome front
<LunchBot>
The front fell off.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your otters are lydian augmented. You execute a clever and highly fuel-efficient maneuver, but fail to notice your periapsis is subterranean afterwards.
<Althego>
hehe
<Eddi|zuHause>
that happened to me at least once
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<packbart>
aye. that maneuever that should have taken you on a perfect close rendezvous. why are there red flames around the capsule?
<packbart>
(well, Pe was not in the basement, just within the atmosphere)
<darsie>
.
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<Althego>
;mission add You do the Time Warp again.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You do the Time Warp again.
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<FLHerne>
1111
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Natural selection seems to work, so you build a swarm of giant Mun rovers and leave them to prey on each other. The spirit of your demolished rocket has gone to big jeb's junkyard in the sky. But it will soon be reincarnated in a VAB near you!
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add This becomes colloquially known as a "Beef Supreme."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This becomes colloquially known as a "Beef Supreme."
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Val sighs and starts unpacking the backup guillotine.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Val sighs and starts unpacking the backup guillotine.
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
what kind of situation would warrant a backup guillotine
<KrazyKrl>
one that destroys the primary guillotine.
<Althego>
but that is also pointless in any space mission
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Bill shorts out the mission computer with his unwashed mayonnaise fingers.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill shorts out the mission computer with his unwashed mayonnaise fingers.
<KrazyKrl>
why would a guillotine be pointless on a space mission? guillotining needs to happen somehow.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Bob trips the main circuit breaker while running both capsule's rotisseries simultaneously, violating established mealtime procedures.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bob trips the main circuit breaker while running both capsule's rotisseries simultaneously, violating established mealtime procedures.
<Althego>
!mission azide
<LunchBot>
You decide to use azidoazide azide as propellant.
<darsie>
.mission foof
<LunchBot>
You add FOOF to your floof.
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<FLHerne>
Althego: you can get spring-loaded guillotines
<FLHerne>
so gravity isn't required
<darsie>
I think those exist for rats etc.
<darsie>
To keep them small.
<darsie>
The guilloutines, not the rats ;).
<darsie>
-u
<FLHerne>
yes
<raptop>
!outcome add Bill doesn't so much trip the circuit breaker as trip over it in his dash to the exit.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill doesn't so much trip the circuit breaker as trip over it in his dash to the exit.
<raptop>
!outcome add Bob is thrown clear of the craft.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bob is thrown clear of the craft.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You advocate for publishing your results in a closed-access journal. Tasty.
<Mat2ch>
Yes, tasty is what the cannibals should say after you've been roasted for it.
<raptop>
something like that
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In the near future, writing no longer exists. All design information must be represented as emojis. A SQUAD employee materializes behind you.
<raptop>
...what happens next?
<Mat2ch>
😯
<raptop>
¿¡
<Mat2ch>
🤷
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build some of the Star Wars fighters in KSP. You are not brutally killed by robots.
<raptop>
The robots are correct if the fighters were supposed to fly like they're in Star Wars
<Mat2ch>
🤔
<Mat2ch>
👍
<Mat2ch>
Can I stop now?
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe i'm just brutally killed by stormtroopers instead?
<Mat2ch>
The emoji list doesn't want to load...
<darsie>
.outcome add Instead of yawing east, the rocket rolls east and pitches.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Instead of yawing east, the rocket rolls east and pitches.
<darsie>
what will kos do if the rocket can't roll?