00:28 <raptop> That... sort of works

00:32 <Pinkbeast> What possessed me to run Elcano 5, eh?

01:20 <raptop> always looking for a bigger challenge?

01:58 <FLHerne> .outcome add You use the leftover fuel to light a bonfire. Rather than igniting, the wood is scattered over a large radius.

01:58 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You use the leftover fuel to light a bonfire. Rather than igniting, the wood is scattered over a large radius.

01:58 <FLHerne> .outcome fixuo

01:58 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "fixuo ".

01:58 <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/scat/merely scat/

01:58 <LunchBot> New text is: You use the leftover fuel to light a bonfire. Rather than igniting, the wood is merely scattered over a large radius.

02:11 <raptop> Been reading incident reports again?

04:49 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

04:49 <LunchBot> You decide to bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe. You doze off and the fire runs away from you.

04:49 <Eddi|zuHause> that happens more often than you'd think

05:12 <Althego> could have run towards you, this is the better outcome

05:56 <XXCoder> yeah no fire to move the base though

05:56 <XXCoder> ;mission

05:56 <LunchBot> You launch a mission to retrieve a surface sample from Jool. You are beaten up by several ULA lobbyists in a nearby parking lot.

05:58 <Althego> hehe

05:59 <XXCoder> the contracts would be insanely profitable

05:59 <XXCoder> joob surface sample would be insane

09:17 <Mat2ch> Interesting. On the 9th will be a Rideshare mission launched by SpaceX. On board will be a satellite with a reactionless drive, called Quantum Drive.

09:18 <Mat2ch> https://news.satnews.com/2023/04/19/rogue-space-systems-first-spacecraft-ready-for-june-launch/

09:18 <Mat2ch> the drive isn't mentioned here though.

09:18 <Mat2ch> If the drive works, they are going to deorbit the satellite with it.

11:08 <FLHerne> raptop: no, I've been lighting a bonfire :p

11:10 <FLHerne> it was a bit wet, so we put three gallons of petrol, 200 litres of contaminated diesel, some tubs of cooking oil, 10 litres of old engine oil and a barrel of <unknown petrochemical substance> on it

11:11 <FLHerne> it was very lit

11:11 <FLHerne> (but didn't actually detonate)

11:12 <darsie> WTF?

11:13 <FLHerne> the nice thing of having a national bonfire day is being able to get rid of anything unwanted that's flammable

11:13 <Althego> hehe unknown petrochemical substance

11:13 <darsie> So you put it in the air that you breathe?

11:14 <darsie> savage

11:15 <darsie> Bring it to a collection site so it can be burned properly, e.g. in a cement kiln(?) with sufficient oxygen and exhaust cleaning.

11:17 <Althego> anyway at leats it was probably outside

11:17 <darsie> Electrostatic precipitator

11:17 <darsie> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrostatic_precipitator

11:18 <Althego> meanwhile stupid indonesian ghost: polishes self made plastic keycap (which was looking good), with a small drill, in a closed room, without a mask. next she knew the room was 90 deg rotated and she was on the ground

12:00 <packbart> if it brings in the views

12:08 <Althego> no, this was off stream,

13:07 <raptop> F

13:08 <Mat2ch> !mission

13:08 <LunchBot> You proudly take part in a survey about kerbal life expectancy. Jebediah has that look on his face again...

13:08 <Mat2ch> Jeb knows what's up.

16:32 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

16:32 <LunchBot> You attempt to cook some snacks using the Poodle's advertised BBQ mode. The good news is: You don't need to pay taxes as a corpse. The bad news is: You were killed so hard that you died to death, and perished.

16:33 <Eddi|zuHause> epic BBQ

16:54 <packbart> well done