03:22 <Eddi|zuHause> i've never played diablo

03:23 <Eddi|zuHause> i think in one of the harry potter movies they said something like "why do we have to follow the spiders? can't we follow the butterflies instead?" or something...

03:23 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

03:23 <LunchBot> You receive a tentacle-written note from the Kraken requesting the random detachment of 8937 control surfaces, or else. A stray booster impacts Tivec's living room.

03:39 <Eddi|zuHause> do boosters count as a control surface?

05:02 <raptop> I'm sure they do if you try hard enough

13:37 <sandbox> !mission

13:37 <LunchBot> You leave the channel right before PrefixCactus sends you a long and detailed reply. Gill falls into Eve.

13:57 <darsie> Gilly?

14:00 <Althego> bear grylls?

14:00 <Althego> .outcome add Not even the tardigrades survive.

14:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Not even the tardigrades survive.

14:01 <Eddi|zuHause> tardigrades are the new cockroaches?

14:03 <Eddi|zuHause> "i don't know with what weapons the 3rd world war will be fought with, but the 4th will be fought between cockroaches and tardigrades" :p

14:03 <Althego> hehe

14:03 <Althego> not really ,the tardigrades are much smaller

14:06 <Eddi|zuHause> the cockroaches might have an edge on the ground, because they're bigger. but the tardigrades are spacefaring.

16:53 <packbart> tardi-grade is better than military-grade

16:54 <SporkWitch> packbart: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812736295814168623/1020707159719288862/mg9p2ujwhdg41.png

16:55 <packbart> :)

16:56 <Eddi|zuHause> "military grade" means something between "overpriced" and "design by committee"

16:57 <Eddi|zuHause> it doesn't go through the same optimization processes as commercial goods which compete in a "free market"

16:57 <Eddi|zuHause> (not that that is perfect by any means)

16:58 <SporkWitch> price is mostly down to number of units expected to sell. Consumer goods can spread the R&D costs across millions of units, whereas military hardware might only be a couple hundred thousand, or fewer.

18:14 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

18:14 <LunchBot> You try to find The Awnser. On the upside, your body is able to be faxed to the morgue.

18:18 <FLHerne> apparently the Awnser is some kind of press

19:10 <Eddi|zuHause> i probably fell into an indiana jones style trap

20:47 <Mat2ch> !mission

20:47 <LunchBot> You use a bomb-pumped laser pointer to present your budget proposal. Your aerospike powered rocket becomes the largest jart on record.

20:48 <Mat2ch> Why was there an aerospike in my laser pointer?

21:39 <Az> because they didn't want ti use a NERVE ?

22:19 <Neal1> what ever happened to kmath

22:36 <Eddi|zuHause> time

23:18 <Neal1> sad

23:23 <FLHerne> last seen August 2020, although for years before that it didn't do much except post semi-relevant YouTube links

23:28 <FLHerne> .outcome add When bad things don't happen due to your hard work and diligence, instead of putting you on a pedal stool everybody says, "Huh! What a damp squid!"

23:28 <LunchBot> Added outcome: When bad things don't happen due to your hard work and diligence, instead of putting you on a pedal stool everybody says, "Huh! What a damp squid!"

23:58 <Pinkbeast> Do you perhaps mean "pedestal" and "squib" ?