00:15 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

00:15 <LunchBot> You're baffled, but your rocket's fuel tank isn't. You discover that Eve's oceans are puddles of gray goo in the most unpleasant way possible.

13:13 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

13:13 <LunchBot> The Konstructor convinces you to use more Rockomax Mk 55 engines on your craft. You are exiled to a forest where you learn what the fox says.

13:14 <Althego> hehe

13:16 <Althego> and that is coincidentally what the fox says too

13:17 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtaekgVt9Q

15:37 <sandbox_> I thought I had frozen

15:37 <sandbox_> !mission

15:37 <LunchBot> You embark on a quest to replace all celestial bodies with infernal ones. After a terrible incident involving a pair of camcorders and your vessel's entire snack supply, you lose your MAGINOT BLUE STARS security clearance.

16:48 <Azander> !mission

16:48 <LunchBot> You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preparation of porkchop plots. Structural failure occurs on the linkage between Jebediah Kerman and EAS-1 External Command Seat.

17:45 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

17:45 <LunchBot> You try to perform a barrel roll while on the ground. This proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from Kerbin forever.

17:46 <Eddi|zuHause> farewell, then.

17:47 <darsie> .

18:49 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add This is the last straw! (And you cannot purchase any more until next Monday.)

18:49 <LunchBot> Added outcome: This is the last straw! (And you cannot purchase any more until next Monday.)

18:49 <Althego> hehe

19:50 <FLHerne> .mission add In FLOOYD Dynamics' new process, kerbals are perfused with epoxy resin including full replacement of all blood and other fluids. This results in much-improved dimensional stability in extremes of temperature, pressure and humidity, along with greater mechanical strength and abrasion resistance.

19:50 <LunchBot> Added mission: In FLOOYD Dynamics' new process, kerbals are perfused with epoxy resin including full replacement of all blood and other fluids. This results in much-improved dimensional stability in extremes of temperature, pressure and humidity, along with greater mechanical strength and abrasion resistance.

19:51 <FLHerne> I was going to add resistance to fungal and insect attack but it got too long

19:55 <darsie> There should be space for mission+outcome.

20:05 <FLHerne> there is (for non-pessimal combinations), it's only ~300 chars

20:06 <FLHerne> longer would be too long for that reason, and also just too long for the desired format

20:08 <raptop_> This kills the kerbal?

20:22 <FLHerne> hm

20:39 <FLHerne> .outcome add The connection is lost after more shouting.

20:39 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The connection is lost after more shouting.

20:39 <FLHerne> (from a particularly depressing accident report :-( )

20:46 <umbralraptop> meep

21:20 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add To run any more missions, wait 23 hours and 59 minutes, or purchase a booster pack.

21:20 <LunchBot> Added outcome: To run any more missions, wait 23 hours and 59 minutes, or purchase a booster pack.

21:22 <darsie> Let's do the time warp again.

21:28 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

21:28 <LunchBot> You stir the tanks. Oops, wrong channel.

21:29 <Eddi|zuHause> you know these situation where you don't want to know what the right channel is? :p

21:36 <Althego> i sense a main b bus undervolt

21:36 <sandbox> !mission

21:36 <LunchBot> You perform a Solar Oberth Maneuver. Jool tosses you out into interstellar space, with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.

23:53 <Azander> !mission

23:53 <LunchBot> You start a new podcast. Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.