<Eddi|zuHause>
there are ome beaches which are notorious for collecting washed up plastic from sunken ships or containers that went overboard
<Eddi|zuHause>
and each major ocean has a "garbage patch" where the currents go in circles and the floating debris can never leave
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked to please the space kittens. The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.
<Eddi|zuHause>
space kitty litter is probably nasty...
<XXCoder>
yeah
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Mission Control just heard about the new Air Turborockets! You are jolted awake by the noise of a thousand pieces of metal smashing into the ground.
<XXCoder>
ah just training. just go back to sleep
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You sell your soul to The Kraken. You discover too late that those "aerospikes" were actually shock cone intakes all this time, and crash hard into Eve.
<Althego>
hehe
<raptop>
Somehow that figures
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<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You sever the thread of prophecy. You find yourself banned from #kspmodders.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to do the taxes for your Space Program. After successfully putting the satellite in orbit and receiving your money you go to the tracking station and terminate the satellite.
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<raptop_>
Intermediate steps, LunchBot
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<FLHerne>
makes sense as a tax discount scheme
<FLHerne>
like that Canadian railway that moved logs a few hundred yards to get a "transported by rail" tax break
<FLHerne>
obviously the Kerbal government offers lucrative tax incentives for putting stuff in space
<raptop_>
We don't really know what the kerbal government looks like. Werhner could be the [redacted] of kerbin!